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Schadenfreude

@fleurdela.bsky.social
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Gamer. Whovian. Bibliophile. Science. She/her/あたし Twitter: @fleur_de_LA Mastodon: @fleur_de_LA@mastodon.online

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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 8h
So, uh... Hoo's up for some African bootleg movie posters? #ImitationMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Badly drawn Alien vs Predator movie poster, where the Alien looks more like Godzilla.Badly drawn Mrs. Doubtfire movie poster, where the eponymous character is doing some karate move and spearing a broom handle through someone's eye behind them.Badly drawn Space Jam movie poster, where Michael Jordan is also holding a gun.Badly drawn Indiana Jones movie poster, in which 2 characters (neither look like Indy?) are being cooked in a cauldron by 2 topless men.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 8h
Forgedball: An Untrue Underdog Story #ImitationMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Barn owl looking at two large red balls that have been painted to look like owls, stacked one atop the other.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 8h
Beverly Hills Copy #ImitationMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
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Owl: I like to report an incident.
Cop: [giggling] Do you know "hoo-dunnit"?
Owl: I'm glad you think crime is funny, Officer Incompetent.

Left image: Cop hunched over a spectacled owl.
Right image: Close up of the owl.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 9h
The Murders in the Untrue Morgue #ImitationMovies #HashTagGames #HashtagGame 📷 FollowTheBirbs
Bruce the parrot in his berry-eating dome. It's a clear plastic inverted tub with a doorway cut out of it. Bruce is a very messy eater, and the raspberry looks more like a horror murder scene.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 9h
Fake/Off #ImitationMovies #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 : You know what that fake can do.
A barn owl leaning away in disgust at a horned owl statue with it chest painted yellow with a red stripe on top and red polka dots.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 10h
It sucks.☀️🦉💢 Yay! Thanks, Lisa!🦉✨
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 10h
I was forced to see the light. I hated every second of it.🦉💢 #WhenIGotCaught #CatFatherTags #HashtagGame
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 10h
#WhenIGotCaught is tonight's #CatFatherTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
Artist Credit: @ilgattonero.bsky.social for The #CatFatherTags Hashtag Game
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Eloise Powers @elnopower.bsky.social · 12h
- The white-throated fantail (Rhipidura albicollis) is a small passerine bird. - Photo courtesy of Bipul Nandi, India.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 10h
... ...'Sup?🦉 #IAlwaysKeepMyEyesOn #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Melanistic barn owl peeking from a gap between curtains.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 10h
Freshly caught. 🦉✨ 🥪 #TheBestWayToEatSandwiches #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
Tweet by someone with a South Park avatar: NOOOO MY SANDWICH
Image is of a blurry brown body with the clearly defined talons of some sort of bird of prey (could be an owl) grabbing what looks like a fish sandwich (square-shaped like from a fast food joint).
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
#ItsOnlyAGameWhen you fire the coach hoo treats it like war.🦉💢 #FeelGoodFunnies #HashtagGame
Fluffy barn owlet with a wing bandaged to its body. I think. So floofy. It looks sad as the human holds it.

Watermark: The Barn Owl Trust
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
When the Owl Positioning System tells you.🦉 #WhenToTakeADifferentRoute #FeelGoodTags #HashtagGame
Barn owl on the dashboard of a car, in front of a screen showing settings.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
The sun'll be up eventually...🦉💧 #WhenICantGetToSleep #FletchyTags #HashtagGame
Close up of a horned owl, filtered blue except for its yellow-orange eyes.

Text: We sleep at dawn
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
#MyActionGroupWouldBe P'owler Rangers. That's what you mean, yes? ✨🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉✨ #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame
6 different types of owls on a curtain rail. I am not 100% sure, especially of that 1st one, but from left to right they are: Chaco, tawny, barred, white-faced, screech (Western?), and barn.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
I look owlsome regardless. But me wearing glasses would make YOU look.👓🦉✨ #WearingGlassesMakesMeLook #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame 📷 Owlvillage_H on Twitter (wish they were here)
Alto the barn owl looking amazing wearing round glasses.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 11h
Thanks! I think I have this vid, but not on this computer. It ought to be labeled something like "snowy owlets sound like fireworks". 🎆🦉✨
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CarolJude @caroljude.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@fleurdela.bsky.social (from Tired Owl on X: x.com/tiredowl_12
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tai(yaki)pei, Tai(yaki)wan #FoodAndBeverageAPlace #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 : Traditionally they're fish-shaped (it's in the name despite containing no fish), but look! Owls!
Taiyaki but with an owl design instead of the usual fish. There, are two, split open to reveal fillings of custard and red bean.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great Pyramid of Pizza Colossus of Rocky Roads Lighthouse of Brandy Alexander Mausoleum at Halibutnarssus Tempeh of Artiramisu Statue of Zeusfflé Hanging Gardens of Bobalon #FoodAndBeverageAPlace #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Barn owl with closed eyes and an open beak smile, but someone's edited it eating a slice of pizza.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Macameroon or Macameron #FoodAndBeverageAPlace #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 <-Macaroon Macaron->
Macaroons made to look like angry owls when viewed side-on.

