Reposted by Jordan 🦚Gareth Joy @lookoutwales2.bsky.social · 03/10/202619-0 to Wakefield at the break. I’ll be happy for Kammy in the crowd, mind.static.klipy.comCheers GeoffALT: Cheers Geoff 021
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think Warrington being humiliated would be quite funny 010
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Same, I dropped out after a couple of months as it was shit and clearly under-resourced 010
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Alison Wonderland 🌱 🏴 @alliballibee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I sense a Grand Designs classic episode. David Hockney/Mr Tumble and his beret wearing St Trinians partner in their matching glasses and berets build a pair of semi-detached ice cream parlours with a shoestring budget on a questionable finance structure. 171
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I miss when we were applying the term 'democratisation' to things like free open source software that could do what otherwise paid for software did. e.g QGIS Vs Esri products 000
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When me and my wife first started dating she sleep talked: "you can have my eyes" I said "what" and she replied "to make a pie. We're a pie" 020
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894011285
Reposted by Jordan 🦚FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268026331
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) I don't recall saying 'good luck 4) I see you've played knofey spooney bwfore 3) No one's gay for moleman 2) And who can forget rat boy? (said to my cat, Erik, who I now call Rat Boy) 1) Everything's coming up Millhouse 020
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Read this, if you’ve ever run a single marathon - and especially if you haven’t. Imagine running all those marathons and reading article after article saying you made it all up. 612738
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026#LUFC with each of these contract extension announcementsstatic.klipy.comAlan Partridge's Table Extender DemoAlt: Alan Partridge's Table Extender Demo 041
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Peter Hellman @hrhellman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Orimligt att statliga Jernhusen tillåter detta på Stockholm C. ”Ej välkommen om du lever på bidrag/inte lär dig svenska/missköter dig” på dörren mellan plattformar och station. Oacceptabelt med ”reklam” som exkluderar människor från offentliga rum! Och rent utsagt äckligt av SD. 2327286
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Corinne Fowler @corinnefowler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026#JasonArday phoned me a few days ago to talk to someone who knows what media abuse feels like. His untimely death shows why we need part 2 of the Leveson enquiry into media conduct 734692
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 15/08/2026White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing . 11158471558
Reposted by Jordan 🦚flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Every person saying We Must Not Score Political Points means: members of the public should not correctly summarise what we have done. 123757
Reposted by Jordan 🦚flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They learned there are no consequences and no boundaries 236980
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My job involves a lot of advising engineers and infrastructure owners that climate change is going to get a lot worse (right now RCP 8.5 feels optimistic) and getting massively ignored because that would be at odds with the UK infrastructure policy of Minimum Viable Product. Fucking maddening. 000
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Live in 🏴 Born in 🏴 Parents 🏴🏴 Grandparents 🏴🏴🏴🏴 Great gr 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴? Been to 🏴🇮🇪🏴🇧🇪🇧🇻🇩🇰🇫🇮🇸🇪🇨🇭🇨🇵🇨🇾🇨🇿🇩🇪🇪🇦🇪🇪🇬🇷🇭🇷🇱🇻🇲🇨🇳🇱🇵🇹🇷🇺🇺🇲🇻🇦🇹🇷🇭🇺🇲🇦🇲🇹 000
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026They've already been making Batman films for decades off the back of Simon Armitage's "Kid" 001
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Duck and Drake, Victoria and Commercial. Highly recommend The Highland Laddie, but it's a bit out of town 110
Reposted by Jordan 🦚ductiledoubloon.bsky.social @ductiledoubloon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Microsoft is planning to build 3 massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...you.38degrees.org.ukStop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition. 137
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Kermit the Frog has now made more World Cup final appearances than Cristiano Ronaldo 0132
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add yours: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...you.38degrees.org.ukStop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition. 01012
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2 9437961404
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They'll have Paddington Bear out for this build up in a minute 000
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Helen Zaltzman @helenzaltzman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026there still seem to be far too many people who don't know/care that JKR has been funding and promoting anti-trans bigotry for the past several years. It's not a "difference of opinion" - LOOK, she is now even trying to take down Amnesty, for fuck's sake. www.erininthemorning.com/p/terf-activ...erininthemorning.comTERF Activist J.K. Rowling Threatens To Finance Wave Of Attacks On Amnesty International Over Report On Anti-Trans Groups“They have sued organizations into the ground.” 612138
Reposted by Jordan 🦚The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Streisand! STREISAND!! STREISAND EFFECT!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!? 24943
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Emmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...drive.google.comReport_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf 912341156
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class” 394049601
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Rewatching Oppenheimer and being reminded of the fact that Christopher Nolan is incapable of writing sex scenes 000
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Absolutely no difference to the trajectory of the ball from that Kane challenge. Only a penalty when you watch it frame by frame 000
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 05/07/2026Sources have told the Guardian that Trump made three calls to Fifa, starting from Wednesday, to ensure that the change was made and Balogun's one-game ban was suspended. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comTrump lobbied Fifa to lift Folarin Balogun suspension for World Cup game v BelgiumThe US striker was shown red in the team’s last-32 match, but the card and its suspension were thought to not be eligible for appeal. 38297182
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Right then, 1-1 after extra time and lose on penalties I think 000
Reposted by Jordan 🦚maxine, the witch queen 🔪🎃 @maxinee.me · 27/06/20263am, sam matterface is in his hotel room. he writes down another cliche to use in his match tomorrow. he chuckles to himself, says “oh that’s good sammy” and then treats himself to a little tug as a reward. 02911
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Genesis. Both Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins eras. 010
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Newell's Old Boys - English News @newellsoldboys.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"It adds nothing to the sport and takes away a lot. No thought was given to the effect that it could have on why people fall in love with football." Marcelo Bielsa on the hydration breaks at the World Cup and the splitting up of the game into four quarters. 29324
Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Summerville scoring his trademark finish there #NedJap #lufc 110
Reposted by Jordan 🦚Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a 81837334
