Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Some good came from the time you raped a woman because I discovered your YouTube videos as a result” One normal day of Bluesky, thats all I ask for - will never happen 000
Reposted by JakeAya @melangell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is exactly what I heard. Just so beyond grossed out right now. 33812
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I have seen 7 of his films and would rank them as follows 1. Memento 2. Dunkirk 3. Batman Begins 4. The Dark Knight 5. The Dark Knight Rises 6. Interstellar 7. Oppenheimer I like them all except Oppenheimer 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Make sure to stay safe around the bonfire this evening and NO SURRENDER! @fpl-ni.bsky.social 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 12/07/2026RTE commentary currently saying it couldn’t be a second yellow for diving for Embolo because there was contact and it doesn’t matter that the contact came from the diver kicking the Argentinian player during the dive 😭 010
Reposted by JakeLauren Merry Vale (they/she) @pixielauren.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Hey Stephen King, Legitimate question: How many rapes does a man have to commit before you won't vote for him? "Trump's a rapist, so we need a rapist politician, too" is NOT the winning opinion you think it is, jesus f*cking christ 🙄 4929
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Will the yanks finally care now that Platner has been accused of rape by an English speaker? 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Professional soccer players actually play to the whistle challenge 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Surely the most depressing use of AI slop yet. An enormous collaboration, inspired by nature and spirituality. A uniquely human ode to art that has been in construction for over a hundred years, and they put AI video junk as an installation that covers what will be the main entrance to the church. 020
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The Drama is the only film I have given a score higher than 3 stars this year. The other three were fun but will be nowhere near my favourites at the end of the year 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026It was the obvious choice. It was tailor made for rich liberals who are anti-Trump and have no thoughts beyond that and don’t want anything to change fundamentally if it threatens their privilege. Sinners is an all-timer film 010
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 16/03/2026You shouldn’t be eligible to win this, no matter how good your acting is, if the character you are playing completely ruins the film 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women’s Day. Thank you to Comrade Vladimir Lenin for officially declaring the 8th of March as a day to honour women’s achievements. Here are my 16 favourite feature length films directed by women. 010
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Elsewhere, Everywhere (2020) No Other Choice (2025) The Devil Wears Prada (2006) Christy* (2025) *Not the Sydney Sweeney film of the same name and year. 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 28/02/2026What is with USians and their DPRK derangement syndrome? How many countries has the USA attacked since the DPRK last attacked a foreign nation? 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Me at the end of Iron Lung unfortunately. The most nothing film ever made 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I never subscribed to the idea that Black Swan plagiarised Perfect Blue in any way, but I am happy to push that agenda now that Aronofsky has gotten into slop 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 26/01/2026USians constantly praising their genocidal gang of hired goons who rape and murder the poorest people in the world for the benefit of the Empire while denouncing ICE as the devil is the most blatant example of American supremacy you can find. The USA military is a million times worse than ICE. 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Made this image to celebrate the latest power couple in cinema 000
Reposted by JakeEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 09/01/2026they made a whole large hadron collider only to discover a hick bozo? what were they thinking, man... 11754
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Martinelli such a cunt. As if Arsenal are in some great rush with their two shots all game at home 000
Reposted by JakeDrop Site @dropsitenews.com · 06/01/2026Caracas takes to the streets to denounce American aggression today: Video: BreakThrough News via X @BTnewsroom) 5305128
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Review of the film that features the best acting performance of 2025 boxd.it/cuAmbDboxd.itA ★★★ review of Saipan (2025)The parts of this that are a film are really good, but this is like a short film that was elongated beyond reason through an excess of archival footage explaining things like what “Saipan,” and “Irela... 001
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026“I watched my friends die in Iraq”media.tenor.coma cartoon of three men standing in front of a wall with the words scoreboard written above themALT: a cartoon of three men standing in front of a wall with the words scoreboard written above them 000
Reposted by JakeSemafor @semafor.com · 04/01/2026🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops. www.semafor.com/article/01/0...semafor.comNews organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raidThe American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops. 49372157
Reposted by JakeLord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 03/01/2026to any good faith libs wondering why the anti-war left is frustrated with democrats instead of republicans today, MLK jr. said it best: 49524
Reposted by JakeEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The email bluesky sent me when they unbanned me last year is still one of the funniest things I've ever read. 63158486
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Idk, if he had said he wasn’t bothered 4 times I might have believed him 110
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Why has barely anyone liked my 2.5k word review of The Ed Gein Show on Letterboxd? 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 27/12/2025If I was in charge, what Ekitike just did would be a straight red card and a three game ban 000
Jake @fplpain.bsky.social · 14/11/2025The first 5 star I have awarded to a new release since April 2023 030
