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@forensicgarlic.bsky.social
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Chicagoan. Valpo grad. Member of Half Acre Cycling. Awesome Foundation. Occasional Karaoke singer. Anti Fascist. Radically pro-transgender.

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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 3m
Block 37 has always felt like it's struggling
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 4m
Agreed
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 2h
It's too bad the entire tech industry is full of "but I'm built different" guys.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 10h
We have invented the mythical man month from classic software engineering book Don’t Invent the Mythical Man Month.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 3h
Just like with stocks, timing the market / flu season is hard for even experts. Get in early with those diamond hands on being fully vaccinated 💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 9h
2 people at work have mentioned my protect trans lives pins. One has a nonbinary kid, and the other put one I dropped in the lost and found and told me. 1 person at work has mentioned my Chicago abortion fund sweatshirt.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 11h
V4? C4. Also submitted some pictures from the weekend to a local zine for consideration for their next issue.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 11h
Today I emailed my alder asking him to support divvy expansion and integration with NITA, went to a V4 kickoff party, and talked to a volunteer about an art show that awesome foundation helped fund.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was only there for a few days and with a lot of bike people but felt like I imagine Portland did before portlandia
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, but less teeth than a bight and not enough carrying capacity for a fjord
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And they fund their travel with their bamboo sheets company
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Lake. Big Lake. @lakebiglake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Midnight Marathon Bike Ride is this Saturday, Oct. 10! Meet at 11:30 p.m. at the Art Institvte, 111 S. Michigan Ave., roll at midnight on the marathon course. What else are ya doin’ at midnight? 🚲🚲🚲 #BikeChi @bikegridnow.org @chicritmass.bsky.social @chicagobikesox.com
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sound forever, problems for now.
Puget sound under a full cloud sky that's not gloomy somehow
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/10/2026
I love loitering and there should be more places to loiter
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People are happy with the speed of the bus??
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Listen I'm Scary OK @katiemcvay.cryptoanarchy.network · 05/10/2026
to hear current comedy about recently dead GOP child abusers, head on over to season 2, episode 2 of "Redeemed, Not Refined" podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...
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Podcast Episode · Redeemed, Not Refined · S2 E2 · 25m
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Daniel Kay Hertz @danielkayhertz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Agreed, which is why I’m glad there are so many YIMBY orgs pushing on both sides—in IL, AHIL endorsed tenant protections in PRO and has supported policies to create more income restricted housing. At least in Chicago, I think that’s more the norm than the exception among the urbanist set
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I moved from Washington and Wells to Randolph and Canal and the difference in neighborhood food options and neighborhood feel was large, for a 5 block move out of the loop proper.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/10/2026
We had to say spare rocks in this post because we know many Bluesky users have primary rocks.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Market rate only (or even market rate first, other stuff later) solutions to our housing problems aren't leftist solutions.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 05/10/2026
some questions you can ask to evaluate a new "public bathroom" 1. can a child use it without an adult? 2. can you use it at night? 3. can a disabled person use it? 4. is it owned by a vendor? 5. does it require technology? 6. are people being paid to clean it?
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 05/10/2026
i behold public bathrooms all the time at parks and libraries and train stations, they just aren't open. chicago needs to open the actual public bathrooms instead of doing whatever the hell this is
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wasn't this the big slam on Biden? Helping people with cash during COVID fucked inflation?
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mai fest is one of the first ones of the year and it's some event company bullshit that I still get tricked into going to because I'm excited to be out on the streets.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To the extent that slop has any utility as a political tool it’s a useful reminder that even politicians who “get it” are fundamentally sick in the head
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Laurie! Live! @laurie-merrell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is why it's vital for me to post constantly. Informing The People
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I definitely didn't realize my co2 cartridges were on the banned list coming here, and forgot to pull them from the seat bag on the bike leaving so..
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I think if it won't make your packed bike exceed weight limits, put it in there. I put my bulky helmet in there too.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I definitely had it in my carry on on the way to Bellingham.
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Undead in Chicago (municipal boundary) @mosermostly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am a Chicago Influencee, Chicago moves everything around me
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure the "build more housing for the upper middle class" urbanists are trying to solve the same housing problems I am.
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madopal @madopal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately, the suggested proposal will be build more housing in those neighborhoods, as if the invisible hand will somehow work with developers.
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madopal @madopal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totally. I still maintain the solution isn't "build more housing there," but "give other neigborhoods the same amenities like walkability, transit, non-suburban retail possibilities." Most of the housing stock and grid support that in Chicago.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I only pressed them a little because I know it's a bad idea, but they said something about Washington cracking down? A bunch of AI generated looking websites say it's totally allowed as a carry on but preferred (???) as checked.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But now you have so much more room for bikes in the bed!
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just saw it and was also jealous.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
TSA in Bellingham says I can't bring a ulock on the plane. TSA website of prohibited items doesn't mention it. Alaska airlines in Bellingham didn't charge me for my bike bag because I asked for a receipt and they didn't have a printer, so I checked my other bag with the lock.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's in Bellingham, maybe they snuck it in from Canada?
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh it's just a random one I found, not mine.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A truck to make bluesky jealous
A Japanese short truck with a bike rack on the front.
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God DAMN does it suck when an influential organization that is ostensibly aligned with your values throws its weight and money behind a self-serving asshole as their chosen electoral prospect, pushing out other potentially values-aligned candidates in favor of their crappy one by sheer gravity
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Dan Hinkel @danhinkel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My work. Judge Walowski is seeking retention following a wave of reversals by the appellate court. In one case, the court reversed a conviction because Walowski forced a defense attorney to proceed to trial as he recovered from a bout with food poisoning bad enough to call for hospitalization.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was nervous flying with my bike so showed up to the airport very early and got checked in and through security, even with an extra bag review by TSA in 15 min. But also got to the airport before the breakfast places were even open.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the people in power wanted buses to be faster than driving they could do that tomorrow and the only reason they don't is because to them the ability for anyone to travel quickly across the city is a threat
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're worried we won't do anything to reign the pedophile party in just because we didn't do anything arter the coup attempt and the opposition party only talks about the price level? Have you tried being less of a Debbie downer?
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How is the story not highlighting that it's one way only???
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had a colleague recommend it to me this weekend and I took a glance and got the ick and then read the Wikipedia and it was confirmed.
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I underestimated the work for this final portion of the project but the conclusion of it is still in sight in the next couple weeks"
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DLS @forensicgarlic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm proud Illinois abolished the death penalty. There's always more work to do.
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