Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 02/10/2026smoking on that chinese pack that let me enter the forbidden city 170
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 22/09/2026it's done but watch the whole thing shit itself the moment i restart after i install the nvidia drivers 2230
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 21/09/2026idk why we call it "swedish salad" but ladies from sweden: thank you for inventing this miracle cure 280
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 09/09/2026i scored some free piercings this week because a local piercer wanted to practice daiths and i am now forbidden from wearing headphones for two months and oh god i did not think this through as a bonus i got two cute star hair clips for being a brave patient 2150
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 06/09/2026hey @highnorthstudios.bsky.social do you issue commemorative certificates or something 000
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 02/09/2026The local trans server had a little meetup in the woods and we did a lil bit of t4t wrestling with a friend :) 2282
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 27/08/2026this is MY petra parker. she transitioned into being cool as fuck 1406
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 20/08/2026I’d really like to get up but alas i am besieged by my children 1322
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 12/08/2026one time i dated a girl who didn't like krtek and in retrospect that should have been a five alarm fire type red flag. if you hate this cute little mf it's on sight bithc 64011
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 02/08/2026My hot take for the day is that this is the supreme shape for the enter key and everything else sucks balls 1130
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 02/08/2026garden update: we got the first peppers and the pumpkins are growing like a motherfucker. also got beets and carrots coming in i'm so fucking good at this shit 0110
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 31/07/2026reading "how linux works" and shaking my head every three pages so people know i disagree 0250
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 24/07/2026my girlfriend requires emergency dental work and it would mean the world to me if you'd help the butch of my dreams help get back on her feet <3 ko-fi.com/lesza 1113130
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 01/07/2026i'm ready to ride into battle against any of yall fuckers 1340
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 27/06/2026Went to a transfem rave and made new friends while on smoko 2295
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 25/06/2026Garden update: my pumpkins have sprouted and my chili plants are about to open up their first flowers 1100
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 21/06/2026Last night’s queer summer solstice bonfire was pretty fucking sweet 1221
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 20/06/2026The true girl breakfast consists of two coffees and half a jar of rolnik sałatka szwedzka and you can’t tell me otherwise 2161
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 19/06/2026Fucking hell i hate this app. Look at my pepper and rejoice 2130
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 19/06/2026one week after planting and these lil guys are already starting to grow at an exponential rate <3 hoping for a big big harvest in a couple of months 240
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 19/06/2026The feminine urge to neck an entire carton of krakus barszcz czerwony 3140
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 13/06/2026Spent the day shovelin’ hoein’ and rakin’ and now i have my own garden plot 2180
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 23/04/2026This dumbass ate our hot pepper sprout overnight and her face betrays the fact that she is incapable of remorse 1354
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 09/04/2026i have been told this is the "classic five sleeping position" 1190
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 26/03/2026They have never thought of carpal tunnel syndrome and/or early onset alzheimer’s and I’m really jealous of that 2221
Five / #2137 @five.yiff.ie · 24/03/2026Passing the hat again! Some unexpected expenses re: these two goobers. Please help 🤍 11623
