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Flazlo

@fleezlow.bsky.social
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A lesser character with common equipment, but useful for early missions, or for carrying extra items

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 5h
STANLEY KUBRICK: I invented the Army shooting a guy who couldn't even stand up as a cautionary tale about capital punishment. PETE HEGSETH: At long last we have decided to shoot a guy who can't even stand up from the classic war film PATHS OF GLORY bsky.app/profile/secr...
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 7h
This seems bad, but did you know that some students complained about a college dining hall's shitty báhn MI 8 years ago?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10h
every senate democrat voted to confirm marco rubio.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 9h
Dutch guy in December of 1636: There's a 10% chance tulips destroy the world
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 10h
Ach- hisssssss (melts)
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 10h
The situations where a helicopter is ok: You're doing war You're doing emergency rescue You're transporting grievously injured people to a special hospital Note that none of these are like "I'm doing business 🤓"
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 10h
Directly into my veins
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 10h
Too late!
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 14h
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
This is dishonest behavior. This is no different than some advertising huckle with fine print and special conditions you only discover at the point of sale. The NYT's mode of dishonesty is lying by omission, targeted to news feeds and platforms that only broadcast their vague headlines.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
PERHAPS WE SHOULD NOT FOLD THIS TECHNOLOGY INTO OUR IMPORTANT AMD VITAL SYSTEMS.
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14h
Shouldn’t have smoked that shit now my helicopter doesn’t work
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
lol bird drunk tank
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
It's fine.
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Joe @mjosephlc.bsky.social · 13h
This is what a Fanatics™ helicopter looks like
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
It's basically a speaker without the parts of a speaker that make noise. The cassette deck amplifies the signal, so it doesn't need to be amplified.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
With an ordinary tape, you would get the signal that the deck would translate into sound by moving the tape across the cassette decks reading head, but because the signal is already live from some kind of audio device, you don't need motion to create the signal.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 12h
Because I can't help myself: inside the cassette body is an electromagnet that makes contact with the electromagnetic reader or "head" in the cassette deck. The head reads the signal from the cassette adapter instead of the signals from the magnetic tape of an ordinary cassette.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 13h
I had a used 1992 Grand Marquis with the "premier" audio system, and this tape adapter with a CD MP3 player, and hand to god I could turn the volume all the way up with no distortion.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 22h
You're talking about us, you and me, making a demand on the Democrats? Are you stupid? We can't make demands, we vote for them or we don't, they're not reading our posts.
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Part of what you're seeing with El-Sayed, Ossoff and Jackson having remarkably aggressive debate performances tonight is candidate quality. These are good candidates. But another huge part is that MAGA is finally unpopular enough to where Dem consultants feel it is advantageous to attack it in full.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 23h
Why would it be good for the Democrats to "demand" the Republicans to join in on an impeachment, something they've refused to do multiple times already, and will not do now?
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Defector @defector.com · 08/10/2026
A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Obviously the Republicans are not going to cross Trump, do you think that means the Democrats should roll over and let Trump fuck the country for another 2+ years?
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's a block bonanza
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You could blow up Nikita's mansion
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nikita Beir's alt right here
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As an adult, I'm not thrilled by the prospect of the digital version of playing with action figures.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please believe me, if not noticing or commenting on the fact that the Democrats suck made them suck less, my lips would be sealed.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 08/10/2026
living through the AI bubble must be a bit what it felt like to live in the late 1800s when people were talking about how, like, every river town in the midwest would become the biggest city in the world
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People who get mad at the Onion cracking a joke about how the Democrats suck won't probably hold superstitious beliefs about how elections are won and lost, but are smart enough not to come out and say it.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 08/10/2026
between the coder job losses and the possibility of breaking crypto, I think I'm starting to understand why all the AI bros assume they're creating an apocalypse
the "call an ambulance but not for me" meme, except the gun is facing back toward the guy holding it and the caption reads "call an apocalypse, but not for you"
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is pretty cool because there's a non zero chance the AI teaches the kid how to build a pipe bomb
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Future "my ungrateful kids cut me off for no reason!!! 😡" parent
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This right here is why state maintain the capacity to deliver violence.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so, yeah
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Joe Pesci's 'Now Go Get Your Shine Box' from Goodfellas
Alt: Billy Batts' 'Now Go Get Your Shine Box' from Goodfellas
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's funny how she starts a short paragraph with "I agree that it's cheaper to order out" and ends it with "cooking at home is cheaper but it sucks"
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FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Warren Zevon with a speech bubble
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why back in my day, the FBI would reach out to someone and say they had an anti-aircraft missile for sale and then arrest that guy for terrorism, now it's stringing along a messed up kid and selling him a rifle. That's inflation for you
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they should give it another two years and see if they can convince him he knows where savannah guthrie's mom is
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Thiel.
Pete Thiel - “maybe evil is uh… ? Actually good”
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Worst mercenary ever.
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably should see if you can get the kid's side of these parents' stories if you're writing an article like this.
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Nick @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Entire ownership group filled with the dumbest motherfuckers ever I’m crying
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Flazlo @fleezlow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
..but we're still losing a war with Iran, is that correct?
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