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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞

@firemanchris.bsky.social
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[18+] Kinky former fireman married to @elleqsabine. Spanker of naughty girls & affable kilt-wearing pervert. Professional chaos coordinator. Neurospicy GenX’er.

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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same. There’s just something about that tub in that setting. 🍿
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uh huh!
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Dahliabunni Popcorn
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The biryani was delicious, but that Kashmiri chili powder is no joke! 🥵 🌶️ 🌶️ 🌶️ Think I need to get some of the low-heat version they also sell & mix. We both like the heat but this was making my eyes water.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
To be fair…I had quite a few of the less common spices because I’ve been experimenting with other recipes. Green cardamom pods yes, but had to order the black variety too. Cumin seeds & coriander seeds yes, but had to order mace. Got some Kashmiri chili powder & a different garam masala to boot.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well hello there! 🤩 Yes, and not just because of views like that. Though…I DO enjoy the views like that & miss them.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A very happy birthday to you!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been buried in work (as per usual this time of year) including both days this weekend. But taking a break to try my hand at my first chicken biryani. You know the recipe’s gonna be good when the first step calls for a bunch of spices you don’t have in your spice cabinet plus 10 cloves of garlic.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think she’d definitely approve of that jacket!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Probably the best recovery I’ve had from a COVID shot. Was starting to feel a little achy when I went to bed, but Tylenol PM pretty much held it in check. Bit stiff this morning but never had the fatigue or headache I usually get & injection site isn’t even very sore.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been jabbed for both flu & COVID. Holding out hope I don’t get the usual psuedosymptoms this evening but dont have anything else that needs doing today & worth it if I do.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And a bevy of beautiful booties to gaze upon here in the less productive but more enjoyable moments. 😎
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well today was productive. Just not productive with the things I wanted to be productive on. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lovely!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Sherlock Hat Tip
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Back at work today & ankle feeling so much better. Some residual tenderness but no limping.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So very pretty. Pretty pretty cheeks.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly! Even if my singing often only encourages others to sing in order to drown me out. 😜
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You both deserve ovations! 👏
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I had to pick one I’d say “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina & The Waves. Though anything similarly up-tempo usually works.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Huzzah!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My favorite day of the week…visually at least! And I’ve missed your cute lil booty as part of it.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cute indeed! Love it!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love to hear it!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good for you! I know you’d wanted to do that.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Suspected somebody would suggest the s-word. 🤪
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doing good. Fully empty-nesting now that daughter is graduated & gainfully employed. She’s about 100mi away & comes for weekend every few weeks. Work is…work. Commute seems to steadily take more time. Wife still gets spanked regularly…though not as regularly as I’d prefer. 😉 How about you?
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good to see you again!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well hello!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That definitely can create its own challenges.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Assume he has a good relationship with his? I think it’s probably hard to fathom a parent being that way if you haven’t experienced it.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my ankles occasionally locks up & is very stiff/sore until it releases with a crack/pop. Started acting that way through the weekend & was limping badly by last night. Called in sick today & been icing it & trying to stay off it. It finally released a bit ago & I literally said “Hallelujah!”
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As someone who also has a difficult relationship with his mother, it sucks having to have these sort of thoughts about a parent. But that sort of cynicism is learned through their behavior. I see you.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is always a day of complicated emotions - the horror of the memory…and the horror of what’s been done in the name of that memory. So I think I’m going to take a break from here for the day. Be kind to yourself & each other. Hug those you love. And catch you on the flip side.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Glock cameras would also be worrisome. 😉
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Huzzah!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same. Though I thought boss was just being petty about this, but he’s decided it’s an integrity/dishonesty issue on the other’s part & is escalating it to senior management. So now I’m just here trying to keep my head down & see what drops.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yep. My wife discovered that a couple years ago. The good ones will just list one ingredient. Assume it happens with other oils too, though that’s the main one we buy & worry about.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
They certainly do. One thing we always check the ingredients on is olive oil, because a lot of what’s marketed as such will have other types of oil also listed in the ingredients…but not in the big “olive oil” on front.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That would definitely be more truthful advertising. Don’t remember all the details, but there was a case here a few years ago about how meat substitutes were being described & marketed, which I seem to remember had something to do with using the term “meat” at all in the description.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do think “vegan leather” has become the hip new(ish) term for synthetic leather. Which I hate. Back in my day we just called it Naugahyde.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thankfully flu shot has never bothered me, though COVID one always knocks me out for a day.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
More worryingly…are there cows that are not vegan? Carnivorous bovine sound very frightening.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really hate HS-esque power play games. Stuck in the middle of one at work between my boss & another department head. And while I definitely agree with my boss that other guy has not handled things well, we’re going to ultimately acquiesce but I need to let my boss beat his chest a bit first. 🙄
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Had to settle for the arms since I’m already in the office. Though I’d rather do all 3.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have mine (plus COVID) scheduled for next Friday at Vons…2 shots then the weekly groceries with the $20 off coupon they give you for getting a flu shot. 😎 It’s my annual mid-September tradition.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looks great!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That looks tasty!
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For those interested: all it has are boiled Russet potatoes, hard boiled eggs, onion & celery in equal parts Best Foods/Hellmann’s mayo & Miracle Whip (only thing I buy it for) with enough French’s mustard to give it a nice tang & yellow color. But it’s always popular. Grandma’s recipe.
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Fireman Chris 👨‍🚒 🔞 @firemanchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Potato salad now chillin’ in the fridge. Only made 3 lbs of potatoes (instead of the 5 lbs recipe calls for) & it still looks like more than we’ll be able to eat. But so tasty. 😋
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