Source: PinterestMacarons made to look like cute owls from above.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck with middle management micromanaging me ffs... 💻🦉💢 #SongsAboutMyJob #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame
Barn owl standing on the keyboard of a laptop, with a redacted log-in screen, probably actually staring at its visible reflection and not really scowling at the password entry box.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#SongsAboutMyJob is this week's #WednesdayChocolateWars #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @Indistarr.bsky.social @Vasego1.bsky.social and @WedChocWars.bsky.social ! (Clothing optional)
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Burn Scarface #FireFilms #HashtagCult #HashtagGame 🦉: As in "burn scar" face. In this instance, that face you make when you're in a burn scarred area. 📷 R Foster
Young Northern Hawk Owl on a burned tree trunk in a recovering area of burned forest.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wild Wildfire West #FireFilms #HashtagCult #HashtagGame 📷 Jeffrey Adams/National Wildlife Federation
Barn owl flying over wildfire, fleeing.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Fire Pit and the Pendulum #FireFilms #HashtagCult #HashtagGame 🦉: Come on, swing, damn you...
Long-eared owl (with its "ears" flattened) perched on the hanging grill part of a fire pit.

Watermark: fascination wildlife
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#FireFilms is this week's #HashtagCult #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
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Sevi 🍓🍃 @delkiowsevi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Little pets for the cosiest pidgey~ ✨️🐦 #pigeonsky
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ME: *uses ouija board to contact my dad* MY DAD’S GHOST: *lets ouija board go to voicemail*
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are what you settle for. Says Skeletor who settles for nothing less than imperfection.
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Wendy Miller @burrowingowl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today's #BirdOfTheDay Alt theme thanks to is #Perched so, inspired by the rubber-eating kea, here are some rubber-nibbling burrowing owls. 🪶
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Owlifying things.🦉✨ #RandomActsILikeDoing #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame 🦉: Seemingly random to others hoo aren't familiar with my very deliberate acts of propowlganda.
Sign reading PLEASE DO NOT POST FLYERS THANK YOU, with black and white photos and printouts of olde human aviators, original meme watermarked by Aviation Meme Lords. I've added a color smiling barn owl to them.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🥨🦉✨ #TheBestWayToEatPretzels #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
Pretzels covered in chocolate and decorated so they look like owls.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💣🦉✨ #BetterWaysToCommunicateNow #FeelGoodFreaks #HashtagGame
Black and white image of an owl with an evil smile appearing to walk away from a car exploding.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why do they call the front of the car "bumpers" if they don't expect you to bump? And "fenders" are short for "defenders", right? 💭 🦉 🚗 #WhatMyDrivingSaysAboutMe #UnHostedHashTags #HashtagGame
Owl perched on the wheel of a playground cartoon car ride.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'd imagine they'd make good ammo. If you launch the entire pumpkin, it'd be like a cluster bomb. Probably. 💭 🦉 🎃 #OtherUsesForPumpkinSeeds #FeelGoodDailies2 #HashtagGame
Barn owl perched on a small pumpkin.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WhatActuallyMattersIs you, with some caveats.🤓🦉 #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
Text: YOU MATTER Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared THEN YOU ENERGY

Image: Graphic of an atom
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's any job during daylight hours to a night owl.🦉💧 #ZombieDayJobs #TalkieTags #HashtagGame 📷Owlvillage_H on Twitter (wish they were here)
Close up of a sleepy Alto the Barn Owl.
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#ZombieDayJobs is this week's #TalkieTags #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @BrandNewMcMann.bsky.social and @NessaStar4.bsky.social !
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pad Thai-tanic Attack on Pad Thai-tan #NoodlesAnything #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame 🦉 : Or rather Attack OF Pad Thai-tan...
Text: I said my Pad Thai wasn't spicy last time so please make it extra spicy and this was my receipt

Image: Receipt reading 1 Pad Thai, followed by several lines in red reading Spicy, then MAKE HIM REGRET *Spec Prep* BEING BORN *Spec Prep*
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🍝 🦉 ✨ #NoodlesAnything #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Dish of noodles that have been made to look like an owl, using radish and tomato. It looks like glass noodles, aka vermicelli, that's been allowed to soak up whatever sauce was used.

Watermark: Adobe Stock
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chariots of Spaghetti 🔊 #NoodlesAnything #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤖🦉✨ #HeyMyRobot #WildCardTags #HashtagGame 🖌️ Pedro Tavares Santos on Artstation
Digital art of a robot barn owl.

Watermark: Marmoset Toolbag 3
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#HeyMyRobot is tonight's #WildCardTags #HashtagGame ! PLAY NOW with Host @laughingskull.bsky.social and Special Guest #MiniT46 ! (Thanks, Robert & Mini ❤️)
Image from @JaymeMcKenna.bsky.social with appreciation to @laughingskull.bsky.social and #WildCardTags ❤️
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you know noodlecraft is a thing?🦉 #NoodlesAnything #HashTagGames #Mastodon #HashtagGame
Owl shaped noodlecraft for kid's party. The torso is noodles, the wings and head are almond slices. Not sure what the eyes and beak are. The nest looks like some sort of cracker sticks.

Source: Pinterest
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing, officer.🦉🦉 #WhatINeedCoachingIn #WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
Eagle owl (probably Jiji the Bengal Eagle Owl) looking aggressive with its wings hanging loosely, next to a barn owl (probably Alto the Barn Owl) facing towards it, with its beak open. A speech bubble saying, "Don't tell the bastards anything!" is over the barn owl.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Any song by Weird Owl Yankovic.🦉✨ Oh, and that biopic.✨🦉✨ #ASongOrMovieForWeird #FeelGoodFriendlies #HashtagGame
Owl edited with long tightly curled hair, glasses, and an accordion, and the text "weird owl yankovic".
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freshly caught. 🦉✨ 🌮 #TheBestWayToEatTacos #FeelGoodDailies #HashtagGame
Barn owl flying, original image (c) 2010 Ron Dudley, but a taco's been added to its claws.
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Schadenfreude @fleurdela.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#WhenINeedMore Owl let you know.🦉🗯️ #FeelGoodFrolics #HashtagGame
Barn owl with a slanting speech bubble over part of its face, saying "MORE!"
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