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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"OPEN THE FUCKIN POOL YOU CRAZY BASTARDS OR YOU WILL BE LIVING IN HELL"
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Looking forward to this being the burden of proof during the next Democratic majority and administration. Very confident the press would accept this from leader Jefferies and ask no further questions or conduct more intellectual rigor than just nodding and cutting to the next segment.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The buck stops with Biden
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Probably the craziest revelation of the Trump years is how much of America's men identify with an utterly absurdist portrayal of an angry bitter divorced abuser; like if you had written this character in any movie for the last 30 years people would have groaned at the unreality of it all.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It really is just divorced dad energy all the way down. Instead of working at his job, it's almost 10 AM, he hasn't gotten a thing done, and all he can imagine is how if he did actually work and get a promotion then that bitch who left would have to crawl back, "but she won't because she's a BITCH."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/05/2026
I regret to inform you that the president is awake and crazy-posting
Trump: "If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting 'I surrender, I surrender' while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary 'Documents of Surrender,' and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT"
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 18/05/2026
the thing about this is that it’s still shocking, because they don’t believe it, either. the whole thing is a troll, it’s intended to make the rubes do seal claps and make the rest of us bay like hounds at them, and we’re all paying them for the pleasure.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Why are the waffles spelling HH? What aren't "they" telling us?
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Chuds.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It is worth saying that it appears that the brave and principled actions of people of Minneapolis and the killings of Alex Pretti and Renee Good seem to have been a legitimate inflection point in American politics. We should carry that forward with us.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This is fucking brutal, and the fact that Fox didn't cut him off makes me wonder if they were just that unprepared or if they're prepping the ship to turn with the winds
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We've reached the point where the President actually believes in a bit from Team America world police, a movie we once thought was so harsh in its satire of the right that it was almost unfunny
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We used to understand that in matters of war, the people fighting it depend on the people waging it being accountable to them. We pioneered that system. Just because we abandoned it and congress is out to lunch doesn't mean others don't have responsibilities to those they declare war on behalf of.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Claims that my dick can cure cancer have also been greatly exaggerated, but no one is printing that in the news (because the exaggeration that something that does not do a thing can in fact do it is not an exaggeration, it is just a lie, and we shouldn't print those in the papers)
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It really goes without saying, but sometimes I'm still floored to think that there really is no motivation to any of this but cruelty. There's no victim in this scenario, no harmed party. It's just reveling in the cruelty of the powerful hurting the powerless.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
But I was told we needed to tone down the rhetoric
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
donald trump needs his 30 ft tall mechanical spider and he needs it now
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bro is out here looking like Krillin
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Did you remind her we were in Vietnam for 18 years?
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Think of how all the RFK impressionists feel, Tim. It's necessary to suffer for your art.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's OK, things can still settle down... I mean surely we're on the cowardly retreat wind down, what could possibly go wrong that keeps us in this shit for another month? www.axios.com/2026/04/21/i...
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a man in a plaid shirt is crying with the words wait wait wait wait behind him
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying with the words wait wait wait wait behind him
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Startling how quickly we have gotten used to the absence of a competent FBI in America, and leave wholesale slaughter investigations to local police
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Just calling balls and strikes
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I need to know who wrote this, because it wasn't the President. Fascinating is two more syllables than any word in his illiterate vocabulary.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Why did you pay anyone to travel to discover what anyone living in suburbia already knows:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/04/2026
Trump: "You call it the Strait of Hormuz or the Hormuz Strait. The only thing you can't call it is the Trump Strait. They don't like that idea."
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The goose chasing meme. Panel 1: "So what were you doing with transgender jokes?" Panel 2: The goose chases the subject, honking loudly "WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH TRANSGENDER JOKES?!"
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
* @jvl.bsky.social voice* "So per the Supreme Court ruling in 2024, if the President decided to say, have his own VP bombed during peace talks as part of a play to build public opinion for his unpopular war, and it was for the purposes of "national security", is that legal? Just asking questions."
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States is agreeing to a ten point plan that includes Iranian tolls over a strait they never owned, and the lifting of decades long sanctions. We went to war over nothing. Destroyed buildings. Killed innocent people. And lost cards that weren't even on the table.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There’s no announcement coming. There is no plan.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He wants out and he can’t figure out how to do it
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Jonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I need this, Mitch. Don't blackball me.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Cassandra prediction: We're in a minute by minute countdown before we see the FBI Director's penis as leaked by the nation we are currently bombing, used in umpteen X AI videos. It's a Cassandra prediction not because no one believes it, but because I will be blinding myself once it comes true.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Cassandra prediction: We're in a minute by minute countdown before we see the FBI Director's penis as leaked by the nation we are currently bombing, used in umpteen X AI videos. It's a Cassandra prediction not because no one believes it, but because I will be blinding myself once it comes true.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is like asking if a different director in a funeral parlor can result in less dead bodies.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is excellent. open.substack.com/pub/no01/p/m...
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March, 19-21: God is a comedian
A stiff drink is recommended
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The United States is contemplating threatening to kill people with HIV in another country as leverage to get that country's minerals. We have become a sick nation, just as depraved and disgusting as its leader.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
There's a lot of appropriate dunking on how Republicans live in fear of imaginary hypotheticals; but there's a stranger side to this question: from Iran's point of view, wars like this one are exactly why many there pursue a nuclear program. "Imagine if America bombs our civilians, we need nukes."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The president, breathing heavily and caked with makeup, is incoherently blaming Iran for the October 7 attacks by Hamas
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
If this gif had stock for the last ten years whoever made it would be the world's first trillionaire.
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an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles .
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
To be fair, "How to Catch A Leprechaun" is fire, and addresses one of the pressing issues of our time.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social hoping this makes it into tomorrow's cheap shots.
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Not worried. DHS and the FBI are currently manned by the best and brightest America has to offer
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/03/2026
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
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Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'
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Forgiver @forgiver.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/jmri...
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