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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ

@frigginfrench.bsky.social
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being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY! she/her

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
butter cookies but there was almost never cookies in the tin
Butter cookie tin and sewing supplies
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bowel movements for god. shidding and farding for the lord.
License plate that says BM4GOD
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A message about money could be on its way to you, probably in written form. You are still in a stage of deciding which two different options to choose from.
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The lovers regarding where can you get more... this is a card of cooperation, of working together in coalition with others to accomplish joint purposes. It stands for attraction of any kind, not only the romantic variety and for any venture requiring harmony, union, and cooperation.
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two popped out furiously of my deck so you get them both! Six of swords: luck is on your side and any changes you make will go smoothly. Reversed judgment: there might be frustrating delays and the need to cope with that, but you're entering a new phase and must make peace with it
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Past self doubt has resolved and you are in the process of winning some significant battles. You can expect to succeed and have your desires gratified. Gifts may be received, awards or recognition won.
Six of wands upright
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This dude sang Louis Armstrong at me and my pals 4 separate times, I love him, I'd die for him
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I sang en vogue via angry orchard
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said it's never too late for now TODAY! Hahaha! Also my kids love adventure time, so I painted a combo Liz Lemongrab 😂
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
soccer player or lizard, you decide
Tom from the current season of bake off
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey @rozcatenator.bsky.social - my 19yo saw your haunted egg man and got me this....
haunted porcelain doll wearing a green dress next to a haunted Humpty Dumpty pre-great fall
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'll do you one better cap
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's caturday, behold my fat idiot and one of my two black familiars
Russian blue cat belly up in the sunshine, dead ass asleep Black cat perched regally on the arm of a green couch looking outside
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do death certificates at work and got this doozy once
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for rectal use only sticker on a large phallic gemstone
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bought teeth!
teeth made of jade and amethyst
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just bought the coolest jacket at an expo center, I am losing my mind
Eyeball jacket
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
got your ass: hotel edition
punch yourself in the dick rn
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm on a mini road trip to see my bff and the scenery is waaaay better than scrolling
Mountains covered in clouds with clear blue skies behind them
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DW looking mad interested
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ahoy and good day!
Friggin French in a black and white dress, hair long and wavy
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mona jeefa
Mona Lisa smokin that dank
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rise and shine cucks
Jizzy latte
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
two asses
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you guys, I'm obsessed with soup cubes. this week has been soup week at my house and we always have extra that we can never quite finish before it's past its prime! so, we freeze it in soup cubes and each cube is one serving!
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my coworker just gave me this, never been happier
patch that says Dick's Taxidermy: Stuffing Beavers since 1969
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
for caturday, you should behold my cat's tongue hanging out his mouf
Black cat with his eyes closed on a blanket, tongue hanging out dingus style
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dude that's gorgeous! Mine are relatively new, I haven't lived here very long. I spread these seeds when I first moved in but some of them blew outta the boundary after I laid them down. So they're babies now, but they'll be gorgeous next year! Got like 6 colors when they are all open!
Wildflowers
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yeah dawg I love to paint weird shit
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Paranorman is my shiiiiit, I painted him once
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I constantly yell FAT! at this man while also devouring anything I want. He would not survive in the wild with this sleeping position lmao
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll buy anything about dead guys
Electrolyte drink called corpse reviver
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
New pen battery fucken rules. The cart is inside this b-word
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imma be baked as shit tonight
PARAPHERNALIA:  "High-lighter" weed pen battery that looks like a pink highlighter market and hot dog pipe
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I keep forgetting to share, but my dude and I got a couples tattoo awhile back, but it's kawaii grilled cheese and tomato soup also we like looking like an infant's playmat sue me
Tall lady in checkered overalls with a cutie grilled cheese tattoo standing next to a bearded lad in black and white stripes with a tomato soup tattoo
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just bought accessories for mine lmao
Glizzy pipe aka glass hot dog I can smoke out of Highlighter marker except it's actually a weed pen
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm 43 today TADA
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I got 69 B's on my DIK and I'm wanted dead or alive - Florida Guy
Maroon Toyota Corolla with Florida license plate 69B DIK with a plate cover that says wanted dead or alive
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I do I really do. I'm wearing this for example...
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
my work pals gave me the coolest things today! got an embalming machine lamp and crime scene earrings along with witchy shit to do in my witchy down time! I love these people, they get me!
Embalming machine but a lamp and crime scene earrings Divination book and herbs in a mini witches cauldron
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
there's no use for it except joy
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and that's on girlhood 💅
Screenshot from prez that says:

French on the TL: I'M A DUMB BITCH
French on one puff of weed: YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS 404-72-XXXX I'M OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE
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