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actually: thesis: the only time a doctor is guaranteed to have good episodes is when they're being played by an actor who could realistically beat the shit out of a dalek with a shoe and call them a cunt right in the eyestalk thats why matt smith is overrated, in this essay i will

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 5h

what does it say about me that i'm only okay with doctor actors if most of their famous roles have them swearing like mad cunts

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 5h

got around to watching ted lasso finally and god damn the guy playing roy kent would make for an amazing doctor he's like young con o'neill and con o'neill is already the perfect fit for the role so, you know

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Shaun @darkcerbshaun.bsky.social · 9h

Vibe coded his ass right out the door

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 14h

apparently having an official labour party women's event that exists specifically to tell trans women in the labour party they're not women doesn't count as transphobic harassment in the labour party

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Scarlet 🏳️‍⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 16h

>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going

embedded post says:

Nathan Ramsden (@nathanjramsden.bsky.social)
If you have experienced transphobic harassment within the Labour Party or if you know someone who has, please get in touch with us by emailing labourfortransrights@gmail.com

end embedded post.

Courtney's reply says:

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏

The same post as before, except Courtney has been blocked and the embedded post no longer shows up.

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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 16h

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏

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Fi @yiff.ie · 15h

men will complain women's standards are too high but when a character like this is shown most women I know are like "hrmm I hope I see art of his sweaty bollocks"

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 18h

"Institutes of higher education harbour known rape dens where men foster a culture of apathy and contempt towards women and are enabled to commit sexual assault" is perhaps something we should consider more objectionable than we currently do.

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 16h

The kind transgender lenin would have shot them all and she would be right to do so

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Kevin Moore @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.

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Prism, mothbitten slimedoll 🪞💎🌟 @ialika.bsky.social · 18h

for all his faults charlie kirk did at least discover the cure for racist grifting he took it once and hasn't made a single racist remark since

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𝕱𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕵𝕬 @rechnerfrau.bsky.social · 18h

I feel insane about the fact that TERF rhetoric is coming to the mainstream discourse in my country within the next few years and I have to explain to people that it's a psyop by American evangelicals and the Epstein class to make trans people an untouchable underclass for them to rape forever

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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine looking at the media landscape—music, books, movies—and concluding that it would be better if it were all simply infinite reflections of yourself, if you never had to be exposed to another personality, another experience, another life. Just you, you, you. Sounds fucking horrifying.

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 22h

this show became one of the biggest pop cultural phenomenons of the last 100 years.

kirk with sulu, who is holding a dog with an exospine and a little unicorn horn and antennae

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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.

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Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery

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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please help her out! Katra's done an unbelievable amount for other trans women and is a genuine pillar of the community, spare what you can and boost if you would.

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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 21h

and @holybible.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/holy...

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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 21h

Others like @five.yiff.ie bsky.app/profile/five...

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daffodil 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 @daff.space · 22h

Ive been supported enough that I'm not in crisis anymore, thank you so much for that anyone who helped, I'm extremely grateful 🙏🙏🙏 I could definitely use more to ensure stability for the coming months but if youre prioritizing based on need please support others who need it!

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

thank you to everyone who's donated so far! i'm not out of the woods yet, but I'm really humbled by the response thus far

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

thank you to everyone who's donated so far! i'm not out of the woods yet, but I'm really humbled by the response thus far

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 28/09/2026

Being broke + unemployed sucks when you have to pay rent, utilities *and* your hrt and antidepressants are running out. I'm sorry to continue asking month in and month out, but there's no way I can make it this month on my own. Thank you in advance ko-fi.com/fivefivefive...

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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...

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Couple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)

Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76.

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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the rape culture btw. the one women have been warning you about, and were told we were hysterical and over-sensitive and couldn't take a joke, and that rape allegations ruin men's lives, and now we live in a meritocracy where the only "merit" is who has hurt the most women

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

ah shit i got bamboozled again

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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

With alt text. I yelled

INTRODUCTION

The equities here could not be more one-sided. Defendants admit that they
provide a service without fully knowing how it works.

This is not just any service. It is one that Defendants themselves concede poses an existential risk to the continued
survival of humankind.

Defendants claim they cannot stop barreling forward with their potentially civilization-ending endeavors unless they are forced to do so by the
government. They have asked the government to tie them to the mast.

Plaintiff brings good news to the Defendants: The Florida Attorney General is answering your
cry for help with a motion to enjoin you from harming Floridians with your reckless, unacceptably risky product.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 29/09/2026

2026’s hottest t4c het couple is two anthropomorphic animals

Cassie, a cartoon ungulate of some kind in a sleeveless leopard print dress, says:

CASSIE: YOU SAID SHE'S PRETTY?
SWAN BOY (offpanel): UH...
CASSIE: YOU SUCKED MY DICK LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
SWAN BOY: OKAY, YЕАН. SHE'S HOT AS SHIT.

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Sen @dresdencodak.com · 29/09/2026

Dungeon Meshi is probably my favorite modern manga, but the one thing it's missing is at no point is there a later chapter where Marcille & Falin just go to town on each other. I'm talking property damage, mysterious fires, animals howling one town over, etc. It would really have fit the story.

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026

The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

Give me the death note rq I’ll solve this problem in a lazy afternoon

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Serial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Your company has an LGBT group? You mean Transgender For Workplaces?

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Z. Mann Zilla, Semi-Pro Goofball @pandangit.com · 28/09/2026

If I had one of these I would use it as a charcuterie board. Just serve little slices of meat & cheese on various layers. Although I could see the case for putting chess pieces on several of the slices to do like a surreal "Kirk & Spock play 3D chess" thing.

A medical model of a person's head and torso, designed to be opened in slices.

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

im also a kde lover because honestly it just works and i cba to spend even more time fighting with my puter

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Adjunct Professor of Applied Thinkology @zebra.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026

We need to juice migration numbers in Poland to also get these types of stands.

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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

wait what do you MEAN the polish government told them to release the game lmfao

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dog who loves burgers ⭐ @doglovesburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

after 6 years of a pandemic, the amount of the viruses waves has reached a third(!) of the amount of variants taylors 2025 album "life of a showgirl" has released with

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Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 29/09/2026

Can i take this to my tattoo artist

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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it

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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam

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