free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 4hends of the robe getting perilously close to the inside of the toilet bowl 😔 030
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 5hnice standing right next to a mountain, lemme guess it's chop it down w the edge of my hat? of course 130
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 22hI wish Amex would be a proud partner of my brand too, god that would be so sick 051
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 29/09/2026maybe instead of finishing job apps today an airplane will become crashed into my home and finish me instead 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 29/09/2026Simpsons theme has too many notes happening too quickly, Danny elf man should have chilled the fuck out 1101
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026macadamias and dried cherries both > $11/lb right now my trail mix recipe is fucking me up 040
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026thinking about adding a hash brown patty between the eggs, although adding the tomato already feels like flying too close to the sun (should've been a thinner, wider slice) 140
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026finished, pretty boring nothing to say really weed cough seems a little exaggerated 000
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026speaking of that, I've been laid up since the last one about an hour ago; pretty sure there was lactose in some donuts I ate earlier and my arrogant ass didn't take lactase 100
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026an entire chicken's breast, filleted, pounded, breaded, and fried; finished off with a generous drenching of lemon juice 040
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 28/09/2026designing a search engine so shitty to use it always makes you forget what you were looking for by the time you've interacted with its awful and protracted user experience 000
Reposted by free Via 📐Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026teaching cats the power of music 0141
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026[03:12.85]There [03:17.23]Is [03:21.50]No [03:25.70]We [03:30.13]There [03:34.45]Is [03:38.78]No [03:43.16]Me 000
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026got high not long beforehand so got a little buzz, if nicotine does anything it makes me notice my body 110
Reposted by free Via 📐magich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 24/09/2026Don Draper, visibly drunk, about to get knighted for coming up with FCUK The queen: is he going to chunder on me fresh Air Jordans? (The queen is a sneaker head in the Mad Meniverse) Draper: [blehhh] The queen: oh that's right narsty 1212
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026I'm slowly building my dataset on what is gunkier, fresher bud is usually the cleanest 010
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/20261 at a time is how I have to dose the reclaim edibles I made, not that I eat those often 010
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026I use iso and toss it, but that's after dumping boiling kettle water first to melt off anything easy but I also clean between reups to see what % of that bag got stuck and retain smooth action 320
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026some of the ppl in commercials look way too smug, get over yourselves 010
Reposted by free Via 📐particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026guy who thinks the poop and pee goes from the bowl up into the toilet tank before it goes to the sewer 0181
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026feels "normal" to smoke and I'm dragging harder I'm usually glad by the last day but for some reason I'm feeling more indifferent 100
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026drank more water and felt fine later, I definitely get a release but no euphoria really and of course mouth and throat continue grossening 100
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026my stomach feels off, could be the smoking or maybe too much coffee today 110
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026just remembered a triumphant moment in which my drunk homies and I came out of a party back in college and nobody believed when I said that we would be able to push the back of a little hatchback that had parked blocking our car out of the way until we tried and succeeded to their disbelief 💪🍺 020
free Via 📐 @freevia3.com · 27/09/2026accidentally bit my burger upside down and the flavors weren't distributed right at all, awful bite 070
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