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Frank Humungus

@frankhumungus.bsky.social
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Maker of things. Genuine weirdo. Warrior of the wasteland. Grower of peppers. Wrangler of cats. Recovering musician. Hopefully future cancer survivor. Ayatollah of rock and rolla. Reluctant Texan.

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Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA @michael-hoerger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🚨BREAKING 🦠 On Friday, the US CDC arbitrarily shifted higher COVlD levels into lower categories depicted with cooler colors. Much of what was Very High is now "High." What was High is now "Moderate" or "Low." Low is "Very Low." 1/
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’ve been saying this for a while now. Much like they released the hostages the day Reagan was sworn in, we won’t see a permanent peace deal until we have a new president. I don’t think Vance counts.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve gone from being perfectly happy to vote for Crockett if she won the primary to hoping she gives up politics entirely and goes the fuck away.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I had a doctor for a short time who A) practically tried to talk me out of an AIDS test because I wasn’t gay or sharing heroin needles, and B) was quite visibly put out when I asked him to check out a lump on my testicle. Like, he REALLY didn’t wanna. I’m not thrilled about this either, chief!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/08/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of July!
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
22 minutes on a Sunday? I’ll take it. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Aug 2nd 2026 (Hard), in less than 22 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Trump admin had a real theory of war: Put on a show of toughness, tell people how manly you are, disdain law, do war crimes, and you win. Earlier losses came from leaders too "weak" to do that. It was a very stupid theory. But they espoused it a lot, really seem to believe it, and acted on it.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 29/07/2026
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
<Kash walking into the courtroom all googly-eyed> Judge: CASE DISMISSED
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Came home yesterday to find the good bathroom sewer line clogged with roots again. Now I have to shit in a child sized toilet and wipe my ass with paper like a fucking peasant for 2 days till the plumber can come out.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Learning history doesn't have to be boring
Video of a bunch of US marines praying to Jesus together looking like a cult before dying on the behalf of the empire. 
A ball knower among ball knowers says: When the roman legions started doing this isntead of getting drenched in bulls blood for Mars they immediately started losing every single battle to dudes names Gunther
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026
this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger”
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m reasonably certain anyone close enough to Trump for him to possibly care about them is well aware that he’s incapable of it.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, we’re in agreement, right? They definitely toyed briefly with the idea of stashing Lindsey’s corpse somewhere and pretending he was alive too, but it was just too much.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Trump’s taste level is Hooters by Saddam Hussein
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t eat hot dogs. What I do is play this song for everyone else eating them. awesomedeath.bandcamp.com/track/eyebal...
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Eyeball Butthole Sandwich - Mvt. 1, by Awesome Death
from the album "To Be Determined!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We have entered the “defended by Trump” phase of the Platner downfall.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/07/2026
This is astronomically evil.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I like a lot of things about this site. The fact that the vast majority of the time I get a new follow, it’s an account that follows 60K people isn’t one of them. Also don’t love that one particular guy that follows me has followed them back already 90% of the time.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ya know, when The Tattoo came out, I assumed he’d drop out. You dipped your toe into politics by going straight for a Senate seat, but that pipe dream is over in just a few months, I guess. But no! He very clearly knew what The Tattoo was, but liked it so much…
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s true that if you’re a political outsider running on Platner’s platform, they’re going to absolutely dissect your entire life. Which is why giving it a shot when you know you have a ton of skeletons in your closet makes you an absolute moron.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is literally what Trump defenders said
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 05/07/2026
now this is the hard stuff I’m craving
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/07/2026
the Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves
Wendy Torrance looking at Jack's typewriter in 'The Shining' but instead of All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy the text is Tom Bombadil's song from Lord of the Rings:

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol!
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
More people on stage than in front of it, lolol.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Have the fuck heads ever declared their opposition to Trump this strongly?
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
🧵
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve been listening to Skrew’s catalogue this week. A band I loved in the 90’s and haven’t heard in years. 1st album is still amazing. 2nd album is not as good, but still solid, which means I do believe this is the very worst album cover for an album I would actually listen to.
The atrocious cover to Skrew’s 2nd album, Dusted. I don’t have the energy to fully describe it. Just trust me, it’s bad.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Everyone keeps saying bluesky is dying but this was without equal the funniest place on the internet to see centrists melt down about the possibility of having to become better people
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lolol, don’t let the door hit ya, JAMES.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The two groups that are VERY invested in conflating the Israeli government with Jews everywhere are: 1) Extremely pro-Netanyahu or 2) Very pro-Nazi Think about why that suits their agendas.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Joe Rogan Yeonmi Park meme "In Texas you get harsher sentencing for trying to protest concentration camps than you do for raping children"
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Holy shit
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My absolute favorite show for the one season it existed. It’s the Incredible Hulk, but instead of turning into a green body builder who scares the bad guys, he turns into a werewolf and eats the bad guys. And his transformation starts with a bleeding pentagram on his palm. And also Chuck Connors.
Poster for the show Werewolf featuring the lead character, Chuck Connors as the werewolf who made him who he must hunt down and kill to stop being a werewolf, and Alamo Joe Rogan, who is a werewolf hunter hunting them both, along with the werewolf with bloody teeth behind them.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It was vandals with a knife and corrosive chemicals! Or…
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I have my good days and my bad days lately, but the ol’ brain is working good today. I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jun 21st 2026 (Brutal), in less than 19 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Holy shit
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/06/2026
• April 28, 2025
Trump Antisemitism Task Force Praises Yale Protest
Crackdown
As other prominent universities struggle with whether-and how—to please the president and avoid funding cuts, the New Haven institution's actions received federal plaudits.
By Ryan Quinn
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/06/2026
My wife, watching this owl hold her head very still and shake her butt: “That’s how you do it.”
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
His administration is actively deporting or jailing people who have said less
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This guy looks like someone Batman would dangle off a building for information in the 90’s animated series.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/06/2026
the return of four seasons total landscaping
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Lori Lou Freshwater @lorifreshwater.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m just here to remind everyone that George W Bush is a war criminal who is finishing his life in luxury and without consequences even though he greatly expedited the nazi takeover of our government.
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Winnie The Pooh as a Black Rain Cloud
ALT: Winnie The Pooh as a Black Rain Cloud
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is delicious.
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Frank Humungus @frankhumungus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have this little guy on my bathroom counter, and this is all I think of every time I see him.
Black cat figurine on a bathroom counter. 
The cover of the Sister Machine Gun album Sins Of The Flesh, which features an Egyptian black cat statue. The same album cover picture recreated with my stupid cat figurine.
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Michael Sainato @msainato.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trump appeared at the Libertarian National Convention in 2024 in front of a sign that said this, it was the convention's theme
Trump at the Libertarian Convention in 2024
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