Reposted by Frank HumungusMike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026🚨BREAKING 🦠 On Friday, the US CDC arbitrarily shifted higher COVlD levels into lower categories depicted with cooler colors. Much of what was Very High is now "High." What was High is now "Moderate" or "Low." Low is "Very Low." 1/ 22916607 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’ve been saying this for a while now. Much like they released the hostages the day Reagan was sworn in, we won’t see a permanent peace deal until we have a new president. I don’t think Vance counts. 031 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’ve gone from being perfectly happy to vote for Crockett if she won the primary to hoping she gives up politics entirely and goes the fuck away. 030 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I had a doctor for a short time who A) practically tried to talk me out of an AIDS test because I wasn’t gay or sharing heroin needles, and B) was quite visibly put out when I asked him to check out a lump on my testicle. Like, he REALLY didn’t wanna. I’m not thrilled about this either, chief! 160 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/08/2026Here are the top 5 dogs of July! 16087841447 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 02/08/202622 minutes on a Sunday? I’ll take it. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 2nd 2026 (Hard), in less than 22 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.comcluesbysam.comClues by SamA daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal! 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Trump admin had a real theory of war: Put on a show of toughness, tell people how manly you are, disdain law, do war crimes, and you win. Earlier losses came from leaders too "weak" to do that. It was a very stupid theory. But they espoused it a lot, really seem to believe it, and acted on it. 1092566664 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026<Kash walking into the courtroom all googly-eyed> Judge: CASE DISMISSED 556783 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Came home yesterday to find the good bathroom sewer line clogged with roots again. Now I have to shit in a child sized toilet and wipe my ass with paper like a fucking peasant for 2 days till the plumber can come out. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Learning history doesn't have to be boring 151284228 0
Reposted by Frank Humungusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger” 32162641506 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m reasonably certain anyone close enough to Trump for him to possibly care about them is well aware that he’s incapable of it. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays. 49134322110 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So, we’re in agreement, right? They definitely toyed briefly with the idea of stashing Lindsey’s corpse somewhere and pretending he was alive too, but it was just too much. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Trump’s taste level is Hooters by Saddam Hussein 1115832 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don’t eat hot dogs. What I do is play this song for everyone else eating them. awesomedeath.bandcamp.com/track/eyebal...awesomedeath.bandcamp.comEyeball Butthole Sandwich - Mvt. 1, by Awesome Deathfrom the album "To Be Determined!" 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History 12086681274 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026We have entered the “defended by Trump” phase of the Platner downfall. 010 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I like a lot of things about this site. The fact that the vast majority of the time I get a new follow, it’s an account that follows 60K people isn’t one of them. Also don’t love that one particular guy that follows me has followed them back already 90% of the time. 000 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Ya know, when The Tattoo came out, I assumed he’d drop out. You dipped your toe into politics by going straight for a Senate seat, but that pipe dream is over in just a few months, I guess. But no! He very clearly knew what The Tattoo was, but liked it so much… 100 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s true that if you’re a political outsider running on Platner’s platform, they’re going to absolutely dissect your entire life. Which is why giving it a shot when you know you have a ton of skeletons in your closet makes you an absolute moron. 010 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is literally what Trump defenders said 2236 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 05/07/2026now this is the hard stuff I’m craving 1219024 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/07/2026the Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves 948391 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026More people on stage than in front of it, lolol. 100 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Have the fuck heads ever declared their opposition to Trump this strongly? 020 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I’ve been listening to Skrew’s catalogue this week. A band I loved in the 90’s and haven’t heard in years. 1st album is still amazing. 2nd album is not as good, but still solid, which means I do believe this is the very worst album cover for an album I would actually listen to. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Everyone keeps saying bluesky is dying but this was without equal the funniest place on the internet to see centrists melt down about the possibility of having to become better people 1237164 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The two groups that are VERY invested in conflating the Israeli government with Jews everywhere are: 1) Extremely pro-Netanyahu or 2) Very pro-Nazi Think about why that suits their agendas. 317536 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026 337973 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My absolute favorite show for the one season it existed. It’s the Incredible Hulk, but instead of turning into a green body builder who scares the bad guys, he turns into a werewolf and eats the bad guys. And his transformation starts with a bleeding pentagram on his palm. And also Chuck Connors. 000 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It was vandals with a knife and corrosive chemicals! Or… 000 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I have my good days and my bad days lately, but the ol’ brain is working good today. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jun 21st 2026 (Brutal), in less than 19 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.comcluesbysam.comClues by SamA daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal! 010 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products 535171805 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/06/2026My wife, watching this owl hold her head very still and shake her butt: “That’s how you do it.” 117822 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 19/06/2026His administration is actively deporting or jailing people who have said less 262370 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This guy looks like someone Batman would dangle off a building for information in the 90’s animated series. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusMicah @rincewind.run · 19/06/2026the return of four seasons total landscaping 1242923 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusLori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I’m just here to remind everyone that George W Bush is a war criminal who is finishing his life in luxury and without consequences even though he greatly expedited the nazi takeover of our government.static.klipy.comWinnie The Pooh as a Black Rain CloudALT: Winnie The Pooh as a Black Rain Cloud 0126 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.ms.nowThe Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook familiesThe Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month. 274225435260 0
Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I have this little guy on my bathroom counter, and this is all I think of every time I see him. 000 0
Reposted by Frank HumungusMichael Sainato @msainato.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme 5736471115 0