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Faux, Esq.

@floofiestfaux.bsky.social
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| Writer | Author | Fursuiter | Numismatist | Jeweler | PM Friendly | Telegram: @Fauxhammer

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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This ring, it is precious to me. My...precious.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Got a lovely surprise today: a $400 import duty bill on a gold ring from New Zealand...turns out I got slapped with an extra 15% country-based duty on top of the 5.5% duty on imported gold jewelry. I absolutely fucking detest the current administration's inability to understand basic economics.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Just got a look at this brand-new teaser for the Dot Knot segment in the Fair Game anthology, which will be animated by @MacheNSFW (on Twitter/X) and written by me. Check out the full project or support the anthology here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A little preview at Dot Knot in motion! ✨ Here’s a sneak GIF from the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s part of the Fair Game animated anthology. You can check the project out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s the poster for Dot Knot, the skit I’m writing for @MacheNSFW’s segment in Fair Game. I’m really excited to be part of this, and the other writers and animators on the crew are doing incredible work. Check it out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Proud to share that I’ll be the writer of the “Dot Knot” skit, brought to life by the talented @Mache_Art. If you’d like to see the project Fenris Media has been building—and maybe throw your support behind it—here’s the link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bew...
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Welcome to the games... Announcement coming next week~ #fairgame2026film
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May Wilde @marlow.dog · 09/11/2025
Widdwe puppy doing big eepies. Super duper cozy piece by @wenbunbun.bsky.social 💜💜
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you want a lesson to take away from the past few days: we are now living under an authoritarian regime where you need to be extremely careful what you say on public-facing platforms. Remember, you don't actually have rights, and the Constitution is a piece of parchment that will not protect you.
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The police will call you about photos you post to private chats. They will do this almost immediately, it seems www.kenklippenstein.com/p/charlie-ki...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I’m thrilled to make an appearance in the latest episode of “SpongeBob SquarePants” (I play I.M. Poster, the pirate who sings the slightly altered theme song in “Bizarro Bottom”)!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The Golden Age
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2025
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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kat cosgrove @kat.lol · 10/09/2025
I love you, please don't accidentally fedpost, have fun
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2025
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Regarding recent events, as an attorney, I would advise everyone to be very careful what you post on public-facing social media in this current political environment. I imagine that things are going to get really ugly if Charlie Kirk is in fact dead.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Here’s my handsome snippet of the cover art for The Wideness of the World, an upcoming anthology from @tfpublishing.bsky.social. Inside, you’ll find my story “The King’s Emissary” — a tale of intrigue, diplomacy, and dangerous desires set in Safavid Persia. I can’t wait for y'all to read it! 🥰
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Feve @brizunzies.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Lazy log time :3 You can only get this sticker by joining my sticker club here<3 ko-fi.com/faunartin/ti...
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Me after saying I wasn't gonna buy any more books for a while
Illustration of a squirrel carrying a pile of books, walking towards a tree hollow full of books.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/06/2025
This would've been a daily stormer thread a decade ago. Neo-nazi conspiracy theories are mainstream now.
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November. Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done. My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it. I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Every time I see someone attempting to justify federal agents acting in a capricious and tyrannical manner against citizens by weaponizing the phrase "no one is above the law," I'm reminded of this quote from Peru's former authorarian ruler.
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Silverfox @silverfox5213.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ancient unboxing
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Daily bunny no.2982 is scattered to the winds
A floofy white bunny blows on a bunch of dandelion seeds, which blow away in the wind. It is a crisp summer day. The dandelion seeds are also very small bunnies, like puffballs with ears
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
The fact that Shiloh Hendrix—an unabashed racist with no qualms about hurling racial slurs at young children on a fucking playground—has earned a little over three-and-a-half times my annual salary in less than two days as a reward for being a monstrous racist makes me just...
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a man is holding a white pillow in his mouth
ALT: a man is holding a white pillow in his mouth
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Easter fursuiting pics! 🥰
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Silvi 💙 @silvixen.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Rabbit enough for you?
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The US Director of National Intelligence is retweeting a far-right conspiracy theorist based in Malaysia.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Bought this beautiful brooch today from a scrap jewelry dealer! It's 18k gold with rubies and diamonds and I believe it was made in the 1950s. 💎
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Valk's Pouch @valkspouch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey all, im just gonna say this. For the next four years SHUT THE FUCK UP. Not everything you think needs to be online. Have a filter and let your inside thoughts be inside thoughts. What you say can bite you in the ass. Keep yourself safe. Keep your friends safe. Keep your community safe
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Went out for Christmas brunch at the Ritz-Carlton with my parents and @auggiewoggie.bsky.social!
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Put up our Christmas tree with @auggiewoggie.bsky.social !
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Ron Iver @ronnui.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My financial advisor: Your investments are... unwise Me: First of all vagazzling was supposed to be a lot bigger. Vagazzling was supposed to be a cultural game changer.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
buy the ticket ride the ride buddy
a screenshot of NYT live reporting which says "Johnson said he has 'begged and pleaded' with Trump to stop poaching House Republicans to protect the majority"
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Got this little pile of jewelry at an estate sale on Saturday for a grand total of $52. All sterling silver except for two pieces of 14k gold! 😀
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Dobes Crusher @dobescrusher.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Really grateful for the response so far. If you bought or contributed to the zine, feel free to leave a comment on the itch page too- that gives an boost in the site's algorithm
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
I'm so excited that another issue of this ongoing 'zine series dropped last night! You can read my M/M erotica piece "Lord of the Apocalypse" inside! It includes some fabulous sex from the perspective of a bottom based on my recent experiences. ;3 Buy here: dobescrusher.itch.io/wolvesgay-af...
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Wolves.Gay After Dark II by Dobes Crusher
an erotic lgbt zine about wolves
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msypsm @msypsm.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
it's finally out!! dobescrusher.itch.io
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Dobes Crusher
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
The kind of people who have to post "please don't end friendships over political differences" will freely disclose the most dogshit political beliefs ever the second they drop the mask and decide to be honest with their friends, lol.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I bet $500 on Harris winning the popular vote, so y'all better not let me down. ;3
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Bookshop! Comm piece!
Cheetah outside book shop, reading. Books piled up around him
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I went and did the thing!
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🍉Auggie🍉 @auggiewoggie.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'm weirdly proud of this pumpkin I painted. Idk how I managed it.
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Many of these individuals, particularly artists, are already feeling immensely unstable when it comes to their livelihoods because Patreon has already made it clear where they stand, unintentionally turning it into a *moral* issue additionally www.404media.co/adult-baby-d...
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‘The Community Is Scrambling:’ Patreon Banned a Ton of 'Adult Baby/Diaper Lover' Furries
Patreon told creators that their accounts were banned for sexualizing minors, which members of the AB/DL community say is unfair and untrue — and throws many of them into real financial hardship.
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Cadence “Not A Coffee Civet” Andrysiak @supportourpoops.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
You are indeed a whole person, however you occupy a position of great institutional power within this space, and have so far abetted in putting the livelihoods of tens of independent artists at further risk of financial insolvency. This does not negate your feelings, but provides context to actions.
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Faux, Esq. @floofiestfaux.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
@auggiewoggie.bsky.social got me a lovely sterling silver feature hallmark ring for my birthday! It's so shiny.✨️
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