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@fishisnotcool.bsky.social
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is this a safe space to admit i didn’t learn tumbleweeds were real until last October?
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I own it 🤷‍♀️
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Whitney Houston send tweet
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A m*n asked me to post this but let the records show i do hate him
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Pranavs contact photo being the thumbs down emoji is sending me
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 16/03/2026
group chat in iMessage

Pranav:
*You* quiero Taco Bell
(Jade sends a fire react)

Jade:
RETWEET

Pranav:
Put that shit on Twitter rn (I deleted mine)
(Jade sends a heart react)

Jade:
i’m trying so hard to avoid bluesky rn and not use twitter at all 😩

Pranav:
Eliana tweet it pls
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ev @parasocialroomba.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pro tip: just say it’s an inside joke @laniisonfire.bsky.social
My tattoo of “don’t cry” surrounded by craft supplies The same tattoo on Lani
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Who up being an employed friend on a Tuesday (#newjobcheck)
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Watching Veronica Mars for the first time and can i just say eww oof yuck and also yikes
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m watching the newest #heatedrivalry episode and this HAS to be intentional right? #gamechanger #heatedrivalryep3
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
For you? Always
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Playas gonna play
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Should we… watch together? 🫦
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Omg is this my sign to finally watch the x files?
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Emily @2amwakeupcall.com · 16/11/2025
I LOVE HAVING GAY SEX
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This is true lani is also here
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Lmfao real
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
OMG HELLO!!!
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jade “jason funderberker” johnson 🗿 @jade.is.vgay.fyi · 26/11/2025
i like to think the reason i’m transgender is because i’m a girl but i have my father’s knees and they had an unexpectedly strong influence on me for the first few years of my life
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
@laniisonfire.bsky.social JUST FORGOT THE HOLOCAUST THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I’ll miss you dear
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I guess this is goodbye then
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
If this flops i’m never gonna talk to @laniisonfire.bsky.social ever again
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
i dont know what tf the spectrum is but i think im on it
My dinner separated into three distinct piles
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Formula 1 @f1tv.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Super Max! 💪 The #salesforce Driver of the Day in Las Vegas goes to our race winner 🥇 #F1 #LasVegasGP
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
sometimes i text my friend and ask if my tweet ideas are good and basically every single time without fail he tries to change the joke entirely… i sad
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Shell 🐦‍⬛ @wondershells.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Seeing Zak Brown that happy may be the worst part of this.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
THERE’S A LUNAR ECLIPSE TONIGHT AND IT’S CLOUDY
A three row meme with the first row showing a picture of the night sky with text reading “the sky at night”. The second row shows a photo of a clear sky with the text “the sky at day” and then the last row shows a sky filled with clouds with text reading: “the sky when there is a cool astronomical event”.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
damn saturn, save some moons for the rest of us
A screenshot of a NASA Solar System tweet reading: “Astronomers have confirmed the discovery of 128 small moons around Saturn, bringing its total count to 274, far more than any other planet in the solar system. Which of Saturn's moons is your favorite? Take a tour: science.nasa.gov/saturn/moons” with an image underneath of three small moons in a crescent phase against the darkness of space, along with the horizontal stripes of Saturn's rings seen from an angle.
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If it’s not too late I’m on the way
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Upgrades people upgrades
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And now I’m a lesbian
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I have a migraine?? ON INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY???
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
happy international women’s day, all men should pay me today
A selfie of me looking at the camera with my hand against my cheek.
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@lilsimsie.bsky.social KAYLA, BURGLARS!!!!!
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
On one hand if someone touches me I think I’d kill myself On the other hand if I don’t get held soon I think I’ll die…
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I LOVE NASA SO MUCH LIKE IF YOU AGREE
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I hope your car breaks down and they cant fix it
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
January aged me…
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I used to dream of times like these - (January ending)
A picture of a calendar showing February
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Unoriginal content warning
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I hope whoever invented the lockdown browser for online tests and quizzes is getting the worst torture in hell
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out I’m gonna crash out someone give me a plate to throw on the ground
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Fish @fishisnotcool.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I looked SUPER hot yesterday sucks you missed it
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Elizabeth 🩷🍓 @elizabetttafish.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Nobody: Hansel and Greek in the witch’s house: damn we’re cooked
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
One behavior that scares the crap out of me that many drivers don't even feel is problematic is when folks text or look at social at red lights. They totally check out from what's going around them and often look up and start driving when they sense movement around them.
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