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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦

@fishinyourear.bsky.social
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Public librarian, violinist, ttrpg geek. Restraining myself from just posting cute tales of my storytime kids. She/her.

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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cute fact of the day: the smallest bird in the world, the bee hummingbird of cuba, is known in spanish as a zunzuncito. ("zun" being the sound, so akin to "lil' buzzbuzz.") say it out loud and your day cannot help but get better.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did not expect Best Little Whorehouse in Texas to be one of the most delightfully wholesome movies I've seen in ages. God have mercy on my soul, indeed. </3 <3
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is how Steve met Brad...
Scene: A friendly otter named Steve rests on a wooden plank by a pond in a bright, natural photographic setting.  
Text on image: “Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you.”
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Guess what? 1) You can 3D print a crow and squirrel feeder that looks like a Flock camera 2) Crows are extremely good at pattern recognition 3) People are fucking hilarious and creative and I hope every Flock camera gets its own personal murder (of crows) www.printables.com/model/180491...
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Flock Camera with chamber; squirrel and bird feeder V2 by David | Download free STL model | Printables.com
Designed to look like a Flock camera, hollow with chambers and a removeable hatch for putting treats for your friends | Download free 3D printable STL models
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you want an interesting break from the adult world, ask a roomful of little kids what you should be when *you* grow up. Today: "a hamburger" and "a butterfly." (age: 3.)
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Find out who you are and do it on purpose” -Dolly
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Sure, why not. I'll do as few posts as possible so as not to spam the skyline. 1) outside of storytime material, probably Soul Music. 2) nope. trick question. next. ;) 3) mix of historical fiction, fantasy/light scifi, fascinating nonfiction, and queer YA. 4) see above. plus the sale racks.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Any idea why a random kindergartener in the library gave me a United Farmworkers pin today? o.o
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't quite get the Son of Man reference on Belgium's kit, but "Ceci n'est pas un maillot" is brilliant. <3
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My mother, about 20 miles north of DC: "We're hoping to go down to the Mall to the Great American State Fair sometime during the week, but hopefully after both the miserably hot weather and the huge crowds break. 🤞" Me: Just gonna leave that there...
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Dear science: could we invent an SSRI with a greater ratio of mental benefit to sun sensitivity? Signed, a lobster. o.o
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
System email: "We're at an exciting point in <library system>'s evolution!!!" Me: <doesn't read the rest of the email> We're all crabs now. crabcrabcrabcrab. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Thinking about why women might not want to use a product that has forced itself into every software interface to confidently shout things that are wrong
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/05/2026
"the go the fuck to sleep baby is a they / them going to Bard, feel old yet???"
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lot of fractious tiny people in the library today. I agree with them, but for some reason I am prevented from screaming my head off in the middle of the picture book section. Injustice, I call that. :p
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Congratulations to Dara of Bulgaria with the biggest bangaranga of the night. Afternoon. Time warp. ;)
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We'll be closed on July 3, but not July 4. Independence Day may be a federal holiday, when the library is normally closed, but apparently that doesn't apply when it's on a Saturday. So we can close July 3 for July 4 Observed, but we'll be there on July 4. o.O
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Me: "Okay, do we want a book about going places, or a book about stinky things?" Almost unanimous chorus of tiny voices: "Stinky things!" Me: "Why did I even ask?"
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I'm having a hard time expressing how incandescently angry this makes me. As an employee of one of an immigrant family's frequent first stops in the US, I see so, so many missed opportunities in those numbers. So many abandoned lives. Are we f***ing great yet?
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Dana Simpson 🖼️🖌️🦄 @danasimpson.com · 04/05/2026
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Я: "Все говорят что пить нельзя / Я говорю что -" Ваня: "- спать пора." Спокойной ночи, Блускай.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Traveling this week. Planning out some things and realizing there's kind of a lot of Colorado: Me: Look, there's a lot squished into the map, I just didn't realize how zoomed out I was. Spouse (bone dry): Ah, yes, the famously compact Midwest.
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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/04/2026
we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help
Karoline Leavitt

@PressSec
Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/04/2026
The Art of War is very funny once you understand it for what it actually is, which is Warfare 101 For Dipshit Nobles the intended audience is exactly people like Pete Hegseth
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Turtle hatchling release at Pangumbahan Beach, Indonesia, involving the release of endangered green sea turtle hatchlings. IG: malasabuzzhub
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
perversely proud tbh. somehow, as a nation, we manufactured a man so instantly, intensely off-putting that he can lose elections in languages he doesn't even speak
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Gratulálok to the people of Hungary! May we all be inspired by your achievement today. ;)
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Family formation, my ass. Support the right to have the kids you want and not have kids you don't want. This finally triggered tonight's long-overdue drunken breakdown. And yet, we keep going and run storytime tomorrow. @_@
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Unexpected upsides of adulthood: having a chronic headache problem severe enough to prevent you from developing a drinking problem. :p
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So is California still celebrating Cesar Chavez Day after finding out he was a predator?
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hey BookSky - is it even realistic to try to make a career as a book translator anymore? My spouse has been translating kids' books for me for most of a year, and I'm trying to help him parlay that into work. English-Russian, mostly, but he can do the other way as well.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I've started appending "The ShiiiiiiitShoooooow" (to the tune of "The Siiiimpsooooons") to every bit of news I discuss. Other music stings welcome. >_>
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
thank you, McSweeney's. Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/doe...
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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz
“In announcing the U.S. military strike on Iran, President Donald Trump went significantly beyond his previous justification of destroying the coun...
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Sarah Jane Cervenak @sjcerv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Need to replace the flag outside my library today. Wondering if I can get away with hanging it upside down. (Probably not.) Fuck every bit of this impulsive imperialistic thoughtless heartless gloating bullshit.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Do you think there's ever been a bobsled team made up entirely of Bobs?
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ski mountaineering looks completely insane. o.o
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Lilah Fear and Lewis Gibson may not have been in medal range this time, but that Scottish routine was utterly delightful. Thank you so much for sharing that with the world. <3<3<3
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
KAGIYAMA IS SO FLIPPIN' COOL quad god who? I mean, Malinin's cool, but I'm here for the little Japanese dude dancing on his toe picks. :D
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Hot take: if you're selling books about protecting yourself from 5g with crystals - as well as selling the crystals - you should not be tabling at a childcare conference. Also, crystal lady just asked me for the wifi password. o.o
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
When the consultants start bringing in their own consultants, you know their budget is too big. It's consultantception.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Find you someone who acknowledges that the world is terrible right now and will make you jambalaya while you take a hormone-depression nap on the couch. Going to try to go protest tomorrow if the hangover allows.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
One country, hundreds of homelands, 340-ish million people, a multitude of heritages, and zero tolerance for racist dogwhistling from our own government.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Timeline cleanse: kitchen hacks! Mayo at home is super easy if you have an immersion blender and a quart mason jar. Win! And now, back to doomscrolling, but with remoulade.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If I want the same in-depth national coverage as the Washington Post but have gotten tired of paying Bezos, where do I go? BBC is great but fairly limited on the details of American buggerups.
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Amanda K.📔🏳‍🌈🐊 🇺🇦 @fishinyourear.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Do we know her name? Victims are much easier to lose track of - and crimes much easier to brush off - if they're anonymous. When we learn it, say her name.
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