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Float

@floatoverblow.com
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39yo, AS chemical tech/terrible skater/maker of odd music/omninerd/the bad kind of furry that's into that stuff (mostly memes, maybe occasional demi 18+ nsfw repost) I run a website, it does not have ads or make me money, I do it for fun floatoverblow.com

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/09/2026
Serious question because I have never encountered this outside of fan wikis specifically, when did it become a thing for these to constantly write in past-tense? It's annoying as shit when the setting has things that actually no longer exist, especially TTRPGs with things before any campaign events.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/09/2026
pain is pain entering the body
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Akatan 🔜EF @akatan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a Hug (1/3)
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 10/09/2026
New pet peeve is people bringing up horrible things a type of animal supposedly does in a conversation about cute animals. First of all good, second you are worse than them. They're a fucking otter. You *chose*, with sapience and socialization(?), to attempt to suck the joy out of people's lives.
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ ACFI, BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jelly belly sign going to our table at furry migration!
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 30/08/2026
What I hate about funding being fucked for NWS isn't that I don't know if I might have a tornado camping, it's people who never actually paid attention to how accurate weather forecasts have become getting their permanently locked-in model of how it goes from the 1960s validated even further.
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laser 🍩 paints @laserpaints.com · 17/08/2026
birds for some reason
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m giving Lydia Crocodilearms, forensic accountant, a nemesis. Her name is Emily Eelhands and she commits so much check fraud.
A woman with eels for hands captioned “you make me eel like a natural woman”
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?” Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes. (WIP process in comments)
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/07/2026
here's that third brain cell you ordered
viral tyler the creater cyberbulling twitter post edited to say "hahahahahahaha how the fuck is being mad at babyfur panels happening real, just walk away from the panel like just don't go haha"
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 29/06/2026
Man, why can't skinny people be skinny quietly? always have to go "woah 300 calories!" when they go out of their way to look at a label on a cookie and like yeah it's a fucken cookie! What did you expect? Do you want a medal for being heart healthy? Go eat consciously
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 23/06/2026
Oversexualization implies the existence of undersexualization which is people seeing things as not only not sexualized but morally wrong that it isn't somehow
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The Evansville Press, April 10,1916
MY CARD.
MR. GEO. PUSHEM, EFFICIENCY EXPERT. 

