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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳

@fuckaasbitch.bsky.social
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20, EEE undergrad pronouns are he/him hyperwoke emo pianist 🇮🇳

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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 4h
“The national populists long imagined that they were enthusiastic about sovereignty, tradition, and the beauties of Western civilization, until the day of danger wrung from them the confession that they are enthusiastic only about female Draco Malfoy.”
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 5h
genuinely dying laughing at the self-definition of trad going from "person who likes the Great Books and/or skeptical of revolutionary change" to "person who writes m/f fanfic of mass media novels"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 5h
@OSINT_Monitor: BREAKING: American Revolutionary Congress 3rd Mechanized Brigade reportedly abandons defensive positions near Frederick after command dispute over whether enemies-to-lovers constitutes "bourgeois romantic individualism." National Salvation forces advancing along I-70.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 6h
so apparently right-wing Twitter has convinced themselves that writing genderbent Draco Malfoy fanfic and creating art is a sign of the NatCon Cultural Revolution this is not a joke, i'm sad to say
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 6h
had to literally dask the friend who sent me this and be like "What the fuck is a Malfoid?"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 6h
what i'm getting here is that what passes for being trad online is a lot different than when i was talking to evangelical circles a decade ago
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 7h
babe wake up they're takfiring rahul gandhi from Hinduism
Rando on twitter complaining about rahul gandhi eating meat on a Tuesday
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 12h
Alien 1979
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Republic of Michael.
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 05/10/2026
ok i did what needed to be done for this situation
black and white map of brazil with a face on it. the face is anguished. the nation of brazil is stabbing itself with two knives. oh and the southern tip is wearing a speedo
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't want JRM in the national divorce
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lads, I'm getting some not-so-subtle signs about the need to mercilessly destroy left-wing antisemitism or we will never achieve anything meaningfully good again. It's been a running theme for a while. One which very few are willing to confront.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my hot take is that you can find a lot more interesting stuff in regional Indian cinema than out of Bollywood blockbusters
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Dan Rosen @danrosen.xyz · 23/03/2026
I love watching “Pooja what is this behavior” videos translated across like 5 languages, countries. A lot to dislike about social media but the transnational memes and formats are great
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For Americans who want a fun bit of Indian reality show trivia, this is referencing this absolutely hilarious meltdown on Big Boss (basically, the Big Brother TV show in India) it's especially funny because she goes through like 4 accents in the span of 30 seconds
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucien Lazare carried a Hebrew Bible with him, which the Nazis stole and desecrated. After the war, by way of atonement, a Protestant pastor sent him a replacement Bible. Then, in 2009, Lucien Lazare sent a replacement Quran to a mosque in the West Bank after Israeli Jewish settlers desecrated one.
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Mumbai: Shiv Sena (UBT) chief Uddhav Thackeray says, "Hitler was also a dictator like this, but ultimately, he had to shoot himself. A similar situation could arise in this country as well. Those acting arbitrarily should keep this in mind..."

He adds, "We will not rest until he is brought out onto the streets and punished within the framework of the law."
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Dmytro Spivakov @dmytro-spivakov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every dead russian soldier brings peace and justice closer
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 04/10/2026
🔴 A new UN report details a systematic pattern of sexual violence used as torture by Russian forces in Ukraine. 🧵 1/8 ⬇️
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this russian woman is currently going around my state looking at a mall and soyfacing like Yeltsin in the Houston grocery store lmao
Alena kovpar instagram
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Maria Popova @popovaprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No country *needs* to dominate its neighbours. No country should get to demand respect it hasn’t earned. No country should be allowed to attack to satisfy its desires. For far too long, the West has been coddling Ru. That's why we're here.
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Maria Popova @popovaprof.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Former MI6 chief Scarlett said that the West didnt grasp how much Ru needed to be respected and treated as a great power equal to the US. I’d say the West actually understood and nearly embraced that idea. This was a huge mistake, actually. The West shouldn’t have construed Ru's desires as needs!
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
real American Peronism has never been tried
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone who hasn’t guessed that squirrel had a whole gaggle of hateful beliefs wasn’t paying attention to her in public tbh.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Macron just mogging everyone else
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's a small boats joke in here somewhere, I can feel it
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
er, i don't think so?
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“These precious days are her last breath A sacred and triumphant death Before Old Man Winter comes to reign From the Yukon to New Mexico She stretches like a rainbow Bugling bulls singing her refrain”
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God I hope Michael Tracey gets the shit sued out of him
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep sending my infantry commanded by incompetent nepo babies into Houthi trenches and they keep dying and my Jordanian military attache said it sounds like I’m just feeding infantry to the houthis and then my crown prince started crying www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
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Saudis plan assault on Houthis to break Red Sea chokehold
Saudi Arabia is planning an offensive against Iran-backed Houthi militants in Yemen, with options being considered including a coastal push to secure the Red Sea shipping route or an assault on multip...
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the United States is already a bilingual country, we're just in denial about it
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Laughing nervously what the fuck
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would prefer not to be ethnically cleansed
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"David Cameron's former advisor is running for CA Gov and released an ad themed like softcore porn about lesbians" do you ever think we live in hell?
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"October 2nd! Find out what made this day special over time."
The aforementioned text and a picture of Dugin staring at his daughter's blown up car.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you'll be shocked to hear the comments were full of hit dogs
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A young woman bravely reported that she was sexually assaulted in 2024 by seven men at their fraternity. But instead of protecting her, Cornell University protected her abusers, letting them off with a slap on the wrist.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV: the conservative understanding of prog nuclear policy
the achievement for OUR WORDS ARE BACKED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS
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Lavajackal @lavajackal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As bad as 2026 has been geopolitically I'm increasingly of the opinion that that 2027 could easily be worse.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
every once in a while i remember that like, Biden and Begin met and this was basically the discourse of the day jacobin.com/2023/10/joe-...
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EXCLUSIVE: In the ’80s, Joe Biden Speculated to Israel’s PM About Wiping Out Canadians
In 1982, then-Senator Joe Biden met with Israel’s leader amid its bloody invasion of Lebanon. Biden expressed support for the campaign, and even speculated the US would be similarly justified in bombi...
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mr zelenskyy build pickaxe mountain in the Carpathians and start churning out a dozen of these a day and you will be reincarnated as a sunflower
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we have operational FP 7s :)
First combat use of fp7 ballistic missile
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Jacob 🇺🇦🇵🇸🪳 @fuckaasbitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"we'll use noooooks we've got noooooooks" ogey
Su 24 shot down by turkey years ago
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a clash of gods
my mutual talking with Tom Gordon MP about his disagreements with Ed Davey
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