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Friendly Advice Fetus

@friendlyfetus.bsky.social
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My favorite social media is the Sims Gallery I like the ocean. I make content YouTube @FriendlyAdviceFetus Twitch @FriendlyAdviceFetus

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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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It's The Big Iron, Charlie Brown @big-iron.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I love early Twilight Zone's focus on chumps&losers. It's fairly consistent throughout, but especially in S1, the intro is always Serling going "look at this idiot, this heel of a dipshit. He's got a dick smaller than a Nazi's conscience, and he's going to get his ass kicked...in the Twilight Zone."
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Cory Brown @localmustard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Seen out and about in Chicago.
A poster with an image of a woman in a black balaclava holding a tire tool with the text “The government is abducting your neighbours are you going to let them?”
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
baby needs pasta grocery store sign
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 25/06/2025
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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MORGUES @mxmorgan.com · 03/07/2025
danny devito in always sunny in philadelphia saying "you would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an american"
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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sam @wisconsam.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
hey dane county, if you think people in jail deserve to communicate with their loved ones without a private company profiting, submit a comment via the county public protection & judiciary committee meeting zoom registration page. it's agenda item 2025 RES056 zoom.us/webinar/regi...
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VAL🦴HAL @valhal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Burnout got me feeling like this every single day
Bart in-between frame where he looks weird
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Sammy-Raye Θ∆& @oopsallkobolds.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
you do not need to sign up for a protest you do not need to aign up for a protest you do not need to sign up for a protest people... don't put your names on a list seriously these lists and sign ups are used by authorities to arrest you easier YOU. DO NOT. NEED. TO SIGN UP. FOR PROTESTS.
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
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🧡🐀 venus 🐀❤️ @venuslovesrats.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
le plumpy
A potato-shaped dark rat sits in a basket, its eyes boggling. A Snapchat caption says: RATTO ES FATTO. Rat K'muck via Pinterest.
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Like why you making me shout one more song while you top off a bottle of water? Just do it one stage and finish the set man
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Encores are just adult peekaboo
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Unfortunately the ocean got me and I will not be returning to land
Lyra longingly looks at the waterBefore being consumed by the murky waters
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My breast reduction was genuinely the best decision I ever made, but the day I realized I couldn’t hide entire cans of soda under my tits was one of the saddest of my life
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snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
can i just.....like.....hello???
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Literally my favorite human? I love you 😭😭
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
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Media With Sonic Racing Music @modernsonicmusc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
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Stand Up for Science! @standupforscience.net · 16/04/2025
Last one for Tax Day – NOAA 🌊 The average U.S. taxpayer contributes $21/year to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. 💡 NOAA turns science into safety — for coasts, communities, & the climate. It helps safeguard lives, property, and ecosystems from rising seas and extreme weather.
A powerful ocean scene shows waves crashing against a row of buildings under a dark, stormy sky. Overlaid in bold white text: “How much would you pay to protect your coast?”A square graphic with an aerial view of swirling ocean currents in teal and blue. Bold white text reads: “Only $21/year from the average taxpayer helps fund NOAA.”A square infographic with a dark stormy ocean background. The white header text reads: “Your $21 funds these essential services.” Below are six dark blue boxes, each with a white icon and label:
	1.	Coastal Mapping – Detailed charts of shorelines, navigation hazards, and more
	2.	Weather Monitoring – Vital data for tracking storms, extreme heat, and drought
	3.	Marine Resource Management – Conservation of ocean life and sustainable fisheries
	4.	Coastal Resilience – Infrastructure that withstands storms and rising seas
	5.	Storm Research – Studies of severe weather patterns and impacts

The graphic uses clean lines, oceanic tones, and emphasizes the small taxpayer cost for these vital environmental services.
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rom 💽 @cdromarts.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/04/2025
And1 more thing
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Claire Hummel 🔜 Lightbox Expo @shoomlah.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It's been 30 years of A Goofy Movie, and 31 years since we briefly lived in Paris while my dad worked on it! Truly one of the coolest things as a kid, to hang out at the studio or watch pencil tests over dinner.♥️ Also eternally grateful to mom for secreting away a bunch of original model sheets:
Photo of me and my sister (Emily Hummel) at one of the light tables at Walt Disney Animation France. I'm drawing goofy? I think?? With a bunch of model sheets from A Goofy Movie scattered in front of me.Photo of one of the animators on A Goofy Movie at Walt Disney Animation France.
A collection of original model sheets from A Goofy Movie.Rough Max poses for A Goofy Movie.
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Could (and should) kill a man in these jeans
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is one of my favorite seal photographers Michael! He educates and shows people the beautiful harbor seals and also mentions that it’s illegal to pet or touch them! They can certainly pet or touch you tho
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
God please get your flu shots. I could have avoided going to the hospital if I had gotten mine, this shit blows frfr
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ok so, AND PLEASE DON'T FREAK OUT, I may have sorta accidentally let the BAD aliens know about you. IT'S FINE, it doesn't NECESSARILY mean they're coming. But like, maybe don't sleep near any reflective surfaces tonight.
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Big juice goes hard NOW (a 24 year old person)
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Most places will let you deny to sign that and still receive care! I’ve denied signing it every time I go into my physical therapy because workers comp accepted responsibility for the injury and I’m not letting them weasel out of paying for it
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Mood.
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Would have taken me 5 business days and 20 mirror rehearsals to even think about clicking the phone call button 😞
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Friendly Advice Fetus @friendlyfetus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Watched my boyfriend look at a phone number to schedule something and he picked up the phone and instantly called them, the power of medicated ADHD is insane
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.
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