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Fuzhou

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1/3 of the Loud Equals Funny Crew | the personification of “i don’t give a fuck”

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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 11h
You notice how these mods are usually not publicly available? Its because they'd be shredded apart in seconds by people that actually understand what they're doing
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 7h
You cannot hate the EU enough
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 8h
ALL OF THE PREVIOUS BOOKS IN THE 'John Dies at the End' SERIES ARE $2.99 THIS MONTH IN EBOOK FORM! Catch up before Book 5! Search your device for: John Dies at the End This Book is Full of Spiders What the Hell Did I Just Read If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s wild how Peacock is the only one of these streamers who invests in comedy shows like Ted and Twisted Metal Like come the fuck on @primevideo.bsky.social
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you get mad at me online, this is who you are getting mad at just remember
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael Tracey looks like he pisses himself in public and cums in his pants when people smell him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they can never supply examples of the things they claim have so massively improved from what people are imagining. "they're so much better and they can think and write music" okay where is it
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Opened Threads on accident for the first time in 5 months
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-yo…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a halo fan I’m one more bad piece of news away from blowing my brains out
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just want to point out how crazy it is the justice department put this in writing
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still wanna try Jollibee
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
the boys are never coming back to town. the boys have been dead for 10 years.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 22/09/2026
so funny to watch these margin heavy/asset light businesses add as many layers of opex as possible
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am GOING to KILL myself NOW
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Killing myself timer: Postponed
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tbh this is the best outcome, although tbh Destiny 2 needed a death that lead into a different game
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@slurplebrained

We're on levels of LinkedIn posting beyond your wildest imagination

(screenshot of LinkedIn comment from Sreekanth Kumbha)

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

E = mc^2 + AI

This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc^2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of AI (Artificial Intelligence). By including AI in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for AI to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology.

(reply from Taosif Ahsan)

What
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@beccalew

In 2022 we were told this was the future

@christapeterso

Remember when Zuckerberg went all in on the metaverse
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pokèmon players are close to like, killing scalpers.
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Bill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is an important read. I also have noticed local Detroit TV news station crime segments are specifically mentioning the importance of Flock cameras -- it feels extremely coordinated and intentional.
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
…paints?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 14/09/2026
Free newsletter: The idea that we're nearing the creation of AI systems that we can't control and that pose an existential threat to humanity is a lie and a distraction from the tangible harms and problems caused by LLMs and AI labs' near-unlimited resources. www.wheresyoured.at/ai-is-alread...
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Israel is starting an AI company right?
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hawk Tuah and Douthat thing or whatever
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mormon version of Leaving Las Vegas would be the same movie except Nick Cage is getting drunk on Root Beer
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hahahahahahahaha bubble is fucking REAL hahahahahaha
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why don't prohibition-era gangster movies ever have the courage to accurately portray the characters ordering the Candle Salad
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gonna start saying playboy more too
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I DID NOT CHOOSE TO HAVE MY BOOK DISCOUNTED ON 9/11! That's just when B&N set the sale! Anyway you can get 25% off preorders of the upcoming book by entering PREORDER25 in the box at checkout at Barnes & Noble's website from Sept 9-11, ending on 9/11. Also works for any other preorder bit.ly/bncrabs
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got told I look and dress like “Jesse Pinkman if he just stuck with weed” so I’m riding high off of that compliment
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Thank you for your service Ms. Liang
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Emotiguy Joe's Patriotic Salute
ALT: Emotiguy Joe's Patriotic Salute
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is a psyop from the Marvel Cinematic bodybuilding team btw
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My dad told me that Dr. Pepper is the same as cherry coke, fucking lying piece of shit
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.
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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We’re now 30 days out from the cable premiere of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER on AMC, airing 9/20. Dan Stevens Judith Light CCH Pounder Stephen Root A powerhouse cast. Get stuck with us in New Hyde Hospital in Queens. Laughs, tears, scares. And on AMC+ / Shudder, you can watch it all RIGHT NOW.
Dan Stevens as the character Pepper in the terror: DEVIL IN SILVER in a close-up shot his face beat upJudith Light as her character Dorry  in the terror: DEVIL IN SILVER in a close-up shot camera test
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me to Nina Hartley
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can’t wait to see the inevitable first person view of some stupid mf getting slimed for being a creep with Meta Glasses
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Fuzhou @fuzhou.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Those are rookie numbers, let’s pump those numbers up.
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