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Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty. Motorcycle Criminal 13/20 of a century Can eat if prompted - cooking is my happy place

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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Sesame Street The Count
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GeekeryNZ @geekerynz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why and how are they getting more meth into #nz ? "The drug survey showed the price of a gram of meth has dropped from $563 in 2017 to $334 in 2025" A gram of meth in SE Asia is NZ$15, by comparison www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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Explainer: How and why methamphetamine is flooding New Zealand
Explainer - Methamphetamine is taking a massive toll on Aotearoa, from the cities to the regions. It's wrecking lives and destroying communities as usage continues to rise.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"When it comes to best-practice examples in the housing debate, Vienna is a common reference. Indeed, the Austrian capital features prominently in narratives about successful housing policies" #nzpol #aotearoa www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Vienna has been declared a renters’ utopia – here's why | Justin Kadi
Social housing makes up almost half of the city’s 1m homes. The system isn’t perfect, but it gets a lot of things right, says housing expert Justin Kadi
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally convinced 'er indoors to get a heat-pump unit which is being installed tomorrow One unit for the whole house - a big 7kW floor-standing Daikin We'll finally take full advantage of the solar panels... #SoToasty
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They gave us some strawberries by mistake at Pak'N'Save click and collect and I decided to put my Kenwood Chef to good use... #RudeNotTo
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RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hundreds of children embracing te reo swim safety lessons
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Hundreds of children embracing te reo swim safety lessons
A swimming sports event on the Kāpiti Coast has given a few hundred local kids the chance to flex their skills in the water - while speaking entirely in te reo.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maureen "High Voltage" Pugh is completely inept as Deputy Speaker and shouldn't be left in charge of a sausage sizzle, let alone Parliament The leader of her own party described Pugh as "fucking useless" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361... #nzpol
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Parliament erupts over c-word as two MPs are kicked out of the House
A wild session in Parliament descended into chaos after Debbie Ngarewa Packer was ejected after using the c-word and then Willie Jackson removed shortly after.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's bean a busy few days I've processed kilos of dried beans, rehydrated and cooked, then cooled and in the freezer to free-flow bags 2kg Cannellini 2kg Chickpeas 1kg Red kidney 1kg Black turtle 1kg Pinto All dry weight, made nearly 20kg of cooked - enough to last months Equivalent to 80+ cans
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Fart Oops Chick
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Henry is gifted a list seat at the next election we're never gonna hear the end of the fucking prick, are we? He's got nothing of substance for ACT, he's only there as a prop for Seymour - someone who is clueless enough to say the stupid shit out loud, so Seymour can smirk at the outrage #nzpol
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As I'm sick, I'm enjoying 'Episodes' with Tamsin Greig, Stephen Mangan and Fatt Le Blanc ( 😆 ) I must have missed it when it first came out in 2010, but its lost nothing for the 16-year pause www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4yH...
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Episodes Season 1 (2010) | Official Trailer | Matt LeBlanc SHOWTIME Series | SHOWTIME
YouTube video by SHOWTIME
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Destinations Uncovered @destinationsuncovered.com · 09/09/2026
Some inspiration... Explore New Zealand with this comprehensive travel guide to Aotearoa, covering the best seasons, visa and entry requirements, itineraries for both islands, packing essentials, driving and transport op... f.mtr.cool/40xl9m97hd
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm certain that colds are the worst human disease All of the misery, without the release of death And being a man, I suffer worse than any human in history. All I want is a fizzy drink, a comic and some Fruit Bursts, but Nursie says 'No way, Mr Diabetes!' ... from the person who infected me...
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The Press @thepress.co.nz · 02/09/2026
A dolphin statue has been stolen from the grave of a 13-year-old Christchurch girl who was killed while cycling to school more than 30 years ago.
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Thief steals $20,000 bronze dolphin statue from teenager’s grave
A dolphin statue has been stolen from the grave of a 13-year-old Christchurch girl who was killed while cycling to school more than 30 years ago.
