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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar

@frontopup.bsky.social
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They/Them. Pelor’s perfect idiot. Paddystinian-American. Anti-abundist. Protestants DNI ❌ y’all know where you belong ⬇️🔥🔥👹. Ultra Instinct Dark Dhoulmagus mode activated

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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you or your loved one is in law enforcement I hope that death is prolonged and unpleasant for you
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Some sort of wood processing implement, pictured next to a pair of long-toed feet and a 1st place ribbon award. If you cannot see the association between these objects in this order then there isn’t much I can tell you other than this
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Crazy that all those guys who stormed the capital 13,000 years ago in 2021 took Blue Chew before they went in
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Break a clipboard over my head mommy
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In a more just world the fallout from violating Venezuelan sovereignty would result in the deaths of a lot of American soldiers and I don’t want to hear any crying about that. It’s what they have coming to em
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The troops are bad the military is bad and what they do is bad people. That’s the thing to proceed with
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 23/12/2025
i don't think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the transformers series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I always knew the Zodiac Killer was an FBI agent
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We hate the State Department round here folks
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
BlueAnon brain at work example no. 36,784
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Don’t throw your tire on the side of the road esteemed friends, those sons of bitches are hard to get out of the ditch by hand
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
If your opinion is “____ would be better if it was run like a tech company” you probably need to be killed
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I don’t think anybody expected RFK to be so emotive in expressing how he wanted to nut in that weird sad woman
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If I ever become one of those “I have read the tea leaves of this press conference and here is what it means” people I want to be killed with a claw hammer
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Paul Krugman has done more good for neurodivergent people than Gerard Way. Full stop.
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
If I post crazy it’s cuz the Covid got me and my brain is t working correctly
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Simon Roy @simonroy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
A homonculator (flesh-weaver) with his walking medicine chest, waiting on an appointment. These necromancers are among the most elite, and are concerned with the construction and maintenance of the flesh-golems of Karazad. (1/2)
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You do hate to be vindicated in your cynicism thusly
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I would say that I’m smoking Cheney but those fumes would be terrible for you
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Lena of Lune @lena.isextremely.gay · 31/10/2025
Surprise! Last night I announced I'm running for Shelby County (TN) Commission District 13! My official campaign account is @lenaleadsoutloud.bsky.social -- follow me there for more updates! And if you want to elect a trans woman: secure.actblue.com/donate/lena-...
Lena's campaign logo, in nearly trans pride flag colors. It reads, "Lena Chipman" with Chipman in a hot pink box. Beneath it, it reads, "County Commission 13"Lena standing in front of a blue background, looking at the camera from the side. She wears a red fade blouse and the bottom of her Angelic tattoo on her left arm is visible
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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This will be a long thread on yesterday police massacre in Rio. In nothern Rio de Janeiro city, there is a couple of hills called Complexo da Penha. It's Comando Vermelho("Red Command", a drug gang), or CV, territory. CV is the greatest gang in Rio, second in the whole Brazil. +
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Anybody proud of their time in the military is probably sus. Hottest take of 1967
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Fuck me not D’Angelo man
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
What does this mean dog
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Liberals surprised the cops would rather work with the fash than them 📶📶📶📶📶
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I think we can at least agree that computer is good for two things: 1) Downlaoding Dominions 6/ Dominions 6 mods 2) Playing Dominions 6 with or without mods
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Stepan Bandera got what he needed in 1959
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Feeling like Bernard of Clairvaux when I hear about Mormons
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’m the daughter of the witches you should have burned
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Yeah, all his thought experiments have two guys named goofus and gallant in them. He’s not a very good philosopher.
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I feel like Tommaso d’Aquino with a glock
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’m very alarmed by what that C.S. Lewis guy wrote. What kind of a Christian would want children to meet a faun
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
America is dog nation. And not one of the good dogs, something like this
My sub-par dog, looking guilty as he should. Truly everything that is wrong with America is embodied in this cat-sized demon
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Where are we on the “his neck just does that” theory
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Pack watch in effect
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
My Joey Bada$$ album review is in. It’s slightly better than mid folks. New York is dead folks. Long live New York
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Chance the Rapper is so back* * making above average as opposed to unlistenable music
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Gotta blast some Mastodon today this is sad
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
All Hornworms are Bastards
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Gender is a performance and I just so happen to have set my empty guitar case exactly where you want to stand on the train platform. This rendition of “The Legend of Chavo Guerrero” will make you late to work
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The wickedest pickles? On deck
A deli pint of pickled habanero chilis and accoutrements
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Help I have too many incredibly hot chilis
A large and well-watered pair of bushes sporting the infamous peppers in ripe abundance
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Let the record show that this is my stance now and forever: no Mayor Pete formed against me shall prosper. The guy is an op argue with your imaginary friends
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The one downside to having a nice father is Democrats email you thinking you are like him
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Smoking on that shit that killed Hulk Hogan
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Fronto Pup Tha White Dr. Umar @frontopup.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Yeah Clipse still got it
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