Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260184704882
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comSesame Street The CountALT: Sesame Street The Count 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why and how are they getting more meth into #nz ? "The drug survey showed the price of a gram of meth has dropped from $563 in 2017 to $334 in 2025" A gram of meth in SE Asia is NZ$15, by comparison www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...rnz.co.nzExplainer: How and why methamphetamine is flooding New ZealandExplainer - Methamphetamine is taking a massive toll on Aotearoa, from the cities to the regions. It's wrecking lives and destroying communities as usage continues to rise. 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"When it comes to best-practice examples in the housing debate, Vienna is a common reference. Indeed, the Austrian capital features prominently in narratives about successful housing policies" #nzpol #aotearoa www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comVienna has been declared a renters’ utopia – here's why | Justin KadiSocial housing makes up almost half of the city’s 1m homes. The system isn’t perfect, but it gets a lot of things right, says housing expert Justin Kadi 042
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Finally convinced 'er indoors to get a heat-pump unit which is being installed tomorrow One unit for the whole house - a big 7kW floor-standing Daikin We'll finally take full advantage of the solar panels... #SoToasty 120
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They gave us some strawberries by mistake at Pak'N'Save click and collect and I decided to put my Kenwood Chef to good use... #RudeNotTo 110
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hundreds of children embracing te reo swim safety lessonsrnz.co.nzHundreds of children embracing te reo swim safety lessonsA swimming sports event on the Kāpiti Coast has given a few hundred local kids the chance to flex their skills in the water - while speaking entirely in te reo. 032
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maureen "High Voltage" Pugh is completely inept as Deputy Speaker and shouldn't be left in charge of a sausage sizzle, let alone Parliament The leader of her own party described Pugh as "fucking useless" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361... #nzpolstuff.co.nzParliament erupts over c-word as two MPs are kicked out of the HouseA wild session in Parliament descended into chaos after Debbie Ngarewa Packer was ejected after using the c-word and then Willie Jackson removed shortly after. 032
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's bean a busy few days I've processed kilos of dried beans, rehydrated and cooked, then cooled and in the freezer to free-flow bags 2kg Cannellini 2kg Chickpeas 1kg Red kidney 1kg Black turtle 1kg Pinto All dry weight, made nearly 20kg of cooked - enough to last months Equivalent to 80+ cansstatic.klipy.comFart Oops ChickALT: Fart Oops Chick 141
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Henry is gifted a list seat at the next election we're never gonna hear the end of the fucking prick, are we? He's got nothing of substance for ACT, he's only there as a prop for Seymour - someone who is clueless enough to say the stupid shit out loud, so Seymour can smirk at the outrage #nzpol 1193
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As I'm sick, I'm enjoying 'Episodes' with Tamsin Greig, Stephen Mangan and Fatt Le Blanc ( 😆 ) I must have missed it when it first came out in 2010, but its lost nothing for the 16-year pause www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4yH...youtube.comEpisodes Season 1 (2010) | Official Trailer | Matt LeBlanc SHOWTIME Series | SHOWTIMEYouTube video by SHOWTIME 000
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Destinations Uncovered @destinationsuncovered.com · 09/09/2026Some inspiration... Explore New Zealand with this comprehensive travel guide to Aotearoa, covering the best seasons, visa and entry requirements, itineraries for both islands, packing essentials, driving and transport op... f.mtr.cool/40xl9m97hd 112
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm certain that colds are the worst human disease All of the misery, without the release of death And being a man, I suffer worse than any human in history. All I want is a fizzy drink, a comic and some Fruit Bursts, but Nursie says 'No way, Mr Diabetes!' ... from the person who infected me... 110
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️The Press @thepress.co.nz · 02/09/2026A dolphin statue has been stolen from the grave of a 13-year-old Christchurch girl who was killed while cycling to school more than 30 years ago.dlvr.itThief steals $20,000 bronze dolphin statue from teenager’s graveA dolphin statue has been stolen from the grave of a 13-year-old Christchurch girl who was killed while cycling to school more than 30 years ago. 277
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Everywhere. My @smh @theage cartoon. 22531228
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Gene Bryant @genebryant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Cartoon by Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press 11955301734
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Brazen offending by the Police, or the level of journalistic competence you get if you hire less-qualified foreign-based correspondents? www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a... "Police said they also kicked and struck the victim several times, before attempting to restrain him."rnz.co.nzNew Zealanders charged after assault at Sydney immigration detention facilityTwo New Zealanders and a man from Fiji are facing charges in Australia, after an assault at a Sydney immigration detention facility. 000
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Read the ‘compassionate but unflinching’ National Schools Poetry Award winner, announced todaythespinoff.co.nzRead the ‘compassionate but unflinching’ National Schools Poetry Award winnerXavier Tapsell's poignant poem set during lambing season beat out over 250 entries for the National Schools Poetry Award 2026. 243
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have finally gone and done it: today I paid the deposit to have a heat pump installed Of course, with my usual smarts and tactical nous, I have done it at the end of winter. But still, there will be some chilly nights ahead in which I can bask in the warmth of my new purchase Yay, toasty toes! 120
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361... "The Prime Minister said on Thursday he would “obviously” apologise for the error" Saying that he 'would' apologise, isn't making an apology.stuff.co.nzPM apologises for second error suspending payments to beneficiariesLouise Upston will not say when she learned that some people’s benefits had been cut due to processing delays at the Ministry of Social Development. 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Are these idiots clueless about public opinion? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...stuff.co.nzLabour to back social media ban for under 16sLabour leader Chris Hipkins says his party will support National’s proposal to ban children from social media. 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026#aotearoa peeples, anyone got a ducted heat pump? We are looking at getting one, so give me your tales of woe or wonderful successes 121
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️tohorā @tohora.bsky.social · 18/08/2026New Zealand: Gun City moved its Hamilton store to Anglesea Street in July, setting up directly next door to Rainbow Kids Early Learning Centre. accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....accessiblenews.xyzDaycare concerned after gun store unexpectedly moves in next doorAn early learning centre in Hamilton has concerns after a gun retailer unexpectedly opened next door, but says they have plans in place to ensure the safety and wellbeing of the children, families and... 001
