Reposted by FollyDodgerDr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ahab’s Irish granda checking in with him at Sunday dinner: 212224
Reposted by FollyDodgerNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Old joke dept: Deed poll office. "Hello, I'd like to change my name, please" "What's your current name?" "Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores" "Oof, I don't blame you. What do you want to change it to?" "Hitler Mussolini Rodriguez Flores." 0215
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'll never forget the question being asked to the speed awareness course I was in. "In a 20 zone, what speed are you legally allowed to drive?" The answers came through "26?" "22?" "It depends on the time of day I heard..." Then the answer came. "20. It's 20mph in a 20 zone" Obvious really. 010
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Don't know who he is but I have to believe it's rage bait. However, there have always been dickhead dads so maybe not. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sister's funeral today. Rain is always appropriate. 000
Reposted by FollyDodgerEuropean Greens @europeangreens.eu · 05/10/2026Our statement on the recent Green Party of England and Wales motion 'Zionism is Racism'. europeangreens.eu/news/egp-pos... 53387135
Reposted by FollyDodgerKirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026uh oh the backlash has started. get back in the horse lads 0264
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A few people debating the Nazi Bar analogy, but I'd just like to point out describing a shul as a Nazi Bar is rancid antisemitism in itself. 0110
Reposted by FollyDodgerNina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Me today.... So glad the weekend is almost here Etruscan amber pendant in the shape of a monkey, height 4.7 cm. Found in Vetulonia, Italy, dating late 8th/early 7th century BC. 📷 Soprintendenza per i Beni Archeologici della Toscana 5381106
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The new name of beloved brands "Fun People" and "Happy Place", after their merger will be "Cyborg Weaponry Inc". 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ed's got a new party trick of saying the name of the interviewer stopping him as he walks past. Did it with some influencer in NYC the other day too. 000
Reposted by FollyDodgerJon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Paddling (canoeing) across Windermere today, into the teeth of a pretty stiff Force 3 wind - lumpy, and just this side of whitecaps - I came across a swimming squirrel, looking very stressed. Not a planned swim, I'm guessing. It was 300m to either shore, so I'm not sure s/he was going to be okay. 617867
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ahh, what a beautiful autumn evening, sweating profusely and getting a chafing rash between my buttocks. Just like the old days. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Seen a house covered in Christmas decorations and I've a good mind to call the council. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's base our entire business model on preconceived ideas about the British climate. Now to take a big swig of coffee and check the weather reports.... 000
Reposted by FollyDodgerFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The microwave at Carmarthen cop shop got stuck on defrost. 1112
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not the point but that aircraft marshall reminds me of someone. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026'This green smoothie isn't very green this morning' I think to myself before realising I forgot to put anything green in it. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Quick and simple. A short email written in your own tone of voice. Takes 30 seconds and there could be a large number of them by lunchtime. 010
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't know how you all do it. There's something in the news which is really relevant to me and my opinion on it comes from personal experience, but I'm fucked if I'm weighing in on it. Even one disagreement would ruin my day. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What's the single funniest scene in Sitcom history?static.klipy.comBottom GasALT: Bottom Gas 052
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You actually get the sense of what it would be like to see these animals alive from this. You connect with what the artist saw. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Does anyone know why if you ask a smart speaker to play an incredibly famous song it will select a cover version by some twat you've never heard of? Or a live recording from the original artist but when they were 65 and had a voice like broken glass? 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just created some jobs. I'd give it a few minutes. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Watched Hunt for the Wilderpeople with my soon to be 10 year old tonight. She loved it. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They say the secret to acting is reacting. But have you ever considered the concept of "pre-acting"? 010
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Sorry, can I put you on hold?" *Farts like the guns on the Bismark "Thank you, let's just circle back to the budget..." 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The only thing I've learned this morning is that you can still do 50+ long threads if there's a sex cult in it. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Proposal: Car horns should be connected to men's testicles and administer a shock when used. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BBC News - Village votes to leave UK over asylum housing plan www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For one of my history essays I printed out a section from an encyclopedia CD ROM (this was 1995/96), tipp-exed out the references to other articles and photocopied it. Handed it in and got a C. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When Che Guevara realises there's a piss taker in fancy dress behind him he's not going to be able to concentrate. 000
Reposted by FollyDodgerBrian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Skellig Rock, south-west Ireland, home of Europe's second largest Gannet colony, photo by George Karbus, Czech-born photographer. 210915
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What's the word for when you ask a specific question to understand something and the person you're asking gets confused and replies with their own series of oblique questions which you can't answer because the answer to the question you asked in the first place was the missing piece of the jigsaw? 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is it bad that I'm appreciating the Sirens music from The Odyssey more on people's Instagram stories than I did in the cinema? 000
Reposted by FollyDodgerPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right). 187165495089
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about polls. They're very interesting but I'm concerned about the idea that some alarmingly authoritarian ideas might be very popular. I don't know where the line is between being a, what, majority fundamentalist or a patrician is and what the best way forward is. 100
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 08/09/20265000 likes now. Totally piggybacking off the success of the OP, but still. Feel like Icarus. 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A throwaway comment I made on a popular Instagram page has proved very popular with the residents there and the likes are popping off like kernels in the microwave. Which leads me to realise Bluesky, I'm not the problem... It's you! 120
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Grace Jones' judo scene in a View to a Kill. Great heavens!! 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Fave films of each year of year 2000s* 2000: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2001: Sexy Beast 2002: Adaptation 2003: Finding Nemo 2004: The Incredibles 2005: The Beat that my Heart Skipped 2006: The Wind that Shakes the Barely 2007: Ratatouille 2008: Hunger 2009: Up *Impulse choices 100
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My recent top 3. W.B. Yeats Ramble Inn The Blackstock 000
FollyDodger @follydodger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wordle 1,902 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩static.klipy.comSkeletor Success YeahALT: Skeletor Success Yeah 120
