Flups @flups.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And now the first in a series I’m calling ‘Idiot Insects In A Light Source’. The spider is alive and has now been rehoused. The fly received a fitting funeral (it went in the bin). 2350
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Excuse me shopkeep, where are the Oozy’s?” “Aisle B, back…” 107711
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I plan to have these words printed on a t-shirt which I shall then wear forevermore. 9711
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Hello, my lovely. How are you? Myself and The Feral Loin Fruit™️ are currently holidaying in that Devon. The weather is just glorious and I’ve even paddled in the sea today 😊 x 140
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 11/07/2026SEE? I TOLD YOU C*RIANDER WAS EVIL! Plus explosive diarrhoea is incredibly difficult to contain as it goes everywhere. Why these experts wish to keep runny bum fudge in containers is beyond me. 13381
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 06/06/2026What’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your slice of haunted dog cake. 6708
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Surely this quote should say “I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna…”? 1373
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I am NOT enjoying this utter horseshit which is currently happening above me. 13330
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 25/05/2026After fifty three years on this planet, yesterday I attended my first festival and had the BEST time! 10cc were utterly amazing, Ricky Wilson’s Fabulous Adjustable Band were brilliant and Alex James’ classical Britpop ended the whole day perfectly. A much needed escape from reality #FarmFest 4714
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 20/05/2026"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?” 17472
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Bloody hell! What a huge coincidence! I was there too today! 110
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I visited Waddesdon Manor today and saw a statue depicting the first ever selfie being taken. 1233031
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Yungdaught’s first attempt at banana bread. I might have to accidentally fall face first onto a slice any second now. 8940
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Very disappointed to open the box to find just some sticks and no ice cream. Also, yes, it does although not as well as glue. 4241
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Utterly ridiculous to make a blanket out of hot chocolate. It would just melt and make you look like you’d shit yourself. 8532
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Here you go 😊 This is Monkey having an existential crisis in my tumble dryer. 0221
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Four years ago today, according to Facefook. Still one of my proudest moments #totp 1433
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 16/04/2026What is this? BlueSky? BullShit more like. This kind of irrelevant bollocks should not trigger such extreme anxiety in a fifty three year old mother of five. I really do need to get a life. 10350
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 16/04/2026“Some have told me I'm too 'controversial' to have an athleisure line” 2413
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/04/2026At first glance I thought Pubetin was wearing a pair of those tiny hands you can get from Temu. 4260
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Given that the blue plate looks like a pair of underpants as well as a cartoon ballsack resting on the crisps, is it any wonder that ‘crunchy trumpet mushroom’ is how I shall refer to a penis from now on? 5232
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Presenting the greatest bit of lorry defacing I’ve ever seen. 1716732
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 09/04/2026One pound to go and I’ll have lost six stone since last March! 261660
Flups @flups.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Oh my god, I’ve just realised that Colonel Sanders is a vampire! WHAT THE HELL HAVE I JUST EATEN? 3212