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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

@governor.ca.gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social how do I know you guys are bothering to read my letters when I never get a response? Kinda seems like they just all go immediately into the trash

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Teutoburg wasn’t a challenge, was Quintilius stupid?

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

DEI actually stands for Direct Elevated Impingement, in case you’re wondering how it caused the aircraft crash

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Yooooo this rocks! Guess the context

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

“Akoochimoya. We are far from the land of our ancestors” *Janeway slumps onto the floor after realizing that Tuvix is her spirit animal*

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Tell me again how the intensely surveilled American population should try to keep their public language in check, just in case someone is watching. Guess what, dipshit? They’ve been in your walls since the Patriot act. They know how and what you think, you aren’t protecting yourself by being quiet

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Can you motherfuckers stop admonishing the faceless masses you claim are doing nothing? What exactly are YOU doing? Every single one of you are holier-than-thou losers who need to talk down to those you should be in community with in order to feel better about yourselves. Fuck you. Unregister as Dem

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

We’re about to become a nation of Monster drinkers. Coffee has had its time in the sun. It’s time for the real heroes to step up.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

"Holy shit, those eggs are expensive." -- Fabergé, grocery shopping.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Driving down the streets of LA and seeing these huge signs for Emilia Perez, with all these awards from exclusively American and European orgs, proudly displayed over the slow urban rot that the sun and neglect wreaks on this city. Nevermind that neither lead is from the global south.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

We’re going to switch to a lunar calendar after the balkanization

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PICK THE BERRIES THAT GO IN MY EROWAN SMOOTHIE??? DONALD TRUMP FIX THIS!!!

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

With ChatGPT being down, the total output of the blog content industrial complex has ground to zero.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

My Spotify Release Radar this week has a shocking number of AI tracks on it. Six in total, including at least two accounts, Feuerhammer and The Devil Inside, have gone to some lengths to hide their origin. Feuerhammer has a website and Devil Inside has AI men on their Spotify account. Horrifying.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Thanks @alaskaairlines.bsky.social I’m confident this cup will offset the emissions of the plane I got on. I actually appreciate that you made the change (very late) but it’s genuinely hilarious to be confronted with this while I’m riding my entire year’s worth of emissions for one 3 day trip.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Luigi’s body is terrifyingly perfect. He looks like the guy who’s onscreen for 15 seconds in a David Spade comedy to show how outclassed the loser main character is for the girl’s attention

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

You know who else played the popular murder-for-hire simulation Among Us? Adolf Hitler.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

You see THIS is what happens when you insult Nonna’s cooking! Look atcha, bleedin all over. I shoulda wrote “tomato, cheese, basil” on the casings, you gamook!

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

You know, I keep hoping one of these guys is going to have a modicum of class consciousness and I keep being disappointed.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I can’t believe that the NYPD had the same thought process that hundreds of gun morons on the internet had about the gun. “He wuh rackin it, must be Welrod!”

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

They go low, we go for their now undefended face and neck

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Begging this app to stop showing me consoomers who have been posting about a single stadium tour for months

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is anxious about the mess he made trying to get his barely functional prototype working?

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Quaaaark, what’s this I hear about you smuggling fentanyl aboard the station?

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Cyberpunk is when it’s rainy and there’s neon Kanji. If you think it has ANYTHING to do with social themes you’re both a fool and lame.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

If I find out you call them skeets I will be contacting the Gestapo

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Great, a different form of insane totalitarian etatism has taken over! This will be entirely different from the last one, because THIS one is funded by the US!

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Any Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I joke but honestly you guys I’m very soft and when I see someone get shot and die I automatically feel horrible in my stomach no matter the context I just wanted to fit in and make a funny meme to signal my politics

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Imagine how powerful you must feel to have a mouthpiece of Apartheid sucking you off.

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I used “CEO” too many times and the crypto bots found me

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

The Magic School Bus: Under No Pretext

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Who amongst us has not taken a bus from Atlanta to NYC with a fake ID, a firearm purchased in Connecticut, and a plan?

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

*injecting cyanoacrylate into Dennis Prager’s IV* “Mr. Prager sir you have to live, you’re the GLUE that holds this nation together…”

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

“When god closes a door, he opens a window” Okay I’m on the 23rd floor is this a message

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

More things should let you bite your pets

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

“I hate the wealthy” Change “the wealthy” to “your newborn son, your only child, and last memory of your late wife.” Not so funny now, is it?

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared

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Julie Annihilator @kastor.sh · 05/12/2024

I mean he did pump 3 hot loads into another man in broad daylight, kinda asking for fanfic

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

It’s only murder if there isn’t a class war

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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

the continued existence of corporations whose policies directly cause death and misery: [liberals asleep] one of the guys choosing to profit off that system gets shot: erm um political violence is bad you know? the foundations of a liberal society, and, social contract and and, you can't just, erm,

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/12/2024

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

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Fowtemis Cowl @fowcow.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I’m gonna get revenge for Blair Mountain and the UMWA by posting a Maxim gun outside the Department of Labor Statistics and forcing them to say everyone is unemployed

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