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John Cutting

@fortunasaga.com
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Writer at Fortuna Saga, sprite artist, bisexual dad, and someone who generally over-thinks SNES RPGs. Chaotic Neutral; He/Him #LostNoise #spritecomic www.fortunasaga.com

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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 11m
The reporter once again is offered a layup on a silver platter and decides to let the gaslighting continue. I get why Trump does it when he doesn't get an inkling of an iota of push back from the 4th estate.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 9h
Modern day Struggle Sessions
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 10h
Milhouse talking to Bart Simpson He's wearing padding in a helmet and goggles. He says all those disclaimers made me want to do it more
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Merc with a 🫦 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
#SpookySeason
Two side by side phone lock screens.

Left: 11:59 Monday September 30
Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver, Ghostbusters) wearing a grey wool winter coat and pink scarf in normal makeup.

Right: 12:00 Tuesday, October 1

Zuul has taken over the body of Dana Barrett and she vamps in an off the should red shirt and slutty hot eye makeup.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 12h
Unforgivable
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 12h
Update: Christa Pike still alive after administered execution drugs, attorneys say. www.tennessean.com/story/news...
tennessean.com
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 18h
I've never seen his beard. Let me do a quick search... Bwhaha. I think you're 100% right on the money with whiskey 'I cheat at pull ups' pete.
Some sort of poor rodent with mange has died on whiskey Pete's face. This is a rare photo where he's not actively stealing money or committing a hate crime.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 18h
I was once ordered to rewrite a bunch of annual fitness reports because my special forces peer literally could not write a cogent sentence and leaked classified material in the write-ups. They are very good at what they do, but they are fucking uber weirdos.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
My favorite zombie!
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
Up up Down dooooowwwww!
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
I can't even get the Konami code right at this point 😭
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
Same energy
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff baseball
Graraggggllll!" 

-Sal Frelick, making the weirdest double play of all time. He looks like a troll covering the One ring
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
The curse must continue.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 30/09/2026
The decline and fall of the pig empire.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 17/10/2024
I'll raise you this version
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 29/09/2026
I need to remind myself that a huge audience for this show watched it on tiny black and white sets. The lighting for a lot of scenes makes sense with that context
Same photo as above but b&w. I think it makes James look more dashing.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 29/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 PLC mentioned! 🚨🚨🚨
polish Lithuania Commonwealth flag
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 29/09/2026
Great. New disaster unlocked. Add it to the most recent additions: - glacial collapse mudslide - antagonistic pandemic response - continent spanning wildfire
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
I can't even make a joke more absurd than what these techbro sociopaths will try with full earnestness the next day...
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 28/09/2026
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Betty White as Rose Nylund Nodding
Alt: Betty White as Rose Nylund Nodding
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite bits from the Critic
VIEWER DISCLAIMER:

DUKE PHILLIPS IS NOT HIMSELF.

HE HAS BEEN MIXING NYQUIL AND DAYQUIL.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 28/09/2026
Hey siri, is the vacuum of space good for dissipating waste heat or is it, like, a formidable insulator?
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
My favorite
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
More for your viewing pleasure in this thread
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Nimrod there only knows three adjectives.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Wrong Place: Backrooms (2026) Wrong Time: Primer (2004)
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
[Puts out a cigarette] Yup. Can't top that.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
[Screams bisexually]
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
They don't name the movie in the headline, so I'm going to assume it is a 2+ hour extended cut of this
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Tom Holland's Umbrella Performance
Alt: Tom Holland's Umbrella Performance
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
The essential human experience is creating, understanding, and learning from art. Everything from songs to literature to a child's scribbles can teach you something or give you an experience that you can't have on your own. What does it say about people that consume art without understanding it?
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
My time has come
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Its cool. We've all messed up a dish
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Artistic rendition of his reaction
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
I showed this to my father in law who is a somewhat celebrated chef, and he immediately bolted out to have a cigarette. He said, "Tell him that the goal of cooking is not to warm the meat, it is to remove the water from the meat to enhance the flavor. Tell him to only boil water with high heat."
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Why is his skull trying to escape his face?
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
I hate gamdev Nazis.
Jake and Elwood About to give some Illinois Nazis what they deserve.
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Bro. It's okay. Next time defrost and cook slowly. You got this
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
The official ruling is that Michigan is 3-0-1 since "Iowa didn't win. Michigan beat themselves."
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
It's how he wanted to go
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Give them another second!
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 27/09/2026
Wife: Eventually your stomach is going to punish you for eating those super spicy Korean noodles Me:
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
How are you so fast?
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
Bostonian transplants
Tesla with a California plate of "CAWFEEE"
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
"She lets me call her Ivanka."
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 26/09/2026
we’re gonna beat the cute little animated avatar to death with hammers sorry
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
I can't even make a joke more absurd than what these techbro sociopaths will try with full earnestness the next day...
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
Dating ​Isiah Thomas
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Isiah Thomas Making The Shot for Detroit Pistons
Alt: Isiah Thomas Making The Shot for Detroit Pistons
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John Cutting @fortunasaga.com · 26/09/2026
It's one of the most incredible athletic performances I've ever seen to tank one's own chances at victory. A generational effort.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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