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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And then Jesus took his trident, speared a bunch of screaming souls and roasted them over a burning pit and I was like, pretty cool Jesus. Pretty cool.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ahab’s Irish granda checking in with him at Sunday dinner:
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Old joke dept: Deed poll office. "Hello, I'd like to change my name, please" "What's your current name?" "Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores" "Oof, I don't blame you. What do you want to change it to?" "Hitler Mussolini Rodriguez Flores."
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'll never forget the question being asked to the speed awareness course I was in. "In a 20 zone, what speed are you legally allowed to drive?" The answers came through "26?" "22?" "It depends on the time of day I heard..." Then the answer came. "20. It's 20mph in a 20 zone" Obvious really.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't know who he is but I have to believe it's rage bait. However, there have always been dickhead dads so maybe not.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sister's funeral today. Rain is always appropriate.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How else are you supposed to make a sandwich? Although I usually put mayonnaise on both slices these days.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All timer
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European Greens @europeangreens.eu · 05/10/2026
Our statement on the recent Green Party of England and Wales motion 'Zionism is Racism'. europeangreens.eu/news/egp-pos...
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
uh oh the backlash has started. get back in the horse lads
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A few people debating the Nazi Bar analogy, but I'd just like to point out describing a shul as a Nazi Bar is rancid antisemitism in itself.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let me get my pen.... Go on....
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goody Quent
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn't Infinity War kill half the universe?
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me today.... So glad the weekend is almost here 🫩 Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm. Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC. 📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana
Small translucent amber figurine carved in the shape of a squatting monkey. The figure has a detailed face with expressive eyes and rests its chin on its hands, appearing thoughtful. It sits atop a rectangular platform supported by four rounded, balloon-like legs.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The new name of beloved brands "Fun People" and "Happy Place", after their merger will be "Cyborg Weaponry Inc".
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ahh, yeah. Mine was six and got told by another kid. 11 is a very decent innings in this cynical age.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This makes me angry on your behalf. What a rude bunch of people.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ed's got a new party trick of saying the name of the interviewer stopping him as he walks past. Did it with some influencer in NYC the other day too.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked this question on WhatsApp and my mate said the EFL could put them where they think it's most appropriate. I haven't fact checked him though. Our WhatsApp has no credentials.
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ahh, what a beautiful autumn evening, sweating profusely and getting a chafing rash between my buttocks. Just like the old days.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh man. My dad would have loved this. Can you go back in time 20 odd years?
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Seen a house covered in Christmas decorations and I've a good mind to call the council.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a failed actor myself I've spent at least 25 years analysing why my face is the wrong sort of ordinary.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bugger, I didn't repost it, but because it was shared by people I admire I didn't even question it when I saw it.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Incredible!
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been years but don't they walk from Dover to Nottingham in a day?
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Six o clock....
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Think it was John Mulaney who did a bit at an awards show in recently saying editors are the real directors and they're mostly all women.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just ate some delicious braised chicken. I shall enter the library of embarrassment next.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's base our entire business model on preconceived ideas about the British climate. Now to take a big swig of coffee and check the weather reports....
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The microwave at Carmarthen cop shop got stuck on defrost.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not the point but that aircraft marshall reminds me of someone.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'This green smoothie isn't very green this morning' I think to myself before realising I forgot to put anything green in it.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah! Well, good luck! Glad it's getting out there after all the nonsense with the last lot.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If this means we're getting a new book then yay
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quick and simple. A short email written in your own tone of voice. Takes 30 seconds and there could be a large number of them by lunchtime.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know how you all do it. There's something in the news which is really relevant to me and my opinion on it comes from personal experience, but I'm fucked if I'm weighing in on it. Even one disagreement would ruin my day.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Phil Collins is fucking awful though
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gift or not, Gladys is cautious.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's the single funniest scene in Sitcom history?
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ALT: Bottom Gas
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does this mean my original is a collector's item?
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Int. Bedroom. Day NATE GOLDMAN is innocently listening to music...
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You actually get the sense of what it would be like to see these animals alive from this. You connect with what the artist saw.
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone know why if you ask a smart speaker to play an incredibly famous song it will select a cover version by some twat you've never heard of? Or a live recording from the original artist but when they were 65 and had a voice like broken glass?
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same age. 97-01 was pretty good
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FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just created some jobs. I'd give it a few minutes.
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Adam_Y @modernistpunk.com · 19/09/2026
My liege...
A screen grab of the BBC with the subtitles "the duke and duchess of sausage" and a picture of harry and Megan.
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