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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞

@firemanchris.bsky.social
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[18+] Kinky former fireman married to @elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.

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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably the best recovery I’ve had from a COVID shot. Was starting to feel a little achy when I went to bed, but Tylenol PM pretty much held it in check. Bit stiff this morning but never had the fatigue or headache I usually get & injection site isn’t even very sore.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been jabbed for both flu & COVID. Holding out hope I don’t get the usual psuedosymptoms this evening but dont have anything else that needs doing today & worth it if I do.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And a bevy of beautiful booties to gaze upon here in the less productive but more enjoyable moments. 😎
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well today was productive. Just not productive with the things I wanted to be productive on. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back at work today & ankle feeling so much better. Some residual tenderness but no limping.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my ankles occasionally locks up & is very stiff/sore until it releases with a crack/pop. Started acting that way through the weekend & was limping badly by last night. Called in sick today & been icing it & trying to stay off it. It finally released a bit ago & I literally said “Hallelujah!”
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is always a day of complicated emotions - the horror of the memory…and the horror of what’s been done in the name of that memory. So I think I’m going to take a break from here for the day. Be kind to yourself & each other. Hug those you love. And catch you on the flip side.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really hate HS-esque power play games. Stuck in the middle of one at work between my boss & another department head. And while I definitely agree with my boss that other guy has not handled things well, we’re going to ultimately acquiesce but I need to let my boss beat his chest a bit first. 🙄
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Potato salad now chillin’ in the fridge. Only made 3 lbs of potatoes (instead of the 5 lbs recipe calls for) & it still looks like more than we’ll be able to eat. But so tasty. 😋
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Raining today from the semi-nearby hurricane so enforced inside time…which is nice after all the forced outside time. Feet up, sipping cider, & boiling potatoes for my later-than-usual annual summer batch of potato salad.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have conquered the leak! And put in the start of an overall improvement.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Digging in the yard again. Because I’m apparently not very good at fixing sprinkler leaks. 🤬
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Have I mentioned lately that I hate plumbing? And that goes double for irrigation. This is my 4th weekend day in a row fixing sprinkler leaks & this one is being a real pain.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good thread about how online maps get their data & why they change when an idiot in power makes a change to the official government source.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Watching an episode of Celebrity Family Feud & the question is “Give me a word that describes both an apple & your mate’s bottom.” One of the answers given by Wayne Brady’s team was “red” & Steve Harvey said “That’s a lot of spankin’ if it’s red.” 👋 🍎
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lordy they smell so good when they’re roasting. 🤤 🌶️
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roasting the first batch of Hatch chilies of the season. And we’re have one of the last 3 bags from last year as part of dinner tonight, so looks like I did about the right number last year. Probably need to do at least one more batch this same size this year to add to the few remaining. 🌶️
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was supposed to pick up @elleqsabine.bsky.social at the airport almost 2 hours ago, but instead will be picking her up in a little over 2 hours. But she just sent me a pic from inside her plane, so progress! And she’s so pretty. 😍
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This made me tear up. 😢 She & her mate Shadow have been celebrities in SoCal & further for years & we’d all hoped for different outcome than this. RIP Jackie & soar free. 🦅
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you in a different era of your life
Yours truly wearing tan structural firefighting turnout gear with lime & silver reflective trim kneeling at the back tailboard of a fire engine in a fire station. I’m wearing a yellow helmet with a black shield reading “Engineer” with the department name blurred out, and an SCBA mask that hides my face.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m watching The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension for the 1st time since it was in the theaters in 1984. My mom had such an intense hatred for this movie that she banned its viewing via VHS, cable, etc. in our house. 🙄😂 OK, it’s a f’n weird movie, but it’s not ban-able. 😂
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Buckaroo Banzai Peter Weller
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Toum with naan dippers has become one of my favorite breakfasts. 🧄 🍋 🫓
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There’s been a lot of talk about ebony hairbrushes lately, and I’m getting such an urge to use one briskly & lengthily on a willing someone’s bottom.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Haven’t done one of these in awhile, so why not? 1 like = 1 completely mundane fact about me
