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pretty hate machine :: quite NSFW :: he/him

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads

Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X!

See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
it's seriously so funny
Screenshot of a porn video, in the background you can see a television playing The Lego Movie
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just watched a video of a wild bareback orgy and for the entire 35-minute duration, The Lego Movie was playing on their TV
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
uncut guys, this is your moment
Headline that reads "Turn Mac And Cheese Into The Best Side Dish With This Tangy Cheese" under a photo of macaroni and cheese in a bowl
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Based on name alone, if any celebrity were into frotting it would be Alan Tudyk
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
A list of my exes with the best foreskin, call them my Uncut Gems
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wow! Just unfollowed more guys who are still proudly using Twitter! If you are one of them, please let me know so we can part ways.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wow finding so many more people on here still proudly using Twitter! Feel free to let me know if you still are among them.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Associating with fascism for money is STILL fascism! Unfollowed so many people on here tonight for still using Twitter!
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Get the fuck off Twitter, more clicks on your fucking vids and OnlyFans profiles cannot be worth being part of a fascist-coddling, white nationalist machine. You know exactly what it is and if you're still on there you willfully do not care what you're involved in.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
FREE PORN NAME (for a bottom): Dixon Sidmee
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Make a band tasty: Hole
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
working on a script for a buddy cop show about a Scottish guy and an uncut guy called Mac & Cheese
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
not normally what I am into but I saw the cutest twink at the gym today in a little cutoff shirt so you could see his happy trail, and hoo boy I would not mind picking THAT up from soccer practice
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I just want a supercut of all the times a dog or cat has come into frame on a sex vid and I would prefer to just stop (and wash my hands) and pet them
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
every time I see this title I think Fist All the Time. Crisco, Occasionally.
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𝔻𝕚𝕝𝕗𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕨 @dilfydrew.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Every dancer I work on wants a lot of stretching. I had to really lean into @dylanblake22.bsky.social to reach the max range of his hamstring.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wolverine with a cartoon speech bubble implying he is saying the post underneath
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FL Gent @fratinfl.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Im throbbing 🥵
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
guy next to me doing weighted hip thrusts, accentuating an obscene bulge and making the whole situation thoroughly pornographic
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𝔻𝕚𝕝𝕗𝕪 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕨 @dilfydrew.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Somehow while giving @DanDanielsXX a massage I ended up on my back on the table. How did that happen?
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Petco is short for Peto Coast
Exterior of a Petco Pet Supplies store
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
using your home office as a goon cave; call that a mixed-use development
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Some trends were left in 2025 but Fat Cocks are still in for 2026
My nude torso, seen from beard to thighs. Penis and testicles are visible.
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live laugh loads @omahaalt.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
It won’t go down.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Shane sucking Ilya’s uncut hog in Heated Rivalry episode 6; call that cottage cheese
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Urban @urban.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The Holidays are such a magical time of year! The lights! The music! The thirst traps in your parents' bathrooms!
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy Hump Day, green Grinch edition
Me posing in a jockstrap, rear view, tinted green
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Hockey Jock @hockeyj0ck.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Being a good boy for Santa Claus 😏
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Heated Rivalry is the only hockey game where you can be sent to the Penalty Box with five for fucking
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i just love when you put on someone's amateur fuck vid and in the background you can see they're watching like Bob's Burgers or some shit
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
do you think Kendrick yells MUSTAAAAAAAAARD when he cums
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
there should be more songs about 69ing; all we have is ABBA's Blowing Me, Blowing You
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
how to disappoint a bottom with one sign
Sign for the Big Apple Circus with an arrow pointing and saying “THIS WAY TO THE BIG TOP”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Screengrab from Mean Girls with a woman saying “They’ve gone feral. The hogs have gone feral”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Looks like Fat Cock Friday is here again
Headline for a news story about “America's Feral Hog Problem Is About to Get Even Worse”
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Hulked out nerd @somegayhimbo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Happy flex friday and fat cock Friday to all.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
it’s the last Fat Cock Friday before Christmas; there’s still time to get on the Naughty List
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
gay hockey players grab their jizz rags to wipe up like “here comes the cum zamboni”
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
and with the captain of the New York Admirals in the room next door
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sex in a hotel is awesome apart from prepping in a washroom that is 5 feet from the bed and separated by a sliding door
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
(curious guy at a sexually-fluid orgy) i get bi with a little help from my friends
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Hotel sex just hits different
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
do you need a cockring in Toronto, because i found a place
Advertisement for a gasket company
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
one of my favorite things i saw online recently was a post on a site about Ezra Miller where someone said "I want him to fuck me and breed my ass so bad", and someone said "actually Ezra uses they/them pronouns" and the first guy responded "ok fine, I want THEM to fuck me and breed my ass so bad"
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
gayer than a butthole-scented mustache
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"your bloodwork came back - looks pretty good but one level was low, you need more D" "daaaaaamn, you can say that again doc - am i right?!" (goes up for high five) (doctor stares blankly)
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Dack Armstrong - Toronto Oct 15-19 @dackarmstrong.com · 16/12/2025
Is it just me or is it getting warm in here?
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