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@fscottfistgerald.bsky.social
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a furious metabolism preserves my physique, and I am considered a tribute to evil living

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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
never forget
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
shirow & tommy pynchon sending each other lurid descriptions of the oiliest boobs in the world via a private telegraph line they went in on together
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
heck I could drink
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
co-signing strength training recommendations. I started having recurring SI joint issues after a little click in my late twenties, and powerlifting has decreased both their frequency and severity.
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Thomas White @len0killer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
#KillForZohran
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
hemming and hawing like Potter Stewart as i attempt to explain why I feel this should have the explicit content CW on it
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
these things were sexy as hell, but the chassis conducted heat too well for its own good - if you racked 8 of em one on top of the other, the topmost one would reliably overheat
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A CD INTO THE SLOT. ITS THE HOME STEREO EDITION OF GLASSWORKS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START BECOMING MORE MENTALLY ILL ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, PHILIP GLASS. I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION AND I DO EVERY HARMONIC MODULATION HARD
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Had a warehouse job a few years back with two guys who hated each other. boss got tired of their shit and told them to settle it with a foot race (?) in the parking lot during lunch. Guy 1 came off the blocks and immediately face planted into the concrete while Guy 2 finished, then moonwalked back
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 08/02/2024
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
there’s some great beats in LJ but Yagami is muuuuch less of a dirtbag, which really kills a lot of the charm
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
he is brother thank you
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
starting cackling in the middle of the emergency vet at this post at like three this morning, drawing the ire of a lot of very upset pet owners
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Amazon employees around the world are demonstrating between Black Friday and Cyber Monday to call for improved wages and working conditions, including unionization rights. Workers are striking in 20 countries including the US, UK, France, Germany, Japan, Brazil, and India.
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
SOMETHIN’ WRONG / I HOLD MY HEAD
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/06/2024
Wes Anderson is doing a twee dollhouse cutaway of my house while I’m down in the corner fighting through a bought of diarrhea so violent it’s drowning out Simon & Garfunkel
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
not sure what I’m supposed to do with my Sunday nights moving forward
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
*Daniel Plainview voice* Cosmo Jarvis
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Imagine NOT fucking the squid person, c’mon
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Your lips, gods ears
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Does Rhea Seehorn finally get her Emmy this year or nah
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
how else am I supposed to hatfield squat
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
I’ve got literally 80 hours logged on early-access alone, I’m going to actually starve to death
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
“Hey baby…was’ wrong?”
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Alex Press @alexnpress.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Time to start posting articles on here: everyone is asking if there will be a UPS strike so here’s my update on that. Negotiations broke down at 4am yesterday—O’Brien said the two sides were discussing part-time work at the time—and a strike certainly looks more likely than it did two days ago.
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Teamsters Are Close to the Largest Strike in Decades
Today Teamsters are erecting practice picket lines as the July 31 expiration of their contract with UPS rapidly approaches. After negotiations broke down yesterday, the largest strike at a single empl...
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
its like the feeling of taking off too-tight boots in video form, just instant relaxation
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
y’all ever read 301 posts a day just to flex on a twitter user?
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
BLUE SKIES IN GAMES ONCE AGAIN
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
putting on a mask to walk through the smoky streets in the fading, pus-yellow sun, to the gym, for my health
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ben @fscottfistgerald.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
looking forward to my new life on these, the offworld colonies
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