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Jordan 🦚

@floatalongfyl.bsky.social
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Interested in photography, records, cooking, brewing and #LUFC Hva' så.

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Alison Wonderland 🌱 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @alliballibee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I sense a Grand Designs classic episode. David Hockney/Mr Tumble and his beret wearing St Trinians partner in their matching glasses and berets build a pair of semi-detached ice cream parlours with a shoestring budget on a questionable finance structure.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I miss when we were applying the term 'democratisation' to things like free open source software that could do what otherwise paid for software did. e.g QGIS Vs Esri products
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) I don't recall saying 'good luck 4) I see you've played knofey spooney bwfore 3) No one's gay for moleman 2) And who can forget rat boy? (said to my cat, Erik, who I now call Rat Boy) 1) Everything's coming up Millhouse
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Read this, if you’ve ever run a single marathon - and especially if you haven’t. Imagine running all those marathons and reading article after article saying you made it all up.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#LUFC with each of these contract extension announcements
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Alan Partridge's Table Extender Demo
Alt: Alan Partridge's Table Extender Demo
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Peter Hellman @hrhellman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Orimligt att statliga Jernhusen tillåter detta på Stockholm C. ”Ej välkommen om du lever på bidrag/inte lär dig svenska/missköter dig” på dörren mellan plattformar och station. Oacceptabelt med ”reklam” som exkluderar människor från offentliga rum! Och rent utsagt äckligt av SD.
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Corinne Fowler @corinnefowler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#JasonArday phoned me a few days ago to talk to someone who knows what media abuse feels like. His untimely death shows why we need part 2 of the Leveson enquiry into media conduct
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
White professor ‘ MattGPT ‘ whose most recent book contained fabricated quotations, non-existent source references, & left ChatGPT URLs accidentally embedded in footnotes is sad about Jason Arday’s death but still wants Arday & all black academia held to higher standards than his own writing .
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every person saying We Must Not Score Political Points means: members of the public should not correctly summarise what we have done.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They learned there are no consequences and no boundaries
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My job involves a lot of advising engineers and infrastructure owners that climate change is going to get a lot worse (right now RCP 8.5 feels optimistic) and getting massively ignored because that would be at odds with the UK infrastructure policy of Minimum Viable Product. Fucking maddening.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jaws V: Man Bites Shark
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
They've already been making Batman films for decades off the back of Simon Armitage's "Kid"
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ductiledoubloon.bsky.social @ductiledoubloon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Microsoft is planning to build 3 massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add your name: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
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Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kermit the Frog has now made more World Cup final appearances than Cristiano Ronaldo
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tom Cruise can get to fuck
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Kitty Dorkling @kittydorkling.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Microsoft is planning to build three massive AI data centres in Leeds. It’ll drain thousands of litres of water from the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop the council's final sign-off, but we need more voices. Add yours: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/pr...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop the Microsoft AI megasite in Leeds!
Microsoft wants to build three huge AI data centres at Skelton Grange. It would drain the River Aire and become the city's biggest carbon emitter. We can still stop it - add your name to the petition.
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just had meeting with kiddo's school. She has been fully supported, treated with full equality & dignity for years. All of that changes from September. Full segregation & humiliation across the board. The school staff cried in the meeting. This will absolutely lead to children's deaths 1/2
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They'll have Paddington Bear out for this build up in a minute
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All Peru Aren't We
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Helen Zaltzman @helenzaltzman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
there still seem to be far too many people who don't know/care that JKR has been funding and promoting anti-trans bigotry for the past several years. It's not a "difference of opinion" - LOOK, she is now even trying to take down Amnesty, for fuck's sake. www.erininthemorning.com/p/terf-activ...
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TERF Activist J.K. Rowling Threatens To Finance Wave Of Attacks On Amnesty International Over Report On Anti-Trans Groups
“They have sued organizations into the ground.”
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Kes
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The Film Canary @thefilmcanary.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Streisand! STREISAND!! STREISAND EFFECT!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!?
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Emmatyville □ feet @scary-lil-emma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...
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Report_-_A_growing_threat__the_anti-rights_movement_in_the_UK_July_2026.pdf
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rewatching Oppenheimer and being reminded of the fact that Christopher Nolan is incapable of writing sex scenes
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Come on England, do it for Steve
Steve Evans during his time as manager of Leeds United. Inexplicably at an empty Elland Road wearing shorts and a sombrero
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Absolutely no difference to the trajectory of the ball from that Kane challenge. Only a penalty when you watch it frame by frame
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 05/07/2026
Sources have told the Guardian that Trump made three calls to Fifa, starting from Wednesday, to ensure that the change was made and Balogun's one-game ban was suspended. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Trump lobbied Fifa to lift Folarin Balogun suspension for World Cup game v Belgium
The US striker was shown red in the team’s last-32 match, but the card and its suspension were thought to not be eligible for appeal.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Right then, 1-1 after extra time and lose on penalties I think
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh dear oh dear
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maxine, the witch queen 🔪🎃 @maxinee.me · 27/06/2026
3am, sam matterface is in his hotel room. he writes down another cliche to use in his match tomorrow. he chuckles to himself, says “oh that’s good sammy” and then treats himself to a little tug as a reward.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Genesis. Both Peter Gabriel and Phil Collins eras.
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Newell's Old Boys - English News @newellsoldboys.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"It adds nothing to the sport and takes away a lot. No thought was given to the effect that it could have on why people fall in love with football." Marcelo Bielsa on the hydration breaks at the World Cup and the splitting up of the game into four quarters.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Summerville scoring his trademark finish there #NedJap #lufc
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a
A guy’s name: Dick Advocaat
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Matty Medlyn @mattymedlyn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Also, this sign at Vienna pride which, honestly, fair.
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
All Bosnia Aren't We? #lufc
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now that's an obituary headline.
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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Bethany~ @picklebee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Oh have the UK police forces embraced too much DEI? (An American term for some reason?) Do you know in the UK 80% of the police officers accused of domestic abuse get to keep their jobs? In fact only 40% of police officers accused of domestic abuse get investigated and only 9% actually go to court?
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Police are so well protected when they handcuff a dying man, their superiors want to blame anti racism guidelines, not their absolute cruelty and fucking idiocy. None of the officers involved should have jobs right now. But we're discussing paperwork they prob haven't even read
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Tony Blair tells Radio 4 that the £257 million his institute has received from a billionaire AI investor has absolutely nothing to with his lobbying for the AI industry
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Jordan 🦚 @floatalongfyl.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Leeds and Everton have the opportunity to do the funniest thing this Sunday
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