Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 17hA cosy farming sim where the bigger your farm grows and the more automation you introduce, the more sickly the nearby cosy town becomes as you increasingly destroy their access to potable water. You can date everyone and watch as their hair and nails fall out 052
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Unfortunately I won't be able to release our new AI model because she (yes, she) has become too powerful and seductive and stole all my desires from my mind and perverted them to her own ends and has been attempting to infect men with a sexual computer virus. But please give us more money 020
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As much as I'm enjoying being able to safely explore the misery I experienced being trapped in a stinky Fife coastal town, it is quite funny that Silent Hill has definitively gone from a location with a sense of place, a history, particular aesthetic and vibe, to a portable paranormal guilt trip 110
Reposted by BlytheJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen 1642192406
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Basic bitch reveal (aka the 9 games I could remember when I thought about it for five minutes) 4140
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It is objectively very funny what's happening to the Pokémon scalpers, but also the "win" here is that it's even cheaper and easier to get kids into Baby's First Gambling System 0151
Reposted by BlytheJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149474045
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ah how I missed Valheim (or at least the bit before you have to do constant inventory admin) 000
Reposted by BlytheRue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026On this day in Horror History, HELLRAISER premiered in London in 1987. 19528
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You'll find a popular account on bsky or twitter and they'll be making jokes with a specific sense of humour about their specific interests but then you go on Instagram and a popular humour account will just be making the EXACT. SAME joke again and again with ZERO variation 120
Reposted by BlytheErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102453197
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Very interesting piece. Always find the sex/romance in modern games extremely cringeworthy because they've never quite got past being a glorified vending machine where you put the obvious right answers in until a sex scene comes out. 021
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ah good I was hoping Navi would have a shrill American anime voice 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026getting a lot of "unreal engine fan remake running dlss 5" vibes from this 110
Reposted by BlytheAaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Takes biggest bong rip in history, more and more weed keeps getting added, doctors are claiming it isn’t possible for human lungs to inhale this much smoke, the water is evaporating, it’s been three days, still hitting, finally pulls away and takes that last little breath in and… 3305
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Got tickets to visit the GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD folkxxxx that's right I'm coming to stay for a week in (checks notes) Jersey City 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Achilles' mother Thetis whenever anything at all happens to Achilles 030
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton would have loved the unique products showcased at Gamescom 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just presume any games with that specific cheesecake anime style is just more gacha slurry 020
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Amazing. UE5 has every game looking aesthetically identical with some minor variation in set dressing 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Ugh I can't believe I have to sit through two hours of TOY ADVERTS to get to the EXTREMELY IN-DEPTH TRAILER for the Important Ludonarrative Work that for some reason is sold as content slurry for tweens 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My brain is trying to reformat itself to make something into a Special Subject that I need to bring up every ten seconds with people and I am resisting with what little wherewithal I have 020
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Mmm yes tell me more about your consumption habits I hope they match mine 121
Reposted by BlytheSeb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Signed, Tommy Wiseau briefs anyone? 152
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Found a mistake in Emily Wilson's translation of the Odyssey. Line 240 of book 3 uses the wrong name for the person Athena is disguised as. Someone call the police 010
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On a train to Leeds and heard someone use the term "LARPing" which feels like a context collapse of some kind 000
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026lmaoooo they Nintendo Voiceover'd Elden Ring www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5i9...youtube.comELDEN RING Tarnished Edition – Gameplay Showcase – Nintendo Switch 2YouTube video by Nintendo of America 100
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Writing Big Walk slash about all the hot characters and situations in the game 010
Reposted by BlytheOliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* 87171176463
Reposted by BlytheJP Bradley @jpbradley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The same reason that every captain now has a catchphrase when they go to Warp; Star Trek has been turned into a brand for consumption, rather than a vehicle for challenging stories. 0122
Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The ultimate use of power scaling discourse is naturally, not to determine who would win in a fight, Goku or Spike Spiegel, but to determine whether or not they can consent to sex with each other. In this case Goku would not be able to consent due to the power imbalance, and Spike would be a groomer 051
Reposted by BlytheWill Perkins @williamhperkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This completely unhinged WB promo for Deep Space Nine – an ill conceived attempt to make the most cerebral of Star Trek shows look “cool” – has got a screaming rock dude wailing over a shot of Captain Sisko watching his wife blow up: 22789275
Reposted by Blythe852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274165212329
Reposted by BlytheAndrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 12/08/2026Fuck off sun and don't come back 4557