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Jade

@gooddgrrl.bsky.social
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had a dream that I said something disrespectful and was going to get a spanking but things kept happening so that the spanking never occurred.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Middle school is a lot. I will be parenting a teenager starting this week. Any advice?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just finished reading The Correspondent and then finished rewatching Ted Lasso.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The world cup preshow is...weird...
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am presenting at a conference for which I was not part of the organizing committee or leadership in any way. I don't have a lot of folks I want to catch up with. They paid for my hotel room and I'm by myself. They paid me to present. They provided food all day long.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Uh oh. The cat came downstairs. It must be bedtime soon...
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I always said I wanted a HoH. But now I have a cat that yells at me when it's time to go to bed and starts biting my ankles if I take too long to get there.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hi. I'm still lurking. Carry on.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Just signed the divorce papers.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Jade! Come here. Now." I can't believe you're going to do this in front of your cousin, Bill, who has come over for dinner. You've pulled out the chair and placed it in the middle of the room. Bill is seated at the table drinking bourbon, behind where you've placed the chair.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I am not having a good day.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I need some good divorce tv shows or movies that might keep me from doing or saying things I would like to say and do that might not be in my best interests. Suggestions?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Am watching Rooster on HBO. This might be just the divorce comedy I need.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Good thing no one is here to spank me. I just updated my budget after ignoring it for 5 weeks.... 😬
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I had a dream that I had a new living arrangement and I got my first spanking for being sassy in the kitchen and a second even more severe spanking for being caught in the office where I was told not to go without permission.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
There is now a Void in my family because I want to be @electraheartt.bsky.social when I grow up.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I need....something. But I'm not sure what.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Once again, sitting In the parking lot at work Enter or go home? #haiku
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's after 7 am and the sun isn't up. This is not ok.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Now I need to work on the 10 other projects due soon...
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I rocked my presentation. When I asked for questions someone said, "Why are you so awesome?"
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I'm presenting on workforce sustainability tomorrow. I don't feel like I am in the right headspace to help people with their mental health at the moment....
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What if I just stay in my car instead of going into work?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Do I hafta get up and do work today?
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is standing on a street .
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Turns out a fun post by @justanotherboomer.bsky.social a threat from @firemanchris.bsky.social and some cookies and milk are just what I needed.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I actually came here to try to get motivated to work some more but what I'm realizing now is that my brain and body need a break. So I'm going ti watch TV for a bit and then see if I can finish up the work.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If you didn't want me to have cookies before dinner you wouldn't have left them in the house right?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I don't feel qualified to be the parent of a teenager. Could we put this off a year or two and provide some continuing education before I take on this role?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I need to be held accountable for washing my face and following dermatologist directions. Also I need to stop feeling paralyzed and get some breakfast and start my day.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Can someone make me some peppermint tea?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My baby is home.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Trigger warning SA My son impulsively tried to not be alive anymore. Fortunately adults around him responded excellently and he is physically healthy and receiving treatment. My divorce is still not final. Things are really hard for me. And I wanted you to know.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What would happen if I chose not to take my meds tonight?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I have been stuck inside my house for 5 days. I had to go back to work today in questionable conditions. I'm back home now and it's still freezing. When will I be warm again??
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Why is the fireplace on the TV channel not producing enough heat?! 🥶
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Wait...does earning a spanking during the day automatically get you another one at bedtime?
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I made it through the day with only one spanking. Whew! Am going to have thin mints for dinner and hide under blankets for the remainder of the day. And possibly the weekend.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I need to get off my a$$ and go to work. But I dont wanna.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I earned like 3 spankings in my dreams last night. 😳
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I have a headache. And I need to fold laundry. And do the dishes. And take a shower. And attend one more meeting.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I feel so much better today! It's a Christmas miracle!
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I have a cold. I need someone to come take care of me. Am going to pout and feel sorry for myself.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My baby (12) brought me breakfast in bed after getting ready for school on their own. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Today is a shitty day.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I won't get spanked if I play hookie from work so...🤔
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I just did a select all and delete to my inbox. And I'm skipping out on work tomorrow to drink wine all weekend. That feels good.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I have a headache. And a general sense of impending doom.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I don't wanna.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My new plan is I'm just watching reels all day.
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Jade @gooddgrrl.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I could use a spanking.
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