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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen

@fruan.bsky.social
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He/Him/They Useless lump somewhere in the vicinity of Ōtautahi/Christchurch, New Zealand. Mastodon's premiere Magic: The Gathering shitposter (prove me wrong) - kind.social/@Fruan

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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 5h
At some level you either need to commit to writing an entire fictional language, or commit to your text just being a 'translation' into English. (Or, if you're Tolkien, somehow both. But that's because he's the best to ever do it.)
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 6h
Bruno on what happened: azhdarchid.com/bsky-suspens...
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I've been temporarily suspended from Bluesky
Bruno Dias' personal blog.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 9h
Not just the best Magic Infrastructure - the best website in all of TCG space.
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Logan @ Scryfall.com @logan.scryfall.com · 14h
10 years of @scryfall.com 🎉
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Lucia.j @bb69-lucia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*有描圖
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 04/10/2026
Hey, you’re just chilling right? Why not listen to good music while you’re chilling? Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s that time of year again when I can offload all these human teeth into trick or treaters’ bags without looking suspicious or maybe it’s suspicious but I don’t care whatever.
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Thorn Delarosa @d-7th.com · 03/10/2026
hypno fetish but I'm just forcing you to care more about funding public transit
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 02/10/2026
We're just over three weeks away from Desert Bus for Hope 2026! What are YOU doing to prepare?
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We're getting ready for Desert Bus for Hope 2026! 🌵🚌 What are YOU doing to prepare? #db2026
YouTube video by DesertBusForHope
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thinking about how Koth is among the sparkless post-Phyrexian Invasion and how emotionally potent this specific de-sparking is, at least to me (brief 🧵, just some casual mulling)
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pitching the Magic the Gathering creative team my new slogan for the Nauctis-themed Magic Con Detroit: Picture of a big homarid with the text: “I GOT CRABS IN DETROIT”
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mcc @dryad.technology · 02/10/2026
*Sitting down backward on chair* Now, we have a lot of fun on bluesky dot social *stops* *thinks for a minute* w Wait, actually I'm not sure that's true
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(X-men is next year to tie in with the movie)
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want it to be X-Men, but I think it will be Midnight Suns/The Mystic Arts.
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
it's fleem
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OK, but how do you feel about being called "Rey"?
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~Moyashi Mei🌱🌙~ @letsongakemi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jace Token I was supposed to finish this before the prerelease event... oh well, there he is! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgfracture #fanart
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Janeway being green implies she doesn't do all that stuff she does out of malice or tactics or to uphold the ideals of starfleet - she does it because it's in her nature to ruin the lives of everyone in her wake, like some sort of rampaging elephant.
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And we're done. This was a fun project. Definitely learned a lot of good lessons, but hope I made a certain megalomaniacal dragon tyrant proud. #fanart #magicthegathering
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zippotricks was you going off, the Thwomps started from your happy accident, you're in the SNL parody... all you have to do is admit you gave Graham cancer for the clean sweep.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chandra is the only founding member of the Gatewatch who isn't dead or desparked. I hope we get to see her processing that. #MagicTheGathering #Vorthos
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 28/09/2026
Server with no life behind its eyes: Welcome to Chipotle, would you like to try our Magic The Gathering special? It comes with black bean lotus, the five tex-mexes, thyme-twister, and ancestral recalled spinach. Me: What about— Server: Time guac is extra.
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Orcish Librarian @bibliovoreorc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The following things are both true: 1) The Survey (TM) was apparently for finding potential MTG playtesters and was asking about familiarity with IPs. 2) It is reasonable to go completely feral anytime someone in a suit even whispers the name of the Shitty Wizard IP, to keep that rail electrified.
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wing is approximately seven 1/3 flyers that draw cards @sevenishmagpies.com · 27/09/2026
Okay hi now that I'm at a computer and checked to make sure I'm not breaking an NDA by saying this here's full context to the survey email (tagging @graham.loadingreadyrun.com @shivambhatt.bsky.social since y'all interacted with my initial bed skeet). This gon' be a thread.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026
Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Justice for MEGABONES!
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My favorite Echoverse variant is Titanbones, who was originally named MEGABONES, all-caps included. It's a very silly concept shift but I find it very satisfying
The Magic: the Gathering card Titanbones, Towering Heart
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Jeremy Geist @jeremygeist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good evening! Would you like to learn some of useless minutia about #mtgfracture 's mirrored pair sheet? I mean of course you would, who wouldn't? #wotcstaff
The Magic: the Gathering card "Chandra, Torch of Defiance"The Magic: the Gathering card Chandra, Chill of Compliance
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jude paw picture diary 🔜 TFCON ORLANDO @judepaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
perverts are your friends and your allies
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eugenics is the tool of the oppressor. We do not need it. We will not use it. Hate to break it to you, but this means: Mentioning “the gene pool” The concept of IQ and BMI Standardized tests “Gifted” AND “special” education Rawdogging viruses “Social Darwinism” “Effective altruism”
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If someone says this the only thing I can figure they really mean is "I didn't get heavy into fandoms until covid"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's right! The elves from spain are found mostly on the plain.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's where those elves are from!
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Erik, The Magnificent @mindsdesire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is 2007, Future Sight is coming out soon. Tarmogoyf is preordering for about $5 bucks. It is 2013, Modern Masters is coming out soon. Tarmogoyf is preordering for over $100. It is 2026, Reality Fracture is coming out soon. Tarmogoyf is preordering for about $5 bucks.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BUGS NOOOOOO!!!!!!
bugs photoshopped onto on eaten by piranhas
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know there’s reasons why Mastodon doesn’t work for everyone, but social media without corporate control is nice.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why I’m continually sad that the community settled on Bluesky instead of something like Mastodon. I know the mod team for my Mastodon server. I have a personal relationship with them. I know for a fact they’re pro-trans, and that they put up with exactly zero terf nonsense.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow its so crazy how this only seems to happen to trans people and not the side wishing LITERAL GENOCIDE on us. #freethebugs is back ig. Let my friend out of mod jail. This is so ridiculous.
a discord screenshot of bugs showing they got suspended again
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a mark left by Jace’s assault on her at the end of Aetherdrift. She talks about the lingering effects during Secrets of Strixhaven.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We can only hope that one day Tezzeret learns how to use an iPad.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the inherent anti-capitalist ethos of Cube,,
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Occidental Chai" is a brilliant and accurate descriptive name that in no way would help the problem of people not understanding that it means, so good job.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen @fruan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show me someone doing things quickly in 2026 and odds are they're doing something that isn't meant to be done.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously
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Kathleen De Vere @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com · 20/09/2026
Time for a chill music stream after a busy week! Throw me on in another tab while you read. Reading is good! Twitch.tv/bravenewfaves
twitch.tv
BraveNewFaves - Live on Twitch
Yah, music stream! | Streaming just chatting.
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