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ClaireDeluxe

@firecrackerboom.bsky.social
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Fmr NATO policy wonk➡️raptor rehab/wildlife ed. General Al Haig once shot me w/double finger guns in an elevator. I keyed Newt’s car in ‘97. 9th gen Georgian. 80s Punk. I’ve seen some weird shit y’all just be cool. MA GWU Elliott School ‘91, MNat UGA ‘20

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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New education program possum dropped! Her official name is Laundry Room Linda, but we call her Fancy. She’s missing part of her tail and can’t be released, so she’s gonna live a life of soft blankets, balanced meals, and lap time.
A young Virginia opossum peeking from under a pink blanket, eating a bowl of salad, Cheerios, and someone’s leftover beef stew
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 22/07/2026
[mouth directly on microphone] that's right tom
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to hang out in the middle east while he starts the same war every day. when a missile blasts you into pieces he'll say your last words were "we must build a new ballroom in the white house" before your body is even cold. good luck soldier
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
How does he do this without swearing?
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Squirrel dick alarm
A silver Porsche Carrera with a  license tag reading “ APEXUAL”
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’m tired y’all
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
More fun with wet birds! We mist the birds (those who like it) every afternoon when it’s above 90 degrees. Tonka the red-tail hawk looks like a freshly hatched chicken when he drinks the water dripping from his beak. I told him so and we laughed. #hawks #redtailhawk #nature #birds
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just gave Cam her daily misting and waited 10 minutes for this shot. Yes she can fly away, yes barred owls love water, yes a feather flew off bc she’s molting, and yes she loves it. #owls #barredowl #nature #birds 🪶
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is a baby pigeon. I don’t do songbirds and I couldn’t ID it - the beak was throwing me. I texted our partner songbird rehabber and she said if it feels like holding a heavy ball sack it’s a pigeon. It did and it is! 🪶 #birds
A baby pigeon with yellow fuzz on his head
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Today an instagram famous frog died in our care after a cat got him. Don’t ever let an influencer’s frog die on your watch. Go get another frog and lie about it.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My job has some perks, some oops, some poops. 🦉🪶
Branching age barred owl standing on a black gloveA branching age barred owl who decided to jump to my shoulder and poop on me to prove he’s ready to go home.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?...
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Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (Official Video)
YouTube video by CyndiLauperVEVO
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s #Caturday!!
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My Go Big or Go Home thoughts for this Saturday: I make the case for why we should consider amending the Constitution to create a fourth branch open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
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We Need a Fourth Branch
Why our most vital institutions should be placed in a constitutional vault - beyond the reach of any President.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What is a man, you ask? Moose is neutered, yet still undeniably a man. Moocholini the fascist cat, My Muchacho, the Mooch, my Kittyboy. #caturday #HappyCaturday #moose
Moose the cat living a resume-free life, flat on his back on a gray sofa.
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Margaret G @mls0308.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Timothy Snyder does a perfect job describing American foreign policy in just 53 seconds! This is so spot on, what an embarrassment the "baby in the bulldozer" is. @timothysnyder.bsky.social #Pinks #ProudBlue
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
WE HAVE 18 OF THESE🪶! They are very hungry, they never ever stop screaming, including when their mouths are full! I just fussed at this kid for yelling in my ear but he’s just waiting for me to leave so he can complain. #RedShoulderHawk #birdsofprey #raptors #Fledglings
Pre-fledgling age (“branching”) red shoulder hawk
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
When do we collectively stop paying federal taxes?
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is fucking epic and actually made me burst into tears. Fight fire with fire. youtu.be/EtvKvmTIaQU?...
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"Burning Down The House" - David Byrne feat. Stephen Colbert (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Mr. Big Foot Fancy Pants would like a word! #redtailhawk #birds #birdsofprey🪶🦅
A young red tail hawk standing on daisy matting in an outdoor wood coop
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It’s like an owl nursery around here!🪶🦉 #photogenic #birds #owls
2 branching age barred owls in a mew perched on branchesA branching age barred owl standing on a black glove on an exam table
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 01/05/2026
The Fifth Circuit just told millions of women that three judges know better than the FDA, their doctors, and 25 years of evidence. They don't. This restriction on medication abortion is a nationwide abortion restriction, full stop. I have no intention of letting this stand.
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Andy Fraser @andyfraser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Video pretty clearly shows Trump’s unable to stand unaided and fell down after two steps. Nonetheless, you’d still kinda think that a loyal or competent secret service would manage to protect the president instead of the VP, pretty incredible.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He couldn’t get out of his chair by himself so they got Vance out first. Then he fell and had to be helped up. Where’s THAT story?!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/04/2026
So much for that.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The babies just keep coming! 2 more nestling barred owls displaced by high winds. We are getting a good meal in them today then renesting tomorrow. The one on the end stays though 😉🪶🦉
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BABY SEASON IS HERE! This nestling barred owl was displaced when the tree containing his nest was chopped down. We will attempt to reunite him w his parents, and if unsuccessful, will place him with a foster parent. Right now he’s got a stuffie for company and a belly full of pinky mice. 🪶🦉
A baby barred owl and his stuffed animal brother in a makeshift nest
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
WOW: Protestors in Seattle take to highway overpass with signs that read “Congress Remove Trump Now” and the reverse side reading “President Has Lost His Mind” Share this if you support these protestors and their message! substack.com/@reallyameri...