AND STAY OUT!
I HAVE NO USE FOR THE SHARP BOYS THAT GO AROUND SHOWING EMPLOYERS HOW THEY CAN KILL OFF THEIR HELP QUICKER BY
SHIFTING TUO MEN'S WORK
ONTO ONE!!!
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Filbi (they/them) @filbi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Superman by Alex Toth
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/06/2026
oh, yeah, y'know, no thanks? I'd rather stop using the internet entirely than be subject to the laws and surveillance of puritans in a state I can't fucking vote in.
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Alex M-O | Wishlist Rune Fencer Illyia! @amodev.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i created this meme like 4 years ago on twitter and it went super viral and i think i got like 20 death threats. that's how you know i was cooking with this one
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 13/06/2026
World where you get in a hole in the shopping cart and put your groceries around you and
theyre in there theyre in the shop cart there's no groceries though :( I didn't want to keep using Gimp it's been a long day if I'm being honest.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player biting an apple. The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.
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Etherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Our feature artist for today is @miyuliart with this great page on EYES in PROFILE and from 3/4 BEHIND! Great tips to help with these tricky angles! #gamedev #animationdev #characterdesign #ComicArt
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 06/06/2026
Man my pharmacy isn't open today like it's always been, "The Universe You Can't Get Your Meds On Saturday" better be a good one 😤
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Puppy creature
Drawing of a puppy creature with the caption; "Be a freak be a weirdo"
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 03/06/2026
Astronomers Announce Incredibly Rare 'Charcuterie Moon,' Plus Where to See That Thang --- "In the sky dunmy." - a researcher "Yum!" - another added
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 30/05/2026
As president, I will take away every person's driver's license. No one gets to drive. Now, you may begin, shocked, "But Mr. President Elect-" To which I will interrupt fuck you, use your fucking signals and stop driving yourself to fucking bars en-masse every friday night.
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This dog perfectly captures my vibe at work this month and I blame Arsenal for that (but also love Arsenal for that, don't stop now, one more) 🔴⚪
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Drawfee Show @drawfeeshow.com · 28/05/2026
New episode! We drew the drivers of the weirdest Hot Wheels cars we could find! Why did they make a toilet car??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMI...
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Drawing the Drivers of the Weirdest Hot Wheels We Could Find
YouTube video by Drawfee Show
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 26/05/2026
AI preys on our culture's feeling that authentic art only comes from talent and a self-destructive degree of dedication. It's presented as a cheat code to be a 'real artist.' People attacking ai artists using the messaging that they're talentless (whatever that means) are only feeding that.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Θ∆ Submissive and Feedable Θ∆ @redteef.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Also totally random aside that like one follower will care about, but if you're a nerd like me and wanna get better at assembly, check this out. An online x86-64 assembler that gives you full visibility into the registers and stack memory live as you write/step, and works great. app.x64.halb.it
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X86-64 playground
An online assembly editor and debugger for the x86-64 architecture. The quickest way to run, debug, and share assembly snippets for a wide range of amd64 assemblers - GNU binutils, Fasm, Nasm
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 13/05/2026
Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 13/05/2026
Ome musy imagine sisyp h us ntot super stoked about what he's doing forever. Cause that's what the whole myth is about, it's sort of implied, and seems reasonable.
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alex krokus @alexkrokus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
thinking about this old ass comic about my old ass hands again
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 03/05/2026
gimmick account that just repeats other people's skeets twice in a higher pitched font and then adds a laugh like those recorder toys from the 90s
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Routine change
Comic about a puppy who's routine has changed. The puppy says; "My routine has changed unexpectedly but that's okay I'll adapt" while the second panel shows inside the puppy's mind with smaller puppies saying; "okay everyone let's freak out and trigger an immune response"
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 01/05/2026
I love telling my dog to "use your words" when he gets squeaky and whines lmao dogs don't know words
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 27/04/2026
I know our math curriculum does some speed/time/distance formula stuff pretty much standard, but it might really help cyclists if the emphasis were on just how miniscule their tangible impact on drivers is.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
its unfortunate that artists get talked out of their rare perspectives so often. ‘its just not done that way’ someone says and artist goes ‘oh okay guess ill sand that part off.’ bud that is your SPARK. so much of my success is from holding firm on the things i do that were called ridiculous
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
When you come home from work after a shitty day, and you're greeted like this . 😍
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded. “This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.” www.advocate.com/politics/nat...
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Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’
Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 18/04/2026
There is something fascinating in the fact that I can write a heartfelt lyric about grief, and it will be transformed into trash putting it into Suno. Just touching it to AI desecrates art into apocrypha. It doesn't make sense and I want that to be acknowledged, we don't have to lose these things.
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.”
― Edgar Mitchell

Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface.
The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region.
In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 31/03/2026
RA is such fucking bullshit. Body's like "Good morning, hey, something's off here, let me just make it feel like someone beat on your left arm, wrist, and knuckles with a 2x4 real quick, hmm yeah you should also feel like you have the flu, brain won't work, alright that should do it you're welcome🥰"
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kabona @dilfosaur.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
misc #trigun doodles
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
for those favoured by authority, to be denied entry into the halls of power is treated as a kind of death. for the rest of us, they can't muster the same kind of concern for our *literal deaths*
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
one of my favorite things when buckaroos do bad things is we are given opportunity to find grace. it is a loaded word because there are religious connotations but as a non religious buckaroo i find the concept so powerful: not just forgiveness but grace. thankful for those moments when they come
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 16/03/2026
An image of people showing their hands to the camera including Mr. Korn, Limp Bisquit, Mark Ruffalo, and that one actor from Charmed, thereby proving they are not AI generated.
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