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Cook Strait ferry cancellations have ripple affect across livestock industryrnz.co.nzCook Strait ferry cancellations have ripple affect across livestock industryLivestock transporters say ferry cancellations and fewer working vessels are hurting their businesses. 134
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It was gratifying to see that my opinion of Ani O'Brien being a hypocritical cunt was not misplaced The board member of the Free Speech Union laying a complaint because somebody was mean to her online is chefs kiss beautiful And her reason?'I was just tired of it' www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...stuff.co.nzFree Speech Union board member revealed as complainant in ‘censorship’ court caseAni O’Brien accepts people may call her hypocritical, but says the case was never about stopping criticism of her politics 000
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026About freakin' time... #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...rnz.co.nzDIA investigating charities associated with Destiny ChurchThe Department of Internal Affairs has confirmed it is currently investigating charities associated with Destiny Church. 36823
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Electoral Commission launders almost half a million dollars for political parties www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nzLarge anonymous political donations climb to almost $500k so far in election yearA type of political donation where the identity of the donor is shrouded in secrecy is growing despite a recommendation it be abolished. 23010
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I would like to propose a members bill banning male politicians telling us to have babies. 1929047
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Ms Willis went on to say, "A woman is defined as someone who should not get equal pay for equal work - as National have repeatedly stated this term" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...stuff.co.nzWillis hits out at NZ First: ‘No woman wants to be reduced to a description about shopping habits’Following Stuart Nash’s resignation over sexist remarks, a New Zealand First candidate has offered another definition a woman - someone who knows where to shop 18734
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026 0317
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Karl Drinkwater 🏴 🏴 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 ☮️ 🥗 @karldrinkwater.bsky.social · 29/07/2026 042
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️nzjanette @nzjanette.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Wise words from Josh Drummond. They’re baiting us on purpose with their bullshit, and we’re biting. #nzpolemilywrites.co.nzNational MPs are baiting us and it’s workingHey, Josh here with a depressing post! I hope that's enticing enough for you to read all the way to the end. Feel free to skip to the comments if you read this already in your email! Sk... 2279
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ACT are scraping the bottom of the barrel with Paul Henry He's an execrable human being Racist, misogynistic, bigoted, with a wholly inflated opinion of himself He expects to get in at number three on the list? How do the current ACT party list members feel about that? #nzpol 4184
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Liz Barry @lizbnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If someone is killed by some lunatic Destiny cult member, or a mosque or place of worship attacked, will you be "interested" then, Mr Prime Minister? What a pathetically weak response by Luxon! #nzpol 'I'm not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says' - Prime Minister www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...rnz.co.nz'I'm not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says' - Prime MinisterThe Prime Minister says he's not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says, after the Destiny Church leader said Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims should be purged from New Zealand. 094
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Kyle Matthews @kylermatthews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My friend Nicole Skews-Poole, who does safety planning and responses for people facing online harm has developed a safety planning toolkit with Tāhono and Amnesty NZ which is a practical guide to navigate the problem of coordinated campaigns of harm and false information: safetytoolkit.nz. So good!safetytoolkit.nzHome 12614
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Tax the super rich, because in reality there is no justification for this absolute grift by the 1% . #nzpol #TaxTheRich #TaxJusticeNZ #OneTermGovernment #NZ ✅✅ 110257
Reposted by Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens 26878249
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The cruelty is the point. Referees should boycott all US games in protest #FIFA www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comTop African referee Omar Artan refused access to US and will miss World CupOmar Artan was going to be the first Somalian to officiate at a World Cup but was refused entry at Miami airport despite a valid travel visa 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026"...Judge Bolstad ordered him to be placed on the child sex offender register. The judge also granted the offender permanent name suppression" How can this be justified? On the sex offenders reg, but cannot be identified? He's been *found guilty* of child abuse - the community deserves to know #NZ 011
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Food today came from the freezer - birria beef - with rice, chopped tomatoes, chopped red onion, tortilla chips Chicken salad tomorrow. Something baked for afters - I'm keen to make a mango coconut/oat slice as I have an 800ml can of mango puree and some mango slices I want to use #nzautumn 020
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Live long and... may the forth be with youmedia.tenor.coma close up of chewbacca 's face with a beardALT: a close up of chewbacca 's face with a beard 161
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I don't know who cares about such things: When I read "America overwhelmingly supports Trump", knowing that he got less than half of the votes cast and only 48.06% of eligible US voters even bothered to cast any kind of vote, I can only assume that 'overwhelmingly' now means 23.54% #trump 170
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Slightly diminish a book The Postman Sometimes Rings Snore and Peace The Dogs of Karen Mild At Heart Canteen Lady in a Blue Dress 030
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Slightly diminish a book Chef Corelli's Mandolin A Sale of Two City Apartments Around IKEA in 80 Days To Grill A Mockingbird Mild New World 130
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026It's just ridiculous how his grifting has been normalised by the supposed 'watchdogs' in the US They have laws against this, but are too scared to use them, lest he mean tweets them www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3... #trumpgrift #trumpcrimestuff.co.nzUS Air Force says former Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One in months aheadThe jet is currently being painted red, white and blue, the US Air Force said in a news release. 010
Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I just can't take a NZ party whose leadership are hovering around 5'9" seriously Less Reservoir Dogs than the are Puddle Puppies #nzpol 052