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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ

@frigginfrench.bsky.social
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being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY! she/her

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 2h
Who let the dogs out
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 7h
leaving funeral home business cards at motorcycle dealerships as a treat
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 7h
Omg the Koreans with the best donuts I've ever had who are near me use that same box, I had a visceral reaction to seeing it lmao
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 7h
What is Heather UP TO?!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 8h
Hell yeah dude, same! A great time to be alive!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 9h
I smoked weed with the used's drummer once when we both still lived in Utah in the early 00s. Didn't know until he bailed out, I loved them 😭
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 23h
🥩🔨
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
LARGE
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how many little debbies does it take until you become big debra
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just found out that Andrew Tate used to rap under the name Mr. Plenty and it sounds exactly like when a child raps on kidz bop
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Homies full government is en español so wtf is he doing
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you're not even wrong
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PIPER NOOOOOOOO
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah but the Cornell sticker cancels that out
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just named my bitchy inner voice and I tell Bianca to stop being a hoe. It's not me, it's Bianca. It helps lmao
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dudes who complain about a lady not knowing where she wants to eat should date a pothead. not only do I know what I wanna eat, we are gonna have to go to 7 places to make this happen.
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have you seen that guy? Of course he does
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean I think so
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hard agree. They were such a bright light and it still aches when I think of them! Haven't been seeing as many possums lately but of course this one would reach me 😭😂
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
holy SHIT that was a choice I made
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
blow your head smoove off
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as you should king
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am losing my mind, I can't remember their name! Toby's mom!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
real back rubs or ✌🏼back rubs✌🏼
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not a botanist but I'd say you're correct
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@swilua.bsky.social tell me why I tried to send this to our friend 😭
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
when alex jones reveals his steven universe belly button gem a lot of you are going to change your opinion on him
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you're damn skippy!!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The lord has once again forsaken us
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But have you seen this idiot's traps
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my mom and grandma used to mix eggnog with either sprite or rainbow sherbet. I thought I hated egg nog for years, turns out I hate when people soil it beyond repair
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a fun thing you can do when you don't wanna answer someone's questions is to pull an imaginary magic 8 ball outta your pocket and tell them sources say you're a lil bitch
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lmaooo
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there was that one funeral director who played on low during funerals for years to make up for it though
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Barbara is a freak
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shiiiiit
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YOU get a cauldron and YOU get a cauldron!
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Oprah Oprah Winfrey
Alt: Witch Oprah Winfrey
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bruh that's an expensive bath but I bet it kicks asssss
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
relationship announcements should wait as long as pregnancy announcements so you can make sure that shit is viable
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shitty dude I'm sorry!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where'd it go whomst has forsaken you
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Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵 I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of dead snails
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
her: what's your last name? me: it's French her: that's nice dear, but what is it? me: no my last name is literally just French. her: oh how fun, do you speak French? me: idk do you speak Johnson, Barbara?
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact: I grew up playing trumpet
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thank you for noticing 😂
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no I wrote an obit for a man who looked like it... only to find out I was right at the funeral lmao
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He wishes
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a lotta man
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll do you one better cap
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