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Really American (@reallyamerican)
WOW: Protestors in Seattle take to highway overpass with signs that read “Congress Remove Trump Now” and the reverse side reading “President Has Lost His Mind” Share this if you support these protest...
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Abigail LP @abigail-lp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
my whole vibe for 2026 so far
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
But I don’t care about that stuff!
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I appreciate any kind of resistance 🪶 #knowyourrights
A bird nest constructed on top of a decoy owl meant to scare birds
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)
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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 07/04/2026
You are a senator.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Fuck him up
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Alex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Have you ever seen a baby gopher tortoise eat a dandelion? This lil nibblet will grow for 10-20 years and will end up weighing around 18 pounds. Gopher tortoises are a keystone species and the state reptile of Georgia. They also moan with pleasure at juicy strawberries, just like me. 🐢
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me blocking someone
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a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a pile of hay .
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Nestling Great Horned owl successfully re-nested! Home owner says mom and dad come by often to feed. 85% of all raptors worldwide will not make it to their first birthday. My job is brutal, but moments like this are what we live for. Godspeed lil nugget, you made it! 🦉🦅🪶
A nestling great horned owl in a laundry basket zip tied to a tree
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 22/03/2026
Middle East crisis live: Trump gives Iran 48-hour ultimatum to open strait of Hormuz; 100 injured in Israel
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Middle East crisis live: Trump gives Iran 48-hour ultimatum to open strait of Hormuz; 100 injured in Israel
Trump tells Iran to reopen strait to shipping or face destruction of its energy infrastructure, as Tehran launches its most destructive attack yet on Israel Hello and welcome to our continuing live coverage of the US-Israel war on Iran and its repercussions for the Middle East, the world and the global economy. President Donald Trump has threatened to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants if Tehran does not fully reopen the strait of Hormuz within 48 hours – threatening a new escalation, just a day after the president spoke of “winding down” the war. Iranian ballistic missile barrages wounded about 100 people in southern Israel on Saturday, striking the cities of Arad and Dimona after air defence systems failed to intercept at least two projectiles. The Israeli Air Force is investigating its failure to prevent the attacks. Benjamin Netanyahu called it “a very difficult evening in the campaign for our future”. The International Atomic Energy Agency said it had received no indication of damage to the Negev nuclear research centre, which is near to Dimona. In the early hours on Sunday, Israeli military announced in a brief statement that it was conducting strikes in Tehran. Saudi Arabia’s ministry of defence said it had detected three missiles launched towards Riyadh early in the morning. One of the missiles was intercepted, while two fell in an uninhabited area, it said Iran on Saturday launched two ballistic missiles with a range of 4,000 km (2,500 miles) at the US-British military base at Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean, according to the Israeli military, which said it was the first time Iran had used long-range missiles since the conflict began on February 28. The British foreign secretary condemned the attacks on Diego Garcia, while stressing the UK has “taken a different position from the US and Israel” on the conflict. Yvette Cooper said ministers wanted to see a swift resolution to the war, adding the government was supporting defensive action against the “reckless Iranian threats”. A projectile struck close to a bulk carrier off the coast of the United Arab Emirates on Sunday, causing an explosion, according to the British military’s United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations center. The death toll has risen to more than 1,500 people in Iran, more than 1,000 people in Lebanon, 15 in Israel and 13 US military members, and a number of civilians on land and sea in the Gulf region, according to Associated Press. Millions of people in Lebanon and Iran have been displaced. Continue reading...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2026
Tips For Saving On Gas theonion.com/tips-for-saving-on-gas
Alternate which kid goes to school each day.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The goal now is just to discipline labor and crush any popular anticapitalist movement. They’ve achieved a level of wealth that makes profit and loss pure abstraction, now they’re just focused on social control. Fighting taxes isn’t about wealth, it’s about starving the state of resources
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
On his way home!
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Got a nestling Great Horned owl yesterday! Gonna fatten him up then drive across the state to re-nest him near his parents tomorrow. We think baby is ~2 weeks old as you can still see the egg tooth at the tip of his beak. Baby season has begun - please hug and/or feed your local rehabbers! 🪶🦅🦉
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sometime in the mid 90s I went to dinner with my then-bf, Newt Gingrich, and another couple. I was young and blonde and Newt did his best to impress me. He ordered for me, “she’ll have the Osso buco I think she will like it,” then asked me if I knew how dishwashers work. It was a weird night.
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ClaireDeluxe @firecrackerboom.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Today or maybe tomorrow is a good day to talk about the time I endured a terrible social occasion with Newt Gingrich, then keyed his black Mercedes in the parking lot of 103 West in Atlanta.
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Ted Lieu @tedlieu.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A foreign hacker likely has the Epstein Files. The best way to prevent blackmail of government officials, such as trump and Howard Lutnick, would be for AG Pam Bondi to stop the cover up and release all the Epstein Files as required by law.
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