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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I just heard the most wondrous word, for the very first time, and I am in awe of the person who coined it: WANKSPANGLE. British, obviously. Epic. #AO3 #writing @wgawest.bsky.social #writers #fiction @literotica.bsky.social

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

All women who visit Scissorhands Island must wear ornate ball gowns. Inevitably all meet the same fate, in a standoff where beauty must be seen and not touched. All leave with memories that are equal parts erotic fantasy and tragic longing.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Macleod Mimic Sketches

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Intimacy by Vicky Mount

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

“Restoring Van Gogh's Ear & Mending His Broken Heart” 🎨 #asmr #satisfying #vangogh #papercraft #stopmotion IG: @paper_pepper (페이퍼 후추)

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ukrainian artist Arthur Anokhin recently featured a skateboard and he may not be aware that the same skateboard has made appearances in many other paintings, this being just one of them. #SlavaUkrainii.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"Look at my butt, Dennis! It's the most perfect butt. EVER. It's truly perfect. HERE. LOOK CLOSELY. Perfect shape, perfect smell, perfect crinkly anus, it's ALL perfect!!!" -- paraphrase of my cat. She doesn't know my name isn't Dennis, but I let it go.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time

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I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain.

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I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself.

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no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe.

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Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

@abstractica.bsky.social had a great pic, but since I am in the #Illuminati I have access to the unredacted version of this image.

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

12yo nephew: if you take us there together we'll fight 10yo nephew: yeah me: you say it like it's your destiny. you have free will, you can choose not to fight 10yo: we'll fight out of our own free will 12yo: i know i will

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

7yo niece: which do you think i like more, you or candy me: me 7yo: no, candy! me: that hurts my feelings 7yo: i like you but candy is so tasty

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@pinkardigan.bsky.social , you posted the below and I wanted to respond but reply posts are disabled. Ug. I wanted to have some fun pointing out that there are some really fun EXPLICIT smut fanfic stories on AO3 that you might enjoy, if you're into these characters.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Woodstock IL is a myth created by Blaine's farm& fleet so they can claim their store is in a town. The entire Woodstock area is populated by people who live in southern Hebron and all have the last name Johnson. #MyronJohnson

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Happiness is getting scratches

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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Stuart Dunkel (American Artist, born 1952) "Hero", 2020. Oil on Panel, 4 × 5 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Café-Confiserie", created in 1974 by the Hungarian artist Béla Czene (1911–1999), as interpreted by playwright Eugene Ionesco.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

@longpainter.bsky.social , I like your harbor scene but it is too pretty. I decided to make it a little more brutal.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Happy Memorial Day Eve. Today is the last day for you to run around shopping to buy the gifts that you will put under... Wait a minute... I think Hallmark has made a mistake.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

God: "And, Fuck this tree in particular."

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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

African Bateleur Eagle is performing a natural bird behaviour called a Rouse. It’s for relaxation and preening. It also allows to release, trapped body heat in the hot sun.

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Space @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A small reminder of how huge Jupiter is.

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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

A male Wood Duck launching from the lake. Wood Ducks get real squeaky before they take off, so I was ready when this one decided to take to the air.

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Cat touch definitions: Boop : a human touching a cat's nose. Bonk : a cat pressing their forehead against you. Please make a note of it. #cats

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 08/05/2026

MOOSE 🫎 DELAY Moose delay yesterday at a high school golf meet in Crosby, North Dakota (via Dillon L.)

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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 06/05/2026

The cat's stunned reaction to the baby kicking in the womb

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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

One of the brightest auroras I have ever seen…

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Sean Brodrick @seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This is independent Bookstore Day, for those who celebrate.

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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

No sheep today, so the cat got herded instead 😹

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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Ok. Who made this? 🤭😅🤣🤣

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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

🧡 Wish someone else orange were jobless #Caturday 🔶️🧡

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Luna-Olivia-Eirene @luna-eirene.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18. Ask yourself why they won’t” Josh H.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

This is so well done. 👌

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Steve @steve-bs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING! The Epstein criminal's Epstein speech on the Strait of Epstein closed by the Epstein War scheduled from the Epstein Room at the Epstein House at Epstein o'clock today, Monday 6, month of Epstein. Everything will be addressed except the Epstein Files. Be there or be Epstein!

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Turn up the volume, ffs

Shelves in a library filled with old bestsellers. Above the shelves is a sign:
"Large print
Audio books"

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Technically this is a souçon. You're welcome. #foodie

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

New indie rock band name: Pickle Slippage

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KneeKocker989 @kneekocker.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Iran, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30 million Epstein documents that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

1. Get MAGA types to admit women are humans. 2. Proceed directly to, humans are people. 3. Use fire extinguisher when MAGA types are confronted with logic that women are people. 4. Move to Canada because 'Murica is largely composed of racist bigoted idiots (and the people they despise & disrespect).

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/03/2026

Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests theonion.com/trump-administration-o…

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Fit529 Dotcom @fit529.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The 34 largest economies of the world, the 34 richest ones, ALL have nearly free universal healthcare... Except the USA. We could have nice things, but ultra rich people have bribed Congress to let them extortion-bankrupt all of us, and kill all the poors by denying care.

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

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