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As you no doubt have figured out I did eventually get out of the recliner. But it was an experience. @elleqsabine.bsky.social actually asked about this very scenario when they were delivered; whether there was an emergency release. And was told having a backup battery nearby might be a good idea. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
For @gooddgrrl.bsky.social & @justanotherboomer.bsky.social & others who are into such things: Last night, @elleqsabine.bsky.social left the bathroom, (un)dressed for bed. I sat up on the edge of the bed & beckoned her over. She dutifully bent over my thigh & I stroked her round bare bottom. 1/4
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I should add that I did give her her birthday spanking on Saturday. As well as a bunch or orgasms. And then another spanking. 😈
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anyone want to remind me to give @elleqsabine.bsky.social a good spanking tonight, since she’s off to visit her family in the morning? Need to make sure she behaves & doesn’t forget me. 😉
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Power’s back, conveniently right after we setup the backup lights upstairs & opened all the windows. Now laying mostly nekkid in bed waiting for a/c to cool everything down. @elleqsabine.bsky.social is more than mostly nekkid though so that raises the temperature a bit. 😈🥵
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well the power just went out and now I’m stuck in the recliner. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and yeah…it’s good. Took me back to the early MCU movies & the energy of those with a great plot. And glad I avoided any spoilers beyond the trailers. 🕷️
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last night I had a long dream that I had insomnia & was lying in my own bed unable to sleep. 🥱 Dreamt while lying in my own bed asleep. 😴 If that’s not some f’ed up meta bullshit, I don’t know what is.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I bought a pair of White’s Smokejumpers 20+ years ago when I first became a firefighter. I still have them. They cost a pretty penny for sure & I took care of them to make them last. I’m pretty sure I said they could be counted as my Christmas present that year…possibly & also my birthday present. 👨‍🚒
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These boots are the safest for US wildland firefighters. Fewer and fewer can afford them
The handcrafted leather boots are a century-old tradition – but with money tight, the cost of up to $800 is harder to justify
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today it’s the equipment’s turn to be annoying. Why are all the batteries dead? 🪫 🪫 🪫 At least it’s Friday. 😎
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Apparently it’s spreading to other departments than my own now. It’s a good thing I have a buzz cut because it’s too hard to get a good grip & pull my hair out. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I see my coworkers all want to be extra frustrating today. 🙄😤🤨
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s also always a hard day because aside from it being my wife’s birthday it’s also the anniversary of my Dad’s passing…15 years ago tonight. Still miss him every day. He wasn’t perfect (who of us are?) but he was a good father and a good man.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A very happy birthday to @elleqsabine.bsky.social, my wonderful wife, partner, & best friend. Wishing you all the good things today, love. 🥰 Now about that birthday spanking… 👋 🍑
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Another Friday off & another emergency…this one’s not even in this country. And boss is on vacation so I’m the boss this time. 😵‍💫
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? (there were a damn lot of good choices though)
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Three Musketeers Resist
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Taco Round 2 has been consumed thanks to @elleqsabine.bsky.social (I made the guac). 🥑 🌮
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
In related news, I need a nap. #foodcoma
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Apparently it’s double Taco Tuesday here. Just went out for fish tacos with former manager for lunch & fixing ground beef tacos for dinner. 🌮 🌮 🌮 x2
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
A photo of my sister & I with Dad from 1989 summer vacation popped up on my FB feed. We were really rocking the late 80s fashions - including matching fanny packs. 🤣
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Dwayne Johnson's Iconic Fanny Pack Look
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They do?!? 🤣 Maybe they should, you know, circulate a memo about that so staffers & officials know. 🤣 "The White House has strict ethics guidelines that we expect all staffers and officials to follow," said White House spokesperson Davis Ingle when contacted by ABC News.
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White House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump's speeches: Sources
President Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on the contents of Trump's speeches, sources say.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you’re on FetLife & we interact on here, fell free to friend or follow me there. I’m hit or miss in my participation but try to not disappear for too long. fetlife.com/FiremanChris
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Two Fridays in a row where my boss has texted me for work emergencies while I’m at the supermarket. I may have to stop buying groceries.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Our long awaited and longer discussed recliners were delivered today. Now sitting in a cushy seat with my legs up like a proper 50ish guy.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So socialized gasoline stations are OK but not socialized healthcare. Got it. 🙄
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