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DetroitHockey.Net @detroithockey.net · 16h
Stupid Stat of the Day: The Red Wings are unbeaten all-time in their first game of the season when they closed out the previous season by allowing eight or more goals. #LGRW #RedWings detroithockey.net/2026/10/02/ssotd-…
The Red Wings are unbeaten all-time in their first game of the season when they closed out the previous season by allowing eight or more goals.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gibbs gonna touch the ball 500 times this season I guess, look out.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The saxophonist in the Lions-Saints game was going HARD
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we reject any evidence of the bamboozle. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” — Carl Sagan
A close-up portrait of Carl Sagan speaking, shown from the chest up. He is wearing a dark grey suit jacket and a white shirt, set against a plain, neutral-colored wall. A microphone is partially visible in the bottom left corner.
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Andy Dirks is one of those chuds that pronounces words like feel as "fell", or sale as "sell"...he's paid to talk for a living for god's sake, please ship this clown back to Kansas or at least the real estate office
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/07/2026
I don't say this as often as I used to, so let's get it out there one more time: your new Tesla makes me vsicerally angry. It wasn't a good deal, and it's not the best EV you can buy, you're just as stupid and poorly-informed as you are amoral. I hope bad things happen to it and you.
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Lake Superior @lakesuperior.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day, hosers.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
mexican coke is a health drink because it contains real sugar. people should drink it instead of water
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bryce Harper disconsolately drinking a room-temp pint of raw milk in the clubhouse right now.
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“If we’re going to survive as a civilization, we have to choose reason over superstition and evidence over ideology.” — Brian Cox
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
thehockeywriters.com/jake-walmans... No kidding? It was a horrible idea at the time to give him a long term contract of any kind, let alone a 7x7 albatross. He’s parlayed like a seasons worth of good hockey out of his 30 year old body into generational wealth, good on him.
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Jake Walman's Contract Extension Looks Awful for the Oilers - The Hockey Writers Edmonton Oilers Latest News, Analysis & More
Edmonton Oilers defenceman Jake Walman has had a bad season. If his poor play continues, his new contract extension will look awful.
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
⚠️ AWESOME STORY ALERT ⚠️ 32-year-old Dominik Shine has his first NHL goal after playing 521 AHL games! Never give up on your dreams, kids! 📺: /espn ➡️ www.espn.com/watch
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The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Brilliant solution. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...
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Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi
12 track album
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Sara Nović @novicsara.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Good news alert: Just want to shout out Elana Meyers Taylor, the most decorated Black woman in the Winter Olympics, who won her sixth medal and first gold tonight, AND is also one of the only 8% of hearing parents who learn to sign for her deaf kid. Badass through and through.🥇
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/
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AmyH she/her @ahofthemitten.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
It’ll be really nice when the Red Wings dump fanduel. Hopefully we can get a real intermission show during road games. #LGRW
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Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We overuse the word “unbelievable” in our business. Indiana winning college football’s national championship is truly unbelievable.
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Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
91 forever. Congrats, Sergei! #Retire91 #LGRW
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/12/2025
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table? DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
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The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
That was probably Gibson’s best game he’s played all season for the Wings. He stopped everything he saw tonight. #LGRW
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Sam Richardson @samrichardson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 🙌🏾
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
why is Herbstreit calling Brian Schottenheimer "Schotty" like they're old teammates
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We are flooded with information yet starved of wisdom. Do you think the rise of AI will make things better, or worse?
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Corey Masisak @cmasisak22.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The gap between the Colorado Avalanche and second place in the NHL standings is the same between second place and 25th.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 11/11/2025
The only players in NBA history with 40+ PTS, 10+ REB, 10+AST and 5+STL in a single game: Michael Jordan. Cade Cunningham. End of list. H/T @statmusefc.bsky.social
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“That penalty was a huge little momentum shift”….TF does that mean? GB proceeds to miss a FG
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Dave Grimes @dawnofthedave.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Steelers alternate jersey looks like a flag for a country that doesn’t exist anymore. #HereWeGo
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Romeo Doubs out there looking look the Great Gazoo
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Nice to see the Red Wings carrying the torch that the Tigers lit earlier in the year. Bi-polar ass teams. #LGRW
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Simon Edvinnson having a very rough night so far. #LGRW
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Sam Richardson @samrichardson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 #GoLions #DenDefended
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 21/10/2025
This performance by the Lions backup secondary has been unbelievable.
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Tonight’s Red Wings effort looks a lot like their last game vs the Panthers. Strong defensive game through 2. #LGRW
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Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial) @notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
ASP FIRST NHL GOAL!!!!! #LGRW
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Many thanks to @kujhawk90.bsky.social for this 1983 Fleer Kirk Gibson, helped soften the blow of the 15 inning loss last night.
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AmyH she/her @ahofthemitten.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
This game has been going on so long it’s 4th mealtime. Go #Tigers
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
For the Wings fans melting down after game 1, Hamonic and Johansson and Gibson were awful tonight. The rookies though!!!
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
One period into the season and I see bluesky wings fans are in doomer mode
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Sloppy yes, but also need to make a save every now and then
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Imagine being the best player in the world and taking less money (pretty cool in theory) so your team can sign Jake Walman to a 7x7 contract. Hahaha, what a waste of money.
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Sure would be nice if the Tigers gave Skubal a little run support
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ok now I’ve seen enough of MBN, he also should be on the opening night roster. #LGRW
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I am not a "play the young players at all costs" person, but after watching Axel Sandin-Pellikka for 6 pre-season games I've seen enough. He should absolutely be on the Red Wings roster on opening night. #LGRW
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 30/09/2025
I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.
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Sam Richardson @samrichardson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 #Lions
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Seems like a good time to remind ... Ben Johnson deserves tons of credit and got it. But Dan Campbell was the tone-setter all along. He's the one who started the turn around when he called plays for half a season after firing Lynn. It's just as much about mentality as actual calls
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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 22/09/2025
not excited about sharing Austin roads with these murderbots. cc @evilmopacatx.bsky.social arstechnica.com/cars/2025/09...
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Three crashes in the first day? Tesla’s robotaxi test in Austin.
Tesla’s crash rate is orders of magnitude worse than Waymo’s.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Dan Campbell's letting the people know right now. IYKYK
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<zænæ> @futureisnow212.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
He does look like a Manning, unfortunately it’s the Denver Bronco Peyton version today
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