Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/01/2025it's so on the nose. like subpar sitcom writing 110
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 23/01/2025i gotta say, i think the anti aging guy is gonna start posting racist shit real soon. might even land an honorary cabinet position 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 15/01/2025maybe he's friends with Guy who puts gatorade in a glass 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 14/01/2025love this intersection. second only to the medford supercollider 020
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024there comes a point in every user's bio where the more emojis you encounter , the worse their opinion will be. this is known as the method of images and is widely regarded in electromagnetic theory - 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024not that it's a groundbreaking observation, but it's bleakly ironic that squid game has a season 2. i just still find it insane 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024guy who read the foundation series one time in high school 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 29/12/2024why buy toilet paper when entire shelves of YA books exist 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 20/12/2024oh the weather outside is weather. but the fiiire, is al-so weather. and if we've no place to goooo, weather . 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024me when im a horse who has been led to water 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i like to think this is intended to be horny 120
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 17/12/2024writing a paper on finite element modeling, but to do calculus. the computer exploded 000
Reposted by Floptimus Prime Rib™️the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Oh, you have 100k followers but only follow 500 people? Why don't you follow them all back? Why doesn't Taylor Swift listen to me sing? Why won't LeBron James watch me play basketball? 261205140
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 16/12/2024whenever i read the word "baklava" i mentally think it says "balaclava" and am now learning that is, in fact, not a food 120
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 16/12/2024ask not for whom the bell tolls. it tolls for the George Washington Bridge 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 15/12/2024once again asking if anyone wants to play monster hunter rise 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 14/12/2024basically my entire feed on job facebook 000
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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024you can just attach "season" to the end of any phrase and nobody will question it. Stressed? Job hunting season. Sad? Dark season. hungry? steak season. Hotel? four season. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony, 020
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 11/12/2024something i can't place but it feels like extreme horseshoe theory seeing people thirst over uhc shooter guy just cause they vaguely agree with his politics 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Learning every language on duolingo just to know how many ways i can say "it's Bean time" 140
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Looking for a Postdoc SUCKS and I can't find anything I'm both qualified for and want to do. I need more material scientist friends 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 03/12/2024insane to me that people like spotify for music. the audio quality is so fucking BAD 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/11/2024need to level up more before i can use the hot water mechanic :/ 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"what if the world was made of pudding" ass post 000
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Unfortunately, todays train will [skrrrch] not be [hissss] running on a normal [krrrunch] schedule due to the giant snakes. please be advised 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 20/11/2024saying i love you after the first audible fart 120
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024hot take? no, no. please. it's a hot GIVE :') 010
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024we need more ploppy words. like "squelch" and "flub" bonus points if it doesn't mean something goo-adjacent 010
Reposted by Floptimus Prime Rib™️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Name a perfect player piano roll from the 1910s that isn’t by Scott Joplin 4739516
Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024hey sorry for what i said. i wasn't thinking. i am sorry rene descartes: holy sHIT,, 010
