Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 3hThe reason Richard Scarry hasn’t written a new Busy Town book since the 1990s is because canonically, Busy Town was destroyed in a nuclear exchange between the U.S. and rogue Soviet nuclear forces in post U.S.S.R. Kazakhstan 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 10hDo you think 9/11 happened in the Busy World of Richard Scarry? 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have joined the war against nature on the side of nature. I’m giving the trees nuclear weapons and cigarettes 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They’re giving crabs chainsaws, have you heard about this? They’re saying you deserve to get your ankles sawed in half if you go in the water. 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why is everyone on Peppa pig so mean to daddy pig? “Daddy pig, you bumbling sack of shit, you’ve fucked it up again!” They absolutely hate that man 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I used all my attribute points on strength and zero on personality which is why all of my posts suck ass 210
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🎵 I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of dead snails 021
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People are always asking, “hey Charko can I see your big beefy chest?” never, “hey Charko can I see your 1973 Corvette Stingray?” (I don’t have one) 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are you there god? It’s me, guy with an erection that has now lasted 3 hours and 59 minutes 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sorry if you hear a rattling sound when you start your car, I slingshotted 5 whole bags of skittles into your tailpipe 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026More animals should have tusks. We need lobsters with tusks. I want to watch a lobster gore an eel to death. 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Ordered lunch from Jimmy John’s and the subs were so fast I freaked, but sexually, so they called the cops on me 021
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Women should have more than one clitoris. I don’t know where they would put it, but it seems kind of stingy to limit them to just one. 020
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Do you want to come over and feed me dessert sexually? 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You still can’t DM me your bhole on this site and that’s why I don’t regularly use it 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Just saw a pornographic cartoon on the TL. Hell yeah 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 12/06/2026But if I’m cranking my hawg crazy style and you’re cranking your hawg crazy style who’s driving this truck full of rabid gorillas? 131
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I have worked out so much that I am now 100% beef. I am an entire beef castle. 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Kicked out of VS for going down on a mannequin 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I’m sorry for the things I said when you called me while my wiener was in the glory hole 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Be warned, I have a running start and a boner 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Trade proposal: you receive [your house cleaned sounds] I receive [graphic blowjob sounds] 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I have been called the MJ of showing my cock to people who ask to see it 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 09/03/2026What’s good bsky? Just doing my monthly check in to see if it’s okay for me to post full on naked hawg yet 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I accidentally made the gym a gallery. They’re saying my cock and ball sweat print on the prone hamstring curl machine is art like they’ve never seen before 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Fun animal fact: tarantulas can’t own restaurants in Sacramento due to California’s discriminatory business laws 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 16/02/2026They were installing turbo racism on twitter this morning, that’s why it was broken 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Have you guys heard of Portugal? Turns out it’s a whole thing. There is an entire part of the world dedicated to it and it has so much lore. What will they think of next? 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Trade proposal: I get you put me in your starter pack, you get all your friends unfollow you because I said “pennes and meatballsack” too many times and they blame you 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This is what I mean when I say I dress like a gay pirate hooker at the gym 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 03/02/2026No, I am not a gay pirate hooker, I just dress like one at the gym because people stare at me while I lift and it feels good 110
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I am currently fighting high cholesterol with a gun 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Getting my wienor slopped on real disrespectful style 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My name’s Bum Cuckets and I’m here to cum buckets 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 14/01/2026What if dookie was clear? The texture, consistency, and smell all stay the same, but now the dookie is clear. What then? 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I’m up and I am crankin. I won’t say what, but it’s being cranked. 110
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Do we have nipple sauce for the veggie tray? 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Card Hock and I’m here to give you hard cock 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Beaty Moner and I’m here to give you meaty boner 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Schlong Long and I’m here to give you long schlong 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Hick Thawg and I’m here to give you thick hawg 010
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Dig Bick and I’m here to give you big dick 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 07/01/2026My name’s Wax Mang and I’m here to give you max wang 000
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I don’t get enough credit for keeping my stupid fat hawg off the timeline 110
Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark @vhalechark.bsky.social · 04/01/2026The pastor at my church has asked the lord to bless my karate hands as I use the power of violence to fight Rick’s diabetes and Mark’s athletes foot. He’s asked me if I will fight Ms. Betty’s chronic heart disease but I told him not to get carried away 000