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pretty hate machine :: quite NSFW :: he/him

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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
it's seriously so funny
Screenshot of a porn video, in the background you can see a television playing The Lego Movie
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
uncut guys, this is your moment
Headline that reads "Turn Mac And Cheese Into The Best Side Dish With This Tangy Cheese" under a photo of macaroni and cheese in a bowl
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
every time I see this title I think Fist All the Time. Crisco, Occasionally.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Wolverine with a cartoon speech bubble implying he is saying the post underneath
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Petco is short for Peto Coast
Exterior of a Petco Pet Supplies store
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Some trends were left in 2025 but Fat Cocks are still in for 2026
My nude torso, seen from beard to thighs. Penis and testicles are visible.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Happy Hump Day, green Grinch edition
Me posing in a jockstrap, rear view, tinted green
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
how to disappoint a bottom with one sign
Sign for the Big Apple Circus with an arrow pointing and saying “THIS WAY TO THE BIG TOP”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Screengrab from Mean Girls with a woman saying “They’ve gone feral. The hogs have gone feral”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Looks like Fat Cock Friday is here again
Headline for a news story about “America's Feral Hog Problem Is About to Get Even Worse”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
do you need a cockring in Toronto, because i found a place
Advertisement for a gasket company
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
so happy my man and his uncut hog are back from his extended business trip
woman holding in her had a sweet potato that looks very much like a uncircumcised penis with balls
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Tiny Tim from Mickey's Christmas Carol
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I almost did this with a yellow Simpsons bum but thought human-colored was funnier
Marge Simpson holding up a hairy yellow bum and saying "I just think they're neat!"
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
me too, Marge. me too.
Marge Simpson holding up a hairy bum and saying "I just think they're neat!"
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
softie Saturday; one of us is still asleep
Lying in bed in black shorts, the shorts are pulled down a bit and my flaccid penis is visible
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
been horned up as fuck since a heavy leg day this morning, finally time to get down to business
An erect penis
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
🥰
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
you in the car outside
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'd like 25% thanks
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Fleshlight should do a Bombas kind of thing where for every one the sell, they donate one to a homeless shelter
Photo of a Fleshlight masturbation toy. It has a black case and the front is pink and shaped like labia.Photo of a Fleshlight masturbation toy. It has a black case and the front is pink and shaped like an anus.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
“and what if I wear the—“ “mmm hook it right up to my bumper, baby”
A pair of Crocs shoes designed to look like Tow Mater, a character from Pixar’s Cars films who is a sentient tow truck.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
the Tigger Crocs stay ON during sex
Photo of a pair of Crocs shoes in a store. The Crocs are fuzzy and orange and have a large image of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh on top of each shoe.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
two tops leaving a threesome
still image from Rick & Morty, the two characters look down into a hole in the floor shouting "Okay, thank you, Hole!" and "Thank you, Hole!"
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
quote this post with your best briefs pic pls
A man standing alone facing the camera, shirtless, wearing a pair of hot pink Calvin Klein briefs.
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
love when guys post hog whenever just for fun
A multicolored neon sign of a circle with a palm tree which reads “It’s fat cock Friday somewhere”
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
had no idea he was into gooning
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
every time I see a commercial for this place all I hear is bear bottom hole sale
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
didn't realize i shot my load onto the TV remote on the table behind me until i picked it up afterward like
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
it’s Fat Cock Friday on Krampusnacht, so I’m bringing my birch rod to punish you
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
if only Dr. Seuss had been around when i was a young gay to teach me about Grindr
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Heated Rivalry might not win any Emmys but at least it already has some Golden Globes
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
do this one instead
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
rewatched the Broad City last night where Abbi pegs her super hot neighbor played by Stephen Schneider, and then had to go back and watch the Righteous Gemstones episode with his protracted, fully nude fight scene
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
three ingredients? i can do it with zero if you just give me a few minutes
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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flint @flintnilf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
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