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@floatoverblow.com
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39yo, AS chemical tech/terrible skater/maker of odd music/omninerd/the bad kind of furry that's into that stuff (mostly memes, maybe occasional demi 18+ nsfw repost) I run a website, it does not have ads or make me money, I do it for fun floatoverblow.com

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Float @floatoverblow.com · 1h
No appointments available, please die, or select a doctor that will be visibly offended you're not one of their regular patients
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 03/10/2026
That's his name innit?
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 30/09/2026
As a writer you have to be relatable to your audience
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 29/09/2026
No one is inviting you to be a dickbag, anonymous or not. Ever, anywhere.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 26/09/2026
I kinda had this my whole life before developing rheumatoid arthritis, might be something totally different but I feel like I gotta say just in case. Then I started getting fucking *exhausted* and inflammation everywhere going into my 30s like the most boring witch's curse.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 25/09/2026
damn that's a good cat
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 23/09/2026
floatoverblow.com/wp/wp-conten... original link was broken whoops
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3D Figure
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 23/09/2026
qwen over here solving a goddam millenial prize on my 5060
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 22/09/2026
Listen
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 22/09/2026
Data centers.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 20/09/2026
Like what happened to the Patriot Act after Bush, right? ICE and the rest of the DHS? Wait, those are vital institutions because Unity. Dems will continue to strategize themselves out of existence chasing after a single imaginary swing voter in Ohio. I would *love* to be wrong.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/09/2026
Sorry I don't fit your aesthetic or whatever the fuck is your problem but this is by definition you losing to fascists.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/09/2026
Serious question because I have never encountered this outside of fan wikis specifically, when did it become a thing for these to constantly write in past-tense? It's annoying as shit when the setting has things that actually no longer exist, especially TTRPGs with things before any campaign events.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 18/09/2026
Like a cinderblock. They could do nothing, just sit there, with a tie painted on maybe, and they'd win.
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/09/2026
pain is pain entering the body
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 17/09/2026
Nuh uh. That's a weird live-action for kids on ice knock off that goes on tour and disappears after three events. Nope.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 15/09/2026
Before AI you could absolutely expect something like this to stand out on its own and that's something valuable we lost. People *should* be able to make money off simple ideas done well, this is *not* normal or reasonable to have to expect.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 14/09/2026
I think this is beaten into people, unfortunately. The fear of being wrong has to come from somewhere, there's this belief system centered around talent that everyone else is born with all the knowledge they have and they're the imposter that's had to learn, and learning is exhausting because of it.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 12/09/2026
oh shit it all makes sense
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 11/09/2026
"See something, say something," right? I see a cowardly little fascist regurgitating togetherness-virtue to goodthink an event a bunch of scared old sheltered white men gave up the first and fourth amendment for on our behalf.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 11/09/2026
That's not what I remember. I remember a *massive* wave of propaganda that told me I had to give up my rights. I remember people being murdered for wearing turbans. Don't fucking tell me that's what we're "missing" because it's still kept going, here you are white-washing it.
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Akatan 🔜EF @akatan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just a Hug (1/3)
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 10/09/2026
The fuck do these people expect anyone to do about it? Trauma therapy for all the stoats? Extermination campaign? What does it add to my life to think about this when I've posted a funny little wildlife video or photo in a group chat?
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 10/09/2026
New pet peeve is people bringing up horrible things a type of animal supposedly does in a conversation about cute animals. First of all good, second you are worse than them. They're a fucking otter. You *chose*, with sapience and socialization(?), to attempt to suck the joy out of people's lives.
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RayJ ☕️🍰☸️📿@ ACFI, BLFC @theroguez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
jelly belly sign going to our table at furry migration!
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 30/08/2026
What I hate about funding being fucked for NWS isn't that I don't know if I might have a tornado camping, it's people who never actually paid attention to how accurate weather forecasts have become getting their permanently locked-in model of how it goes from the 1960s validated even further.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 26/08/2026
Economy of detail and really recognizable and cute characters, and for content you show a really lovable and relatable awkwardness in your characters that the style really shines in making impactful.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 20/08/2026
This is Serene my kobold kineticist singer (drawn by @panwaffs.bsky.social) if you felt like doing scales randomly :3 she can be nsfw, especially if it's embarrassing and public, and also be made fluffy for no reasonable lore reason
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/08/2026
Seeing this I am convinced my vision will white out and I will lose time eating one of their burgers. I will hunt it down twenty years later in life to find out it was demolished in 1963
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 19/08/2026
They're so close to getting it. So close.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 18/08/2026
100% no parking in bike lanes. Having to merge unexpectedly when there might be other unexpected things like potholes, traffic behind us, blind spots, etc. is -dangerous- in ways that's hard to see or predict as a driver.
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laser 🍩 paints @laserpaints.com · 17/08/2026
birds for some reason
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m giving Lydia Crocodilearms, forensic accountant, a nemesis. Her name is Emily Eelhands and she commits so much check fraud.
A woman with eels for hands captioned “you make me eel like a natural woman”
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 12/08/2026
So predictable lol
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 11/08/2026
Ohhh Good doggie
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 10/08/2026
OP blocked me for this lol, I just thought it was relevant to google having the answer, man, it's too easy to bully AI nerds even accidentally.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 09/08/2026
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 04/08/2026
Kind of like the yachts we subsidize now.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 02/08/2026
Yes.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 02/08/2026
The solar panel that can be unwired and repurposed should under no circumstances be reused as part of a larger array, it shouldn't even be looked at as something to resell on ebay, the part number is probably printed directly on its frame but that's besides the point.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 27/07/2026
Finally! AI can help me keep my own morality from ever changing, when it was already perfect and questioning my own world view could only ever be a worse outcome 😌
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Do Dead Malls Go To Heaven?” Experimented a bit with a new way of detailing the tiles. Kinda like it? This particular piece took a hell of a lot of work. I’d love if you shared the vibes it’s giving off, for research purposes. (WIP process in comments)
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 24/07/2026
Somehow gave a place a character. I never hung out at malls but this is still beautifully nostalgic.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 23/07/2026
To an extent. They can't keep it around forever, so there's still plenty of thrashing, higher demand makes it worse.
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 22/07/2026
here's that third brain cell you ordered
viral tyler the creater cyberbulling twitter post edited to say "hahahahahahaha how the fuck is being mad at babyfur panels happening real, just walk away from the panel like just don't go haha"
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 22/07/2026
Classically nothing better for your mental health than the feeling you're being watched, and judged, constantly.
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 20/07/2026
Yeah!
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Float @floatoverblow.com · 18/07/2026
So, 'yuppie grey'
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