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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️

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Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty. Motorcycle Criminal 13/20 of a century Can eat if prompted - cooking is my happy place

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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love rocoto - I thought they would be hardier, being Peruvian Mine all died overnight with the frosts
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what kind are you growing?
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kinda... butlerssink.co.nz/collections/...
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Ceramic Kitchen Sinks - New Zealand - Counter Mounted
Ceramic Kitchen Sinks New Zealand Fireclay counter mounter ceramic kitchen sinks, manufactured using slip casting techniques from the highest grade U.K. fireclay. Fired at 1600 degrees making the Savi...
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was specifically talking about my family, as I said I wasn't aware it was a competition and will now mute this, as what started as an explanation of lamingtons seems to have become something I really never wanted to be involved in
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No, left - always and forever
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bars, in my family baking history, are bar-shaped Twice as long as wide, and nearly as high as wide - like a muesli bar, marshmallow bar, etc. Slices are flat squares
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As I said in my post, lamington is sponge cake dipped in syrup
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You barely speak for yourself - Don't presume to speak for me
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, I gave them my party vote, one time I voted for National too, one time. Both times I feel subsequently let down by the parties I supported You didn't hit any raw nerve, not from lack of trying. I'm a pakeha in a very rural electorate and I voted what I thought was best for my community
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is 'two Luxons' a euphemism?
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You aren't helping your argument by vague aspersions Be specific - point to actual things he has said that you think embarrasses him in some way and explain why I don't see it, myself. Your lack of conviction isn't convincing
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Luxon can't articulate a lot of his party's policies Neither can Willis or Goldsmith or half the Cabinet It may be that he's not the one with the Economics bent I gave TPM my party vote last election and contributed to them, financially I won't in 2026, because of their infighting, not Rawiri
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That looks as loved as mine Complete with the bizarre chapter organisation that, no doubt, made sense to some colonial housewife in the 1950s
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I Am The Bat King! Look upon me and submit - with treats! (I am a Lab, after all)
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.greens.org.nz/josh_jacobse...
greens.org.nz
Having seen the realities of war, I know the value of peace
Throughout my life, my experiences have shaped my views on creating a more just, equitable, and peaceful world. The Green Party has shown the courage needed to achieve those goals.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This may go some way to answering some of your questions: www.greens.org.nz/josh_jacobse...
greens.org.nz
Having seen the realities of war, I know the value of peace
Throughout my life, my experiences have shaped my views on creating a more just, equitable, and peaceful world. The Green Party has shown the courage needed to achieve those goals.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if he is?
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Silver Fern was the daytime service The Silver Star was the luxury express overnight service
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Northerner was the regular overnight express The Silver Star was the premier overnight service The Silver Fern was the daytime service The Northerner was aimed at the affordable end of the market The Silver Star was faster, with flasher, more powerful locomotives and fewer stops
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The only sport where coming number 2 is the way to the top of the leaderboard
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You think penguins are real?
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@georgemonbiot.bsky.social NZ neoliberals also have strong links to Atlas Network Our ACT Party leader, Seymour, is a big pal of Milei, previously worked for an Atlas funded think-tank in Canada, the Frontier Centre for Public Policy, and is fomenting legislative racial and social strife in NZ
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate to be that grammar guy, but: #AtlasNetwork =Massive cunts
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think he's calling you a cunt more as a social service, rather than engaging in any sort of dialogue It's less 'argument ad hominem' than it is 'monstrans te esse sceleratum'
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tea is always dinner in NZ We use context a lot, though Chips can be fries or crisps Gas can be petrol or LPG Footy can be soccer, Rugby or League
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, slice is not a 'bar' Ginger slice is like an iced square with a biscuity base & ginger-spiced icing Lamingtons are cubes of sponge dipped in raspberry or chocolate syrup and rolled in coconut. The sponge can be split and spread with jam before dipping, or split and cream-filled for serving
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to catch the train from Wellington to school in H-B On weekends would visit friends in Hastings and Napier and Palmie. If I had extra cash, might go to see the fam in Waikanae.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A tag in West Ulster has a red LED and raises the alarm if you leave the house...
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ankle monitor, innit?
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's dropped way behind costs It's barely enough to cover Winston's whiskey bill
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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GeekeryNZ @geekerynz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why and how are they getting more meth into #nz ? "The drug survey showed the price of a gram of meth has dropped from $563 in 2017 to $334 in 2025" A gram of meth in SE Asia is NZ$15, by comparison www.rnz.co.nz/news/crime-a...
rnz.co.nz
Explainer: How and why methamphetamine is flooding New Zealand
Explainer - Methamphetamine is taking a massive toll on Aotearoa, from the cities to the regions. It's wrecking lives and destroying communities as usage continues to rise.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"We have had cameras, satellites and drones recording all of the Southern border 24/7 for well over a decade. WE KNOW THE NUMBERS ABSOLUTELY" When given the numbers published as official, you try and make up some other shit about AI in 2022 BY THE AGENCY IN CHARGE The stench of bullshit is strong
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You said you "knew absolutely" how many And now you are walking that back saying that the agency in charge of those cameras, drones and patrols fabricated those rock-solid numbers That you cling to your claim of 20M, when there hasn't been that many in history, further undermines your argument
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You said you knew absolutely how many and that 20M came in in the 4 years preceding 2023 Now you are saying the agency that knows absolutely is wrong? You do spout some shite
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay, you! Congratulations.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In that case, why do your agencies say a TOTAL of 15M, from the 1960s to 2024 You spout nonsense "The DHS Office of Homeland Security Statistics (OHSS) officially estimated the unauthorized resident population at 10.99 million as of January 2022."
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, we won't
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You were never the world's leading democracy, that was just a name you gave yourself to make yourselves feel good, but you've literally never been that I don't think you've ever climbed above the 30s in the world, freedom index
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sad that you think that's true There hasn't been 20M illegals in history, let alone in the last 5 years I swear you Trumpers just make up whatever numbers you think are most scary
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought a carton of Oishi spicy prawn crackers to last me the year, but I've been so long without them I forget I've got a whole box and hardly ever eat them The cat loves them
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably the Red Kite or White-tailed Eagle They reintroduced the Kite in Oxfordshire around 1990(?) from Spain By the time we were living in Wiltshire they were commonly seen flying above the hedgerows of the Ridgeway - now over 10.000 birds
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She was special
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wasn't going to call you stupid, just misinformed, but hey, if that's how you feel I wouldn't be so hard on yourself.
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kia ora!
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It helps, in that they can sponsor you, but health conditions override any family reunification. And 'family' has to be direct - grandparents/parents/children - not cousins or such
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I haven't spent more than $5k on a car, ever My 2010 Subaru Outback is in exceptional condition for its age - but we have spent nearly $4k on it in 6 years My 2015 Fiat Panda is, likewise, in excellent condition - we got it at 25,000 Km and have replaced battery, tyres and brakes in 50,000km
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Fork Majeure 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are hardly any used EVs. with more than a few dozen kilometres range in the sub $10,000 category. Give it a few years
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