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Florian

@florianjedi.bsky.social
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German. Recovering Star Wars fan. Reader of science-fiction and fantasy, among other things. Runs @jedi-bibliothek.de & @swbooks.info. #starwars #startrek He/him

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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want a time machine so I can show this headline to someone fifteen years ago. We've taken too many wrong turns as a species.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Congratulations, Adam!
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It says Fall 2027. Looking forward to reading it in Spring 2028 then.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Congrats to Adam! Wow!
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did they ever date? Three years of banter, then carbonite, then rescue, and then they married and conceived their fuckwad son right away. The honeymoon aboard that weird starcruiser was probably their first real date, and even that... (No, I'm not over-analysing a kiddie comic, you are.)
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gabriel got this job for his last name
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Imagine Alec Guinness returned from the dead and saw this cover.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Slightly optimistic for 2027's Star Wars
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fabulous! More Claudia YAs are always welcome.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Interesting change in design. I can see the vision, and after the excellent books 1 and 2, this is definitely a must read.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And there it is! Looks fantastic, and I'll definitely be reading.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Waiting for Inkstone to ship my order of this one!
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wake up, new reaction pic just dropped
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
(I find this crossover to be scarier than that fluffy Vader MG novel)
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just putting it out there, we don't have to buy this. Let it bomb harder than a letter from Ted Kaczynski.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#SheevShits
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aside from Fall of Kylo Ren, this is the one Marvel project I have hopes for. Let's bring it on.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just waiting for the book(s) we've all seen listed on Amazon to be revealed! :)
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 05/10/2026
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Zwei Bäume auf einer Wiese. Linker Baum (kahl): "Dass die Blätter ausfallen braucht dir nicht peinlich sein.". Rechter Baum (mit Strickmütze): "Die Mütze is nur ein modisches Accessoire!"
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 05/10/2026
Hello hello! A little prelude to me appearing at the Stuttgart Comic Con next month, my interview with @megdowell.com is in this month's official German Star Wars magazine. Meister des Bösen does have a certain ring to it...
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glad the team sent you a copy! We're looking forward to hosting you.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I watched the Bucket & Frog blu-ray and there is definitely now a new least favourite Star Wars movie for me. Why this film was made beats me, honestly.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am smart enough not to answer. 😅🤣
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy #digitalindependenceday #DIDit
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dipping my toes into Linux on an old, crappy laptop. Let's see if I can bring it back to serviceable life.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guess they've got to fix that result, huh
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well I'm about to throw a shape
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aurra!? In a Han and Chewie story? That doesn't track...
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And now, somehow, I am ready to see it again on the big screen, yearning for simpler times.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then, 42 years later...
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Star Wars: Now There Are Two Of Them Meme
ALT: Star Wars: Now There Are Two Of Them Meme
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(It used to be the one I couldn't stand watching.)
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can't wait to have it here!
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Apparently more than one outlet has been doing the bizarre "interview AI generated actor Tilly Norwood" thing and on Piers Morgan it glitches out and starts speaking Chinese. I promise its much, much funnier than it sounds.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ich zitiere mal ein gewisses Känguru, das einen gewissen Parteitag infiltrierte: "Lieber Wind vom Deich als Öl vom Scheich."
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The truest sign of the apocalypse
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing bad has ever happened in Europe from a failed potato crop.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amazingly, this appears to be real. Oof.
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Justina Ireland @justinaireland.com · 17/09/2026
A few folks have messaged me asking about the Mace Windu graphic novel and as far as I know it’s been cancelled. Sad face. Luckily, friends, I have some upcoming surprises for you from the galaxy far, far away. 🤐 But also:
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Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
ALT: Al Pacino: Just When I Thought I Was Out
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A screenshot of an interaction on X (formerly Twitter).

At the top, Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) quote-tweets a post from Pop Base (@PopBase) that reads: "Apple introduces the foldable iPhone Duo. #AppleEvent", accompanied by two images showing a foldable smartphone. Merriam-Webster adds the caption: "Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828."

Below, user hanaa (@hanasaitoo) replies: "umm who are you??? like genuinely?? ppl dont even know yall so how can we know for sure what you are talking aboutt".

At the bottom, Merriam-Webster replies to hanaa with: "Open the schools."
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This has to be the most beautiful song I've heard in a long time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpEv...
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SCHANDMAUL - Zwei Raben (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Norm Macdonald at the Weekend Update desk with a superimposed image of DUH magazine behind him.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Damn. Yeah 12.5 is the statistical average for somebody who guesses everything.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
28/50 I'll accept it
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This time they're extra difficult. I'd say no real fan preoccupies themself with knowing that shit. 🤣 /s
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jan will probably do fine.
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Star Wars Kylo Ren
ALT: Star Wars Kylo Ren
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Ralph Ruthe @ruthe.de · 06/09/2026
Jetzt erst recht.
DANKE an alle in Sachsen-Anhalt und ganz Deutschland, die sich in den letzten Wochen und Monaten so sehr eingesetzt haben. Die gekämpft haben für Vernunft und Fakten. An alle, die auf den Straßen waren für Vielfalt und Toleranz. An alle, die den Austausch gesucht haben und Menschen geduldig und sachlich über die Ziele der Rechtsextremen aufgeklärt haben. An alle, die ihre Zeit, Empathie und ihren Verstand investiert haben, um das Richtige zu tun.  Nur Liebe für euch! 
Und Herr Bundeskanzler: Schämen Sie sich. Ihre "Politik" hat uns mit an diesen Punkt gebracht.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
28/50. I used to be better at those, damn.
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The metaverse is real
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Florian @florianjedi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let's DM
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