snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 7h"the alex drug rug can't hurt you" the alex drug rug: 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 29/08/2026finally received my inheritance: the popcorn/barf bowl 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026man across the aisle on the bus has his toe nails sharpened to points 220
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 06/06/2026uber driver pulled up BLASTING double dutch bus 130
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026heard stanley's chicken was on here so i had to start posting again 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/06/2026my credit card bill is due ON MY BIRTHDAY during PRIDE MONTH 140
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026bitches be like "i needed this" and it's a shower 360
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 01/06/2026bitches be like "needed this" and it's a nap 160
Reposted by snake bitchBraden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Started from the bottom (Alex's kitchen) Now we here (they own their own salon) Everybody say thank you @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social 1121
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 18/08/2025sup fuckers, you gunna be at riptide? i'm gunna bring my tools again, so if you want a haircut hmu. 151
Reposted by snake bitchNobody Knows @nobodyknows.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I'm like doordash for Alex Perez 081
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 09/07/2025idk how tf i got here, at 30, with a stupid straight white boy as one of my best friends but i GUESS THATS WHAT WE GOT?? 150
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 20/06/2025birthday tomorrow.....yall gunna still fwm when im 30? 040
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 19/06/2025getting steve blum to voice one of the objects in date everything is INSANE 010
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025turning 30 this week, just fell in the shower, coincidence??? 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 16/06/2025it's my birthday week, what did you guys get me?? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025any1 wanna go with me to tpain this weekend? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 12/06/2025one of my fave clients is getting a divorce!!!!! happy pride month!!!!! 050
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 23/05/2025any1 at combo breaker that has a room at the hotel with a fridge that i can put frozen burritos in until we can get in to our room?? 000
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 17/05/2025one of the main reasons i haven't pursued top surgery it because those are my extra hands, girl i carry shit under those things, i put a whole bottle of sauce under there when my hands are full. like?! am i supposed to give up that kind of assistance??? 160
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 14/05/2025jake thinks i should keep them and ya know......... 150
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 08/05/2025it just hit me that my mother is literally moving across the country 020
Reposted by snake bitchThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/05/2025Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-... 1718754931
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 02/05/2025❇️greetings!! from our dirty basement bathroom ❇️ 060
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 01/05/2025i did, indeed, fuck my shit up silly style. 010
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 25/04/2025adding people left and right in discord to be then added to my birthday server, keep your peepers open!!!!! 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 24/04/2025off the codone watching twilight never gets more litty than this 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 24/04/2025we are just about a month away from combo breaker!!! i am going the whole time!!!!! and because its a driving distance i am bringing my hair items with me!! i have a sliding scale, from zero to fucking idk whatever HMU if you're trying to look fresh 050
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 21/04/2025don't tell the cops but i got SO many rocks at camp 030
snake bitch @iwilldropkickyou.bsky.social · 18/04/2025yeah i'm excited about camp but they won't have my granola so like what's the point? 040