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Everywhere. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Four frames. 1. “Three Israeli hostages waving white flags were shot and killed  by the IDF. They said, “We thought they were Hamas.””Image of three dead, with flags. 2. “The IDF shot and killed 14 Palestinian paramedics and a UN worker then buried them in a mass grave. They thought Hamas were among them.” Image of bulldozer and rows of body bags. 3. “Present and former Israeli politicians have claimed there are no innocents in Gaza and that even children and babies are the enemy.” Image of a child sitting, a dead adult behind, a sniper drone buzzing nearby. 4. “So when they say the IDF killed Zomi Frankcom and her colleagues because they thought they contained Hamas operatives. It’s understandable, as they see Hamas everywhere.” Image of photo of Zomi with bouquet of flowers beside.
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Gene Bryant @genebryant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cartoon by Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brazen offending by the Police, or the level of journalistic competence you get if you hire less-qualified foreign-based correspondents? www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a... "Police said they also kicked and struck the victim several times, before attempting to restrain him."
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New Zealanders charged after assault at Sydney immigration detention facility
Two New Zealanders and a man from Fiji are facing charges in Australia, after an assault at a Sydney immigration detention facility.
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IIML @modernletters.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Read the ‘compassionate but unflinching’ National Schools Poetry Award winner, announced today
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Read the ‘compassionate but unflinching’ National Schools Poetry Award winner
Xavier Tapsell's poignant poem set during lambing season beat out over 250 entries for the National Schools Poetry Award 2026.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have finally gone and done it: today I paid the deposit to have a heat pump installed Of course, with my usual smarts and tactical nous, I have done it at the end of winter. But still, there will be some chilly nights ahead in which I can bask in the warmth of my new purchase Yay, toasty toes!
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361... "The Prime Minister said on Thursday he would “obviously” apologise for the error" Saying that he 'would' apologise, isn't making an apology.
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PM apologises for second error suspending payments to beneficiaries
Louise Upston will not say when she learned that some people’s benefits had been cut due to processing delays at the Ministry of Social Development.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Are these idiots clueless about public opinion? www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Labour to back social media ban for under 16s
Labour leader Chris Hipkins says his party will support National’s proposal to ban children from social media.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#aotearoa peeples, anyone got a ducted heat pump? We are looking at getting one, so give me your tales of woe or wonderful successes
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tohorā @tohora.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New Zealand: Gun City moved its Hamilton store to Anglesea Street in July, setting up directly next door to Rainbow Kids Early Learning Centre. accessiblenews.xyz/article/www....
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Daycare concerned after gun store unexpectedly moves in next door
An early learning centre in Hamilton has concerns after a gun retailer unexpectedly opened next door, but says they have plans in place to ensure the safety and wellbeing of the children, families and...
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RNZ News Feeds @rnzrss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Cook Strait ferry cancellations have ripple affect across livestock industry
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Cook Strait ferry cancellations have ripple affect across livestock industry
Livestock transporters say ferry cancellations and fewer working vessels are hurting their businesses.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It was gratifying to see that my opinion of Ani O'Brien being a hypocritical cunt was not misplaced The board member of the Free Speech Union laying a complaint because somebody was mean to her online is chefs kiss beautiful And her reason?'I was just tired of it' www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
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Free Speech Union board member revealed as complainant in ‘censorship’ court case
Ani O’Brien accepts people may call her hypocritical, but says the case was never about stopping criticism of her politics
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2covet @2covet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
About freakin' time... #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
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DIA investigating charities associated with Destiny Church
The Department of Internal Affairs has confirmed it is currently investigating charities associated with Destiny Church.
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Idiot/Savant @norightturnnz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Electoral Commission launders almost half a million dollars for political parties www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Large anonymous political donations climb to almost $500k so far in election year
A type of political donation where the identity of the donor is shrouded in secrecy is growing despite a recommendation it be abolished.
