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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14h

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 2h

professor frink’s favorite player

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 3h

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 2h

for who is truly godliest: a man who knows what he likes and is willing to joyfully testify to it; a man so benighted he doesn’t know his own heart; or a man who hides the light of his own truth, as it were, under a bushel?

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 17h

[centrist voice] whether your ideology favors murals or bombs, intellectual honesty means acknowledging that Picasso’s “Guernica” required both

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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

scouting report on kaliakmanis is he plays too much gyro ball

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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

New Mexico / NDSU is going to be so fun

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

whatever shadow of anxiety I might have conjured would have been an overreaction, everyone‘s a lobo, woof woof woof

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HOLY SHIT, it was right there all along, excellent work

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ONLY THE ROCKIEST OF TOPS WILL BE CONSIDERED

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the American people - pilfered, bankrupt, exhausted, infuriated, and aware we’ve being egregiously mugged off - agree to let bygones be bygones if we can just have the worse version of a good idea that nobody except two obsessives (trump and me, shamefully) care all that much about

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

really starting to wonder if this production of Into the Woods is going to get off the ground

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’ll say this for mizzou, and it might be the only thing i’ll say for them: it takes some courage to meet jadan baugh in the hole, and mizzou’s dbs are willing to do just that. a prudent businessman would just stick a shoulder in for honor’s sake and call it a day

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

good god, you weren’t kidding, why do you even have those uniforms

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

man, i do not care for the words “a ranked matchup between Florida and Missouri” just a gritty and sort of oily mouthfeel

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my small son, tearfully asking, “daddy, daddy, what the fuck was any of that?” and all i can do is tell him it was the big 12, it’s just the big 12 and it can’t hurt us

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i condemn and rebuke it. decent people shouldn’t be subjected to this sort of filth

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

this game is turning into an offensive caricature of Big 12 football

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ALL HE DOES IS THROW TOUCHDOWNS i will now take no questions

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i remember watching michael hawkins jr turn in a brave and absolutely doomed effort against texas two years ago and thinking that he could be a real goddamn menace if oklahoma didn’t get him killed first. really happy he ended up somewhere that appreciates him

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

belichick out here looking like bruce davison’s character at the end of the first X Men movie

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me, blind hungover and urgently asked where Bilbo and the dwarves got stuck and had to fight the spiders in The Hobbit:

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My wife on the WVU game: why have an English department where kids can read The Things They Carried when you can have this football team and watch The Things They Dropped

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when the physical comp for a tight end is “shredded Jonathan Ogden“, you know you’re going to see some wild shit

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

man that guy is a hoss, I thought i was watching the wildest tackle-eligible pass i’ve ever seen

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Both WVU and Iowa State have some kind of pre-snap motion on special teams (WVU on field goal, Iowa State on punts) and it’s exactly the kind of high-school bullshit we crave from the Big 12, never change guys

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

”fuck them federal charges, the marshals ain’t shit, watch this”

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the lobos are playing this afternoon, but i am not concerned about utep and anyway they’re solidly in can-do-no-wrong territory with me at the moment

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

procedural penalties on punts should carry punitive damages for additionally wasting time

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

never play in Ames unless compelled to by force of law or pain of damnation. no good can come of it

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the week when your team doesn’t play really is the most blessed in the season. an entire day of college football absolutely free of sark-brained bullshit! a tonic for jangled nerves

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

around the same time, I went to see the WVU/Iowa State game in Morgantown, where I saw Iowa State attempt three fake punts (converting two!) in a 30-6 loss. They did not prevail, but neither did they allow themselves to be taken alive

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

maybe a dozen years ago someone on the Fullcast - almost certainly Spencer - described Iowa State‘s general vibe as ”I ain’t going back to jail”. It’s three coaches and a generation later and by god it’s still true

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hilarious touchdown for WVU on a pickable ball but the defender was so badly burned that all he could do was sprint straight toward the end zone and hope for the best. Big12 forever

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

very much a “unwise number of donuts washed down with shitty coffee” situation developing

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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

imperative that willie simmons be issued an official FIU Athletic Department ensemble of blue-steel deep-v double-breasted suit, salmon-colored turtleneck, and white oxfords to wear on the sidelines

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