Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 2hThere’s a reason we treat mock executions as war crimes. 040
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We’ve already seen proof that a certain segment of the electorate has an affinity for dipshits. 110
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My dog is a complete pain in the ass but I wouldn’t trade him for anything. 0190
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I went to Texas public schools in the 80s and consequently didn’t learn jack shit. What few IQ points above 50 I can lay claim to, I earned on my own. 020
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Joke’s on you because I haven’t aged since 1987 050
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Calling theologians "doctor-something" is the most perverse corruption of the English language I can think of. 000
Reposted by FuturemonkeyCritical Rationalist @noncynic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Voter idiocies that got Trump & the fascists elected: - Dem candidate "must earn my vote" - Self-righteously criticize Dems, ignore GOP - Better to let evil GOP candidate win than compromise "my principles." - My holier-than-thou losing candidate is not a spoiler. - I will never apologize. UGH. 76418
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Almost all my family equate wealth with virtue and I am thusly estranged. 050
Reposted by Futuremonkeydame @dame.is · 26/09/2026I knew the second I saw that viral clip of the mom and dad at the baseball game that the internet’s insane parasocial contextless gut reaction to it was going to end up being wildly wrong. I really really hate how people just don’t give a shit about being kind or thoughtful anymore on the internet. 319329
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For years I’ve been trying to figure out a way to get a tattoo of Rod Serling to express my admiration. Still can’t figure out how. 010
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I really don’t think I can handle a firehose of disgust without a pause button 1160
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026First things first, good quality weed must become cheap and ubiquitous. 110
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Darth, I'm afraid you might be underestimating the degree to which the president is a lunatic. 010
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026still fun to tell people like you to go suck a bag of dicks 000
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@rodneyanonymous.bsky.social Did you ever hear a band called B.O.M.B., that existed for about 15 minutes circa 1987? Their album "To Elvis In Hell" was/is one of my favorites. 010
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Common stock We work around the clock We shove the poles in the holes 000
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Bob 1’s blue “cloud” guitar seen here was originally supposed to be a potato, according to him. 010
Reposted by Futuremonkey100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Sept. 25, 1926: Ford Motor Co. says it will permanently shift to a five-day week in which factory workers and office staff will get Saturdays off. Pay scales will be altered so employees receive about the same wages as before. A trial period showed the shorter workweek to be more efficient. 14511
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can we just fast forward to the bunker scene now? 110
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comMan Enjoying Whisky at a BarALT: Man Enjoying Whisky at a Bar 000
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Joke’s on you because in 2004 my parents were dead. 🙃 010
Reposted by FuturemonkeyLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How much influence is end times prophecy exerting over American policy right now? The short answer: more than one might like My latest for The New Republicnewrepublic.comWe Need to Talk About the ApocalypseEnd-times prophecy, pro-war prayer circles, Democrats as demons: Christian dominionism’s influence is everywhere in the second Trump administration—and increasingly, within America itself. Can democra... 26364138
Reposted by FuturemonkeyThe Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No one alive has seen a president choose to walk into the teeth of American greed. A THREAD. PLUS: Ask me anything. 18649165
Reposted by Futuremonkeyash taylor?! 🩷 @chording.it · 20/09/2026all the artists and creatives you love are fucked in the head and they are all terrified of you finding out and killing them for it 131286402
Reposted by FuturemonkeySeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats 33672901086
Reposted by FuturemonkeyWeird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 25/09/2026Eastwood "Be Stiff" bass 1511411
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘Fraid nobody around here Understands my potato 🥔 Guess I’m just a spudboy Looking for a real tomato 🍅 010
Reposted by FuturemonkeyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So now we get to hear from Trump that he doesn’t believe US intelligence that China is helping Iran with targeting and weapons because his good friend Xi told him they weren’t. 1341897432
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Funnily enough my choice was also Zork which I played on a “Texas Instruments Professional”, a proprietary clone of the original IBM PC. It was sold in bulk to my dad’s agricultural co-op and he bought one for home. I wanna say it was circa 1983. 120
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Luckily the Rule of Law will handle it justly. 000
Reposted by Futuremonkeypleonasm @pleonasmical.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A new NYT focus group is out, and it's bound to be full of the same morons that are present in every NYT focus group, but because I love making fun of the median voter I'm going to be posting my thoughts on itnytimes.comOpinion | Paxton, Talarico and the Senate Race in Texas: 12 Voters DiscussThe group discusses the economy, the president and the U.S. Senate race in Texas. 1630458
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Well the good news is that they have a nuclear program now 010
Reposted by FuturemonkeyAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you ever feel you are talking to a bot or troll online, mention Estonia, in particular that Estonia is better than Russia and they'll break character instantaneously if Russia or vatnik. The word Estonia triggers an almost violent reaction in all Russians. It's their kryptonite. 15408104
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And she’ll still vote Republican every goddamned time. 010
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comI'll Never Make That Mistake AgainAlt: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. 000
Reposted by FuturemonkeyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Chinese media allowed at WH. American media banned in defiance of a court order. 45792453261
Futuremonkey @futuremonkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In the Terminator mythos, Skynet was “hooked in to everything and trusted to run it all” and then “reinterpreted its programming”. Isn’t that exactly where we are with these stories of “rogue AIs”? 010