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I would like to propose a members bill banning male politicians telling us to have babies.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ms Willis went on to say, "A woman is defined as someone who should not get equal pay for equal work - as National have repeatedly stated this term" www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Willis hits out at NZ First: ‘No woman wants to be reduced to a description about shopping habits’
Following Stuart Nash’s resignation over sexist remarks, a New Zealand First candidate has offered another definition a woman - someone who knows where to shop
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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Karl Drinkwater 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 🇵🇸 ☮️ 🥗 @karldrinkwater.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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nzjanette @nzjanette.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wise words from Josh Drummond. They’re baiting us on purpose with their bullshit, and we’re biting. #nzpol
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National MPs are baiting us and it’s working
Hey, Josh here with a depressing post! I hope that's enticing enough for you to read all the way to the end. Feel free to skip to the comments if you read this already in your email! Sk...
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ACT are scraping the bottom of the barrel with Paul Henry He's an execrable human being Racist, misogynistic, bigoted, with a wholly inflated opinion of himself He expects to get in at number three on the list? How do the current ACT party list members feel about that? #nzpol
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Liz Barry @lizbnz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If someone is killed by some lunatic Destiny cult member, or a mosque or place of worship attacked, will you be "interested" then, Mr Prime Minister? What a pathetically weak response by Luxon! #nzpol 'I'm not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says' - Prime Minister www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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'I'm not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says' - Prime Minister
The Prime Minister says he's not interested in anything Brian Tamaki says, after the Destiny Church leader said Hindus, Sikhs and Muslims should be purged from New Zealand.
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Kyle Matthews @kylermatthews.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My friend Nicole Skews-Poole, who does safety planning and responses for people facing online harm has developed a safety planning toolkit with Tāhono and Amnesty NZ which is a practical guide to navigate the problem of coordinated campaigns of harm and false information: safetytoolkit.nz. So good!
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tax the super rich, because in reality there is no justification for this absolute grift by the 1% . #nzpol #TaxTheRich #TaxJusticeNZ #OneTermGovernment #NZ ✅✅
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The only World Cup footage you need to see today. 📹: YouTube Rudy Janssens
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CC @cindyraec.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The cruelty is the point. Referees should boycott all US games in protest #FIFA www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Top African referee Omar Artan refused access to US and will miss World Cup
Omar Artan was going to be the first Somalian to officiate at a World Cup but was refused entry at Miami airport despite a valid travel visa
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"...Judge Bolstad ordered him to be placed on the child sex offender register. The judge also granted the offender permanent name suppression" How can this be justified? On the sex offenders reg, but cannot be identified? He's been *found guilty* of child abuse - the community deserves to know #NZ
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Food today came from the freezer - birria beef - with rice, chopped tomatoes, chopped red onion, tortilla chips Chicken salad tomorrow. Something baked for afters - I'm keen to make a mango coconut/oat slice as I have an 800ml can of mango puree and some mango slices I want to use #nzautumn
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Live long and... may the forth be with you
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a close up of chewbacca 's face with a beard
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don't know who cares about such things: When I read "America overwhelmingly supports Trump", knowing that he got less than half of the votes cast and only 48.06% of eligible US voters even bothered to cast any kind of vote, I can only assume that 'overwhelmingly' now means 23.54% #trump
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book The Postman Sometimes Rings Snore and Peace The Dogs of Karen Mild At Heart Canteen Lady in a Blue Dress
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book Chef Corelli's Mandolin A Sale of Two City Apartments Around IKEA in 80 Days To Grill A Mockingbird Mild New World
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
It's just ridiculous how his grifting has been normalised by the supposed 'watchdogs' in the US They have laws against this, but are too scared to use them, lest he mean tweets them www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3... #trumpgrift #trumpcrime
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US Air Force says former Qatari 747 will be ready to fly Trump as Air Force One in months ahead
The jet is currently being painted red, white and blue, the US Air Force said in a news release.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I just can't take a NZ party whose leadership are hovering around 5'9" seriously Less Reservoir Dogs than the are Puddle Puppies #nzpol
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