Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Probably the best recovery I’ve had from a COVID shot. Was starting to feel a little achy when I went to bed, but Tylenol PM pretty much held it in check. Bit stiff this morning but never had the fatigue or headache I usually get & injection site isn’t even very sore. 040
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Been jabbed for both flu & COVID. Holding out hope I don’t get the usual psuedosymptoms this evening but dont have anything else that needs doing today & worth it if I do. 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And a bevy of beautiful booties to gaze upon here in the less productive but more enjoyable moments. 😎 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well today was productive. Just not productive with the things I wanted to be productive on. 🤪 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Back at work today & ankle feeling so much better. Some residual tenderness but no limping. 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of my ankles occasionally locks up & is very stiff/sore until it releases with a crack/pop. Started acting that way through the weekend & was limping badly by last night. Called in sick today & been icing it & trying to stay off it. It finally released a bit ago & I literally said “Hallelujah!” 120
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today is always a day of complicated emotions - the horror of the memory…and the horror of what’s been done in the name of that memory. So I think I’m going to take a break from here for the day. Be kind to yourself & each other. Hug those you love. And catch you on the flip side. 151
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I really hate HS-esque power play games. Stuck in the middle of one at work between my boss & another department head. And while I definitely agree with my boss that other guy has not handled things well, we’re going to ultimately acquiesce but I need to let my boss beat his chest a bit first. 🙄 100
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Potato salad now chillin’ in the fridge. Only made 3 lbs of potatoes (instead of the 5 lbs recipe calls for) & it still looks like more than we’ll be able to eat. But so tasty. 😋 160
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Raining today from the semi-nearby hurricane so enforced inside time…which is nice after all the forced outside time. Feet up, sipping cider, & boiling potatoes for my later-than-usual annual summer batch of potato salad. 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have conquered the leak! And put in the start of an overall improvement. 260
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Digging in the yard again. Because I’m apparently not very good at fixing sprinkler leaks. 🤬 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Have I mentioned lately that I hate plumbing? And that goes double for irrigation. This is my 4th weekend day in a row fixing sprinkler leaks & this one is being a real pain. 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Good thread about how online maps get their data & why they change when an idiot in power makes a change to the official government source. 010
Reposted by Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly 822093643
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Watching an episode of Celebrity Family Feud & the question is “Give me a word that describes both an apple & your mate’s bottom.” One of the answers given by Wayne Brady’s team was “red” & Steve Harvey said “That’s a lot of spankin’ if it’s red.” 👋 🍎 180
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Lordy they smell so good when they’re roasting. 🤤 🌶️ 040
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Roasting the first batch of Hatch chilies of the season. And we’re have one of the last 3 bags from last year as part of dinner tonight, so looks like I did about the right number last year. Probably need to do at least one more batch this same size this year to add to the few remaining. 🌶️ 040
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Was supposed to pick up @elleqsabine.bsky.social at the airport almost 2 hours ago, but instead will be picking her up in a little over 2 hours. But she just sent me a pic from inside her plane, so progress! And she’s so pretty. 😍 170
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This made me tear up. 😢 She & her mate Shadow have been celebrities in SoCal & further for years & we’d all hoped for different outcome than this. RIP Jackie & soar free. 🦅 0112
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Post you in a different era of your life 160
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I’m watching The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension for the 1st time since it was in the theaters in 1984. My mom had such an intense hatred for this movie that she banned its viewing via VHS, cable, etc. in our house. 🙄😂 OK, it’s a f’n weird movie, but it’s not ban-able. 😂static.klipy.comBuckaroo Banzai Peter WellerAlt: Buckaroo Banzai Peter Weller 250
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Toum with naan dippers has become one of my favorite breakfasts. 🧄 🍋 🫓 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There’s been a lot of talk about ebony hairbrushes lately, and I’m getting such an urge to use one briskly & lengthily on a willing someone’s bottom. 160
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Haven’t done one of these in awhile, so why not? 1 like = 1 completely mundane fact about me 1130
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As you no doubt have figured out I did eventually get out of the recliner. But it was an experience. @elleqsabine.bsky.social actually asked about this very scenario when they were delivered; whether there was an emergency release. And was told having a backup battery nearby might be a good idea. 🤪 011
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026For @gooddgrrl.bsky.social & @justanotherboomer.bsky.social & others who are into such things: Last night, @elleqsabine.bsky.social left the bathroom, (un)dressed for bed. I sat up on the edge of the bed & beckoned her over. She dutifully bent over my thigh & I stroked her round bare bottom. 1/4 150
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I should add that I did give her her birthday spanking on Saturday. As well as a bunch or orgasms. And then another spanking. 😈 170
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Anyone want to remind me to give @elleqsabine.bsky.social a good spanking tonight, since she’s off to visit her family in the morning? Need to make sure she behaves & doesn’t forget me. 😉 260
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Power’s back, conveniently right after we setup the backup lights upstairs & opened all the windows. Now laying mostly nekkid in bed waiting for a/c to cool everything down. @elleqsabine.bsky.social is more than mostly nekkid though so that raises the temperature a bit. 😈🥵 170
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Well the power just went out and now I’m stuck in the recliner. 🤪 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Just saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and yeah…it’s good. Took me back to the early MCU movies & the energy of those with a great plot. And glad I avoided any spoilers beyond the trailers. 🕷️ 220
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Last night I had a long dream that I had insomnia & was lying in my own bed unable to sleep. 🥱 Dreamt while lying in my own bed asleep. 😴 If that’s not some f’ed up meta bullshit, I don’t know what is. 040
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I bought a pair of White’s Smokejumpers 20+ years ago when I first became a firefighter. I still have them. They cost a pretty penny for sure & I took care of them to make them last. I’m pretty sure I said they could be counted as my Christmas present that year…possibly & also my birthday present. 👨🚒theguardian.comThese boots are the safest for US wildland firefighters. Fewer and fewer can afford themThe handcrafted leather boots are a century-old tradition – but with money tight, the cost of up to $800 is harder to justify 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Today it’s the equipment’s turn to be annoying. Why are all the batteries dead? 🪫 🪫 🪫 At least it’s Friday. 😎 010
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Apparently it’s spreading to other departments than my own now. It’s a good thing I have a buzz cut because it’s too hard to get a good grip & pull my hair out. 🤪 010
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I see my coworkers all want to be extra frustrating today. 🙄😤🤨 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s also always a hard day because aside from it being my wife’s birthday it’s also the anniversary of my Dad’s passing…15 years ago tonight. Still miss him every day. He wasn’t perfect (who of us are?) but he was a good father and a good man. 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 29/07/2026A very happy birthday to @elleqsabine.bsky.social, my wonderful wife, partner, & best friend. Wishing you all the good things today, love. 🥰 Now about that birthday spanking… 👋 🍑 3100
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Another Friday off & another emergency…this one’s not even in this country. And boss is on vacation so I’m the boss this time. 😵💫 250
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? (there were a damn lot of good choices though)static.klipy.comThree Musketeers ResistAlt: Three Musketeers Resist 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Taco Round 2 has been consumed thanks to @elleqsabine.bsky.social (I made the guac). 🥑 🌮 050
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026In related news, I need a nap. #foodcoma 030
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Apparently it’s double Taco Tuesday here. Just went out for fish tacos with former manager for lunch & fixing ground beef tacos for dinner. 🌮 🌮 🌮 x2 020
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026A photo of my sister & I with Dad from 1989 summer vacation popped up on my FB feed. We were really rocking the late 80s fashions - including matching fanny packs. 🤣static.klipy.comDwayne Johnson's Iconic Fanny Pack LookAlt: Dwayne Johnson's Iconic Fanny Pack Look 010
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/07/2026They do?!? 🤣 Maybe they should, you know, circulate a memo about that so staffers & officials know. 🤣 "The White House has strict ethics guidelines that we expect all staffers and officials to follow," said White House spokesperson Davis Ingle when contacted by ABC News.abc7.comWhite House teleprompter operator made more than $100K betting on Trump's speeches: SourcesPresident Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on the contents of Trump's speeches, sources say. 000
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 13/07/2026If you’re on FetLife & we interact on here, fell free to friend or follow me there. I’m hit or miss in my participation but try to not disappear for too long. fetlife.com/FiremanChrisfetlife.comLogin | FetLifeWelcome back, we've missed you! 141
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Two Fridays in a row where my boss has texted me for work emergencies while I’m at the supermarket. I may have to stop buying groceries. 140
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Our long awaited and longer discussed recliners were delivered today. Now sitting in a cushy seat with my legs up like a proper 50ish guy. 2100
Fireman Chris 👨🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026So socialized gasoline stations are OK but not socialized healthcare. Got it. 🙄 050