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Floptimus Prime Rib™️

@firebeets.bsky.social

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LinkedIn hate account. i am the babadook he/they

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

dude no fucking way

a random verification code with the digits 999999

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

we're fucking doomed

snippet of cnbc article titled "OpenAI partners with U.S. National Laboratories on scientific research, nuclear weapons security" that says the following:

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Earlier this week, OpenAI released ChatGPT Gov, an AI platform built specifically for U.S. government use. OpenAI billed the new platform as a step beyond ChatGPT Enterprise as far as security. It will allow government agencies to feed "non-public, sensitive information" into OpenAI's models while operating within their own secure hosting environments, the company said.

OpenAI said that since the beginning of 2024, more than 90,000 employees of federal, state and local governments have generated over 18 million prompts within ChatGPT, using the technology to translate and summarize documents, write and draft policy memos, generate code and build applications.

The government partnership follows a series of moves by Altman and OpenAI that appear to be targeted at appeasing President Donald Trump.
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full web link: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/01/30/openai-partners-with-us-national-laboratories-on-scientific-research.html

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

ok Bucket work

a dignified large husky wrapped up like a burrito in a blue quilt with only his head emerging

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

guy who read the foundation series one time in high school

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

snooow day for da pups

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

[talking about adults] yea so what if this was actually children

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

no way

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

basically my entire feed on job facebook

Stupid linkedin post that says "Impact in Academia ≠ Impact outside of academia" with an image containing two pie charts.

The image says "The Value of a PhD"
Subcaption: "What we think the value of a PhD is ..."
followed by a yellow circle with a legend next to it that says "Publications"

Under that is another subcaption that says "What the actual value is ..."
followed but an circle divided into 14 equal subsections with accompanying legend:
- Call me "Dr."
- I have a PhD, you know
- Not the medical kind haha
- Oh my thesis?
- Back in grad school...?
- Ugh I HATE writing
- It was only a few hundred pages
- Actually I'm an expert
- It's too complicated, sorry
- You only got an MS?
- Nobody wants to hire me
- I bet I could teach this
- I said "Dr."
- Let me explain

The original legend (which was a list of "transferrable skills") is edited over. Cause it was annoying

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

need to level up more before i can use the hot water mechanic :/

water cooler with two spouts, the left of which has the label "unlock hot water" and the right of which is being used.

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

"what if the world was made of pudding" ass post

egregiously oversimplified and somewhat classist LinkedIn post that reads:

"
Adam Yohanan
Small Business Lawyer Leveraging Wall Street Expertise

BigLaw associates love to flaunt their six-figure salaries. First-year paychecks north of $215,000 sound incredible-until you actually break down the numbers.
What's an associate's time really worth when you account for how much they work? Spoiler: It's not as glamorous as you think.
On paper, associates are paid for around 2,000 billable hours a year. But anyone who's actually worked in BigLaw knows the real number of hours is far higher. Add in non-billable time-firm events, recruiting, training sessions, kissing butts, and endless admin—and it's not unusual for total hours worked to hit 3,000 or more.
Divide that $215,000 salary by 3,000 hours, and what do you get? Around $71 an hour. That's less than a freelance graphic designer and far from the life-changing riches you imagined when you signed up for law school.
BigLaw salaries are designed to sound impressive, but when you really do the math, the hourly rate is humbling.
So the next time someone brags about their BigLaw salary, feel free to ask: What's your real hourly rate?
"

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

tha bucket (and his slightly smaller sister, tha midna)

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

what the fuck is this

Instagram notification titles "Achievement" that reads "You'll earn this achievement when you receive 50 likes on a post."

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 23/06/2023

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 07/05/2023

dune predicted t'witter dot com

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 06/05/2023

hholy shit,,

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Need me a girl who looks like this

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

christ lmao

Martin shkreli waiting for a train or something

Martin shkreli being bullied in the replies lol

Martin shkreli being bullied in the replies lol

Martin shkreli being bullied in the replies lol

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

y'all know i keep that mf thang on me

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

this says a lot about society

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

I am here in my real human city

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Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

Hiding my own posts

Floptimus Prime Rib™️ @firebeets.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

Blurry cold brew