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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 17h
A cosy farming sim where the bigger your farm grows and the more automation you introduce, the more sickly the nearby cosy town becomes as you increasingly destroy their access to potable water. You can date everyone and watch as their hair and nails fall out
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People realising the true horror of Silent Hill Townfall
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unfortunately I won't be able to release our new AI model because she (yes, she) has become too powerful and seductive and stole all my desires from my mind and perverted them to her own ends and has been attempting to infect men with a sexual computer virus. But please give us more money
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As much as I'm enjoying being able to safely explore the misery I experienced being trapped in a stinky Fife coastal town, it is quite funny that Silent Hill has definitively gone from a location with a sense of place, a history, particular aesthetic and vibe, to a portable paranormal guilt trip
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me finding out the accused was on American Idol
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Basic bitch reveal (aka the 9 games I could remember when I thought about it for five minutes)
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Say, where does a young prostitute get started in this town?
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is objectively very funny what's happening to the Pokémon scalpers, but also the "win" here is that it's even cheaper and easier to get kids into Baby's First Gambling System
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tried a vyvanse
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ah how I missed Valheim (or at least the bit before you have to do constant inventory admin)
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Rue Morgue Magazine @ruemorguemag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On this day in Horror History, HELLRAISER premiered in London in 1987.
A man wearing jeans holding a puzzle box poses with four demons in a dark room.
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You'll find a popular account on bsky or twitter and they'll be making jokes with a specific sense of humour about their specific interests but then you go on Instagram and a popular humour account will just be making the EXACT. SAME joke again and again with ZERO variation
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Toilet Swallower Carl
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Very interesting piece. Always find the sex/romance in modern games extremely cringeworthy because they've never quite got past being a glorified vending machine where you put the obvious right answers in until a sex scene comes out.
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nintendo Directs truly are depressing
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah good I was hoping Navi would have a shrill American anime voice
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
getting a lot of "unreal engine fan remake running dlss 5" vibes from this
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol what the fuck
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Takes biggest bong rip in history, more and more weed keeps getting added, doctors are claiming it isn’t possible for human lungs to inhale this much smoke, the water is evaporating, it’s been three days, still hitting, finally pulls away and takes that last little breath in and…
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the hacker who got my instagram, messaging all my contacts:
A picture of a pile of cash and then some text from Mr Beast's awful book:

Hey guys, It's me, Jimmy. MrBeast. This is me. For real.
First off: Congratulations!

I know what you're thinking. I didn't apply to anything. That's true. But stick with me and let me explain because this is the most important letter I've ever sent anyone, and you're about to get the chance of a lifetime, maybe of a dozen lifetimes.
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got tickets to visit the GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD folkxxxx that's right I'm coming to stay for a week in (checks notes) Jersey City
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Achilles' mother Thetis whenever anything at all happens to Achilles
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How will we ever know Sephiroth now
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton would have loved the unique products showcased at Gamescom
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I just presume any games with that specific cheesecake anime style is just more gacha slurry
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazing. UE5 has every game looking aesthetically identical with some minor variation in set dressing
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
did Gamescom just show an advert for Gamescom
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
lol no Scottish people in Scottish Silent Hill
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ugh I can't believe I have to sit through two hours of TOY ADVERTS to get to the EXTREMELY IN-DEPTH TRAILER for the Important Ludonarrative Work that for some reason is sold as content slurry for tweens
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早柚Sayu @descendinight.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#gothic
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My brain is trying to reformat itself to make something into a Special Subject that I need to bring up every ten seconds with people and I am resisting with what little wherewithal I have
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mmm yes tell me more about your consumption habits I hope they match mine
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Seb Downie-Blackwell @downieseb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Signed, Tommy Wiseau briefs anyone?
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Found a mistake in Emily Wilson's translation of the Odyssey. Line 240 of book 3 uses the wrong name for the person Athena is disguised as. Someone call the police
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On a train to Leeds and heard someone use the term "LARPing" which feels like a context collapse of some kind
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lmaoooo they Nintendo Voiceover'd Elden Ring www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5i9...
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ELDEN RING Tarnished Edition – Gameplay Showcase – Nintendo Switch 2
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
finally... good news
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Writing Big Walk slash about all the hot characters and situations in the game
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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JP Bradley @jpbradley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The same reason that every captain now has a catchphrase when they go to Warp; Star Trek has been turned into a brand for consumption, rather than a vehicle for challenging stories.
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
getting into pup play just got my hood
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Blythe @bly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The ultimate use of power scaling discourse is naturally, not to determine who would win in a fight, Goku or Spike Spiegel, but to determine whether or not they can consent to sex with each other. In this case Goku would not be able to consent due to the power imbalance, and Spike would be a groomer
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Will Perkins @williamhperkins.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This completely unhinged WB promo for Deep Space Nine – an ill conceived attempt to make the most cerebral of Star Trek shows look “cool” – has got a screaming rock dude wailing over a shot of Captain Sisko watching his wife blow up:
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 12/08/2026
Fuck off sun and don't come back
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