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I'm a wanted criminal in over 72 countries.

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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Fish may possess the ability to perceive where another being’s attention is focused. And they don’t like when it’s focused on them or on their children
scientificamerican.com
These fish can tell when you’re staring
Fish may possess the ability to perceive where another being’s attention is focused. And they don’t like when it’s focused on them or on their children
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Perfect
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You ever wish you could just shoot music straight up your vein? Because I do.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Why do they call it a love triangle if it's never a triangle? They should call it the love right angle.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The ADHD urge to watch a movie, but also listen to music, but also play a game, but also read.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Who up roting they scope rn
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I hate to say it, but every single Black Keys riff sounds like it could be in a DIY shop ad.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
A lot of people think that Jim and Pam or even Michael are the main characters of The Office, when they are mere jesters dancing at the court of the Hay King.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
She has the same thing going on on her backpack, the whole thing comes together so nicely.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How do I politely tell someone that they should start flossing because I can smell that they don't?
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How your email found ne
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Standing in front of the kindergarten, waiting for the next creepwave
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Pro tip: It's much more fun to ask them what's funny about it and watch them trying to explain.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Gotta admit though "he's right behind me isn't he" with a Brumak would be funny as hell
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Bandcamp is dangerous because I'll hear something awesome and treat myself to a little treat. How many treats has it been?
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Forgive me father for I have simped
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
This is not a behavior becoming of the FIFA Peace award laureate.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The power of therapy?
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Rudolph actually sued Santa for failing to stop the other reindeer from creating a hostile work environment. He used the settlement money to buy a small plot of land near the Makarov basin, an area infamous for its lax DUI laws.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yeah, Mirage was a very pleasant surprise, and playing it with arabic VO made it like 10x better
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 23/12/2025
Keepchange You! Filthy Animal
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love Sid with all my heart, but there's an obligatory gif I have to post.
media.tenor.com
a man says they have a cave troll in a dark room
ALT: a man says they have a cave troll in a dark room
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
It's your birthday, Duane.
Duane Kearns Puryear, holding his panel for the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It reads, in block letters: "My name is Duane Kearns Puryear. I was born on December 20, 1964. I was diagnosed with AIDS on September 7, 1987 at 4:45 PM. I was 22 old. Sometimes, it makes me very sad. I made this panel myself. If you are reading it, I am dead..."

There are several great resources to learn about Duane, his advocacy, his family, his panel, and the politics of memory and re-creation, especially this one by The Dallas Way: http://www.thedallasway.org/stories/written/2021/9/19/duane-puryears-and-the-quilt-panel

Duane Puryear died in 1991.
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mark roebuck @markroebuck.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
A standard looking N64 racing game. Several billboards read "California Speed." One billboard features ominous black writing on a plain white background, talking about God taking puppies and mommies away. "SoMETIMES...
God TAKES MOMMIES
ANd PuPPIES AWAY...
ANd SoMETIMES...
JuST SoMETIMES...

I do"
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Turns out JFK wasn't shot, he just tried to hold in a sneeze.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wait, if this RAM shortage means my devices won't be able to run AI bullshit, I'm actually happy it's happening
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Oh wow, I heard the stories before, but holy shit Supernatural S15 is abysmal.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
you’ve become the very thing you swore to destroy
a cat shaped christmas treean orange cat photoshopped to look like a christmas tree (with a star drawn above its head)
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16/12/2025
Image of Spacing Guild navigator from David Lunch's Dune adaptation. A large quadrupedal fish like mutated person. Bottom text: I am not a toy. I am a four thousand year commitment. Please think twice before gifting someone a 3rd Stage Guild Navigator this Christmas.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
68±1
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
But that's just a regular old winkle. What?! Perry the Winkle???
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
forever-wars.com
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Goodbye my toaster Goodbye my friend You have been the one You have been the one for me
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Name my kid Renesmee" "Sure Bella honey, whatever you want"
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'm sure everyone who heard her dumbass idea was just going along with it because they thought she was going to die and wanted to make her last days better.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
And don't get me started on how dumb the result is. "My mom's name is Rene and your mom's name is Esmee. So I was playing around with them and came up with Renesmee." Raggedy ass name. "Came up with" my ass. I was playing around with cheese and burger and came up with the name cheeseburger.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Still can't get over Bella trying to pass off slapping two names together as "I played around with them". Girl, you put a plus sign in between them, who are you trying to fool?
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
And I wonder if you know How it really feels To be left outside alone When it's cold out here Well maybe you should know Just how it feels Tobe left outside alone
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 05/12/2025
I love my people so much
Stall bathroom graffiti in a gay bar that says "Suck a girls dick and take her to Taco Bell"
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
You know I got that gnome in me
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Cracking open a few cold ones with Tuunbaq
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD: It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS. I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/09/2023
What "non-feminizing" estrogen does to a mfer
two pictures of billionaire Bryan Johnson before and after starting "non-feminizing" estrogen
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Richard Pettigrew @wiglet1981.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/11/2025
Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Marysha, I'm telling you, there's something off about the coffee. What do you mean, what's stevia?
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I just wish it didn't devour Connecticut
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm sure that finding out most of the songs I fw right now are on the "Ultimate divorced dad playlist" is nothing to worry about
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Em @frogl0rd.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Wrestlers are the theater kids who got tired of being bullied and started taking roids
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