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Fuzz_TM

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Senior SWE, Splatooner / SalmonRun, Audiophile & Home Theater Enthusiast. Dark humor. Not into thirst traps, and I don't do OnlyFans, sorry.

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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 21h
Trump's entire persona only exists because of fake news. The only genuine thing about Trump is his narcissism and his transactional nature. Every other single thing about him in the public sphere is fake. He drank his own kool-aid, but didn't do us the honor of dying first.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 29/09/2026
Telling my agents to stop testing until we finish exploring was a big improvement. Tests are cheap now so I figured it wouldn’t hurt, but the iteration drag was killing me.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This article was highlighted in an email from NYT this morning. www.nytimes.com/interactive/... I read some of these responses and I think: All politics is local. Republicans have had 1 party control of your state for 29 years. If shit is bad, it seems obvious who shoulders the blame, yeah?
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Opinion | ‘They Picked the Wrong Candidate’: 12 Texas Swing Voters on the Paxton-Talarico Race (Gift Article)
The group discusses the economy, the president and the U.S. Senate race in Texas.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The whole "To iced coffee or not to iced coffee" debate has been hilarious to me. I've been interviewing candidates, either solo or on committee, for 20 years. Before every in person interview at every job I've worked, we've offered coffee, tea, water to the candidate before the interview.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We go through the indictment of a defense contractor that helped ProPublica come up with a story that looks really bad for Maine Senator Susan Collins & assess the evidnece joycevance.substack.com/p/a-bad-tues...
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A Bad Tuesday in Maine if Your Name is Susan Collins
And a new order in Katie Phang’s Epstein Files case
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fastest way to get the feds to place a federal pause on data centers would be having one of OpenAI’s “experiments” hack World Liberty Financial and the Trump Organization. Bet we’d see a switch flip overnight.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bible thumpers are so tiresome, man. Especially southern evangelical bible thumpers. Nothing like getting called a liar, atheist, drunk, and telling me I'm bound to hell forever. On a public street. Where's all that "Judge not, that ye be not judged" that's in that book you cling to?
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know it's a tired meme at this point...but as a kid, I legit had a box turtle that made this *exact* same face. The eyes were less dead, of course...but the same blank, mouth-breathing expression...as if it were clueless as to where it was.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These people are so thick. That is LITERALLY the Republican platform. "The government is the problem. Hire us to fix it." -- Then, they break the government. When campaign season starts, "The government is the problem, Hire us to fix it." Do they even hear themselves?
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously. Alito's time is up.
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
trying to do some level design. I think at least one speed focused stage would be good for the demo.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When AI eventually comes for all of us, I gotta feeling Claude is gonna be particularly interested in finding me as retribution for all the dumb, mundane shit I make it do. But the job says use it...so use it I must.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stop stop stop treating this $5k check thing like it’s real. It’s just…not.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We appreciate you suffering so we don't have to.
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Mellana @mellana.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i hope everyone has a great time at riptide this year!! i always plan things unintentionally around riptide time (and this year was no different LOL) but next year may be my year... 🦑 be safe and be sure to avoid the water!! squids hate that 🤠
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: The Supreme Court blocks a district court TRO that had through Missouri’s congressional maps into chaos. There are no noted dissents. This should mean that the 2022 maps, not the new HB1 maps, will be used. Background: www.lawdork.com/p/dueling-ru...
CORDER LIST: 609 U.S.)
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
26A326
ORDER IN PENDING CASE
PEOPLE NOT POLITICIANS, ET AL. V. ONDER, ROBERT, ET AL.
The application for stay presented to Justice Kavanaugh and
by him referred to the Court is granted. The September 8, 2026
order entered by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Missouri in case No. 4:26-cv-1424 is stayed pending the disposition of the appeal in the United States Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit and disposition of a petition for a writ of certiorari in this Court, if such a writ is timely sought. Should certiorari be denied, this stay shall terminate automatically. In the event certiorari is granted, the stay shall terminate upon the sending down of the judgment of this Court.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You know...the US wouldn't be in this fucked up situation if Republicans in Congress had a fucking spine. Cowards. Every. Single. One.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagine being a fitness guy for the last 10 years — tracking macros, avoiding seed oils, and strength training every day so you will live longer — only for AI to end all of humanity by 2030
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Matrix & Terminator were warnings. Not an instruction manual.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm sorry. I couldn't understand a word he said on account of Trump's limp mushroom stuck in his mouth.
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Herne @herne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the US wants to sell their booze in Canada then they should make it in Canada. Not the US beer though… we already have lots of water.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So...in other words, public health policy actually solved the teen pregnancy epidemic of the 80s and 90s? Sex education + religiously reinforced "abstinence only" indoctrination actually achieved a goal...and they're....unhappy about it?
Parody of the Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) logo depicting Jesus Christ instead, with the letters JFC in the KFC font. Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Enough is enough. It's time for criminal contempt proceedings. Throw the head of USPS in jail. Maybe once some of these asshats start seeing the inside of a cell, they'll get the point that court orders are not optional. (gift-link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
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Whistle-Blower Says USPS Is Secretly Proceeding on Trump’s Mail Voting Plan Before Midterms (Gift Article)
A report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm ready for summer to end. I'm done with this fucking heat and humidity.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Let @mandykathryn.bsky.social know we found the six-fingered man.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Universal healthcare doesn't mean "free". It means "free at the point of access". Because, you know, our taxes would actually be paying for it, and providers get paid from the single-payer entity. Rather than premiums propping up for-profit healthcare. Jesus Christ, these people are fucking stupid.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What's even more pathetic is their statement, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Hey guys, we don't make decisions, we just sync our maps with GNIS data. It's an automated process that we definitely don't have power to override or ignore. Nope."
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was disappointed to see there wasn't a front-page obituary today. I guess there's always tomorrow.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my favorite Tim Curry characters was from a rather terrible 1995 film, Congo. The esteemed Herkermer Homolka. I don’t know why, given his body of work, but there it is.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 26/08/2026
THIS WEEK IS FIRED. NO SEVERANCE. GET OUT!
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
LOL. That face!
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
End. Private. Prisons. If the government decides to take away people's freedom, then it must directly bear the cost and accountability of incarcerating them, full stop.
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Box of Frogs @boxoffrogs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm baffled as to why it never occurs to the people who want to cut government regulation to never ask themselves how much rat feces they are willing to eat in their next meal.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We live in the absolute dumbest fucking timeline imaginable.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Congress needs to reduce the interest rates on federal student loans. It's ridiculous how high the interest rate is on loans issued and backed by the United States Government. As if college wasn't already expensive enough.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
House feels emptier today. Dropped our youngest kid off at university yesterday. 300 miles away. Kinda feeling a certain way about it, and this time might be harder than it was with our first child + college experience.
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In the words of Mike Monteiro: "Fuck you. Pay me."
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Fuzz_TM @fuzztm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hmm. Feels patently discriminatory on the basis of sex. It should be all athletes, regardless of sex, who wish to compete in school sports of any kind. Males AND Females. Or better yet, how about we just shut this performative bullshit down at the ballot box?
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