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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A poem, by me. A mystery of life A puzzle, a riddle When it’s pissing it down Why puddle not piddle? ©️Flups

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That’s because I never come into contact with Satan’s Soap Arse Herb™️.

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Carnivorous wasps are not something I wish to deal with right now. Or indeed ever.

It’s tendon inflammation. It gets really painful if I have overused my thumbs (easy). Getting old is horseshit x

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People are just the worst. That said, I did meet the loveliest lady today who restored my faith a little x

THINGS I HAVE CALLED A MASSIVE BASTARD SO FAR THIS WEEK. 1. Wasps who were gorging on a freshly decapitated pigeon. 2. A glass which refused to stand up in the dishwasher. 3. My thumbs (I have De Quervain's Tenosynovitis) 4. The wooden coat hanger which I dropped onto my toe. 5. People.

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Good idea. Although I always smell like flowers and clean washing with just a hint of bitterness x

Thank you, sweetheart xx

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It’s been a trying couple of months but I’m still plodding on. Onward, as they say xx

And likewise, my love. It’s been a very trying few months xx

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Hello, my love! How are you? You should sell a range of bloomers with unmotivational (real word) quotes across the buttock area. I’d definitely buy several pairs xx

Only just. You have far more energy, enthusiasm and mojo than me though 😄 x

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I plan to have these words printed on a t-shirt which I shall then wear forevermore.

A waxwork model as seen in Bygones Victorian Museum, Torquay next to a sign saying “I am very old and delicate, please do not touch me”.

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Thank you for believing that I put that much effort into it.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Thanks, sweetheart. I’ll keep you updated xx

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If Midge Ure married Keith Sweat, divorced him to marry Mr. T., divorced him to marry Ed Balls, divorced him to marry June Sarpong then divorced her to marry Sheila E. he’d be Mr. Ure Sweat T. Balls Sarpong E.

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The blumming rollercoaster needs to go through a tunnel full of money and luck x

I’ll be about when I can 😊

Plodding on, as they say. Hope all is good with you 😊

Hello, my lovely. How are you? I’m not too bad 😊 x

Yes. I’ve been tracking a secret agent from Belarus who only works at Christmas. He’s a Minsk Spy. I mean no, of course not.

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I’ve been on a secret mission which I’m not able to talk about…bugger.

Plodding on, as they say. How’s you?

Hello, my lovely ☺️ x

I’m not too bad, thank you, sweetheart. Nothing a big lottery win wouldn’t fix 😊 x

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Hello, my love! How are you? x

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

MUSIC FACT OF THE DAY. Jay-Z is short for Jalfrezi.

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Fantastic image of this evening’s ‘Turtley Clips’.

Hair clips in the shape of turtles. The actual eclipse was a bit rubbish. I haven’t been this disappointed since they stopped making ready salted Discos.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Thank you so much! 😊

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

And now…a ‘joke’. Which airline does Julius Caesar fly with? JET 2, BRUTE… *coughs*

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Aggressive Tom Cat is my stripper name. You must NEVER remove my scent! I LOVE YOU xxx

Flups @flups.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hello, my lovely. How are you? Myself and The Feral Loin Fruit™️ are currently holidaying in that Devon. The weather is just glorious and I’ve even paddled in the sea today 😊 x

Beautiful blue sky and fabulous clear sea in Devon.

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Thank you, sweetheart. You are incredibly kind and it means a lot 🥹 x

Hello, my love. Also, ewwwwwww! X

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I’m not sure about ‘normal’…

Hello, my lovely! How are you? Just needed a small step away from it all for a little while. Sending you a big hug, it’s lovely to ‘see’ you 😊